>>95416980Only the truly brilliant understand the deep hidden meaning in Rick Sanchez's belching. Only the truly evolved can enjoy the brilliance that is Rick and Morty.
I once met a beautiful woman at my local library. She was a tall blonde, reading a novel about astrophysics. I asked her if she was studying, to which she replied, "no, I just love astrophysics." After continued conversation I learned that she was a junior in college, studying to be a chemist. In her spare time, when she wasn't doing charity work, she was hiking and mountain climbing.
I invited her to watch a film with me, and she agreed. We watched a few artsy french indie films and documentaries before she began dle up to me. Her body was absolutely perfect and toned. She was the perfect woman. I knew she wanted me, so I switched my TV back to the cable box and turned to her.
"M-morty." I heard from the TV. Rick and Morty season 2 episode 2.
"Ugh, I hate this show." I heard her say.
"You what?" I was filled with fury.
"This show is gross, I can't stand-" I slapped her.
"HOW DARE YOU"
I pulled her by the hair to the kitchen. She begged me to stop.
I reached into my fridge and grabbed a long, girthy pickle.
I beat her with the pickle, viciously, yelling "IM PICKLE RIIIIICK"
I booted her head into the floor. "APOLOGIZE"
"F-for what?"
I punched her, breaking her nose. She fell to the floor, passed out. That's when I heard it. ftftftffTFTFTFT
It came from my bedroom. I open the door to see the prophet, Justin Roiland, fucking Morty's boyhole.
"Sir Roiland!"
"Yes, my son." He spoke.
"What are you doing here?" I asked as Morty dripped boysauce.
"I've brought you a gift."
He pushed Morty off of his massive cock.
"Please him, my creation."
"Y-yes C-creator Roiland"
Morty began performing sweet fellatio on me while Justin left. I heard the thot cry before 6 gunshots rang out.
"Mmm" I thought"I love Rick and Morty"
Never trust someone who isn't smart enough to like Rick and Morty
