>>94887328I met this guy, he was friend of my uncle. Old white guy. And not just "pale" white. He's just out-and-out white. Sounds like an old jolly white guy when he talks.
So I get my uncle alone and I say, "yo, why this guy named Carlos [really Spanish last name I cannot remember, get fucked]? He's an old white guy. Doesn't even got no accent."
So it turns out, he's from Venezuela. Born there, lived there, moves away while young, then spent his entire life on a boat, circling both the American contents, going into port and being a hooligan with a very rich dad.
White people can have Spanish names. They can even be from the places you think are populated entirely be brown goblin monster people.