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I had a guy do this to me one day, he said I could have a free pizza if I showed him my diploma, he was the delivery man. I said sure hang on and went to my computer to print a fake diploma. When I got back, he was gone. Pizza on floor. I see his car still outside and decide to check the Pizza, inside it's just a note on paper saying something I never actually understood, before I could think on it, I get knocked in the back of the head, it was him. It didn't hurt, it was just like a pap. I turn around and scream because I was fucking scared. He says damn take it easy son, and I realized it wasn't just a pizza delivery man, it was my fucking dad. I hadn't seen him in years and he's changed quite a bit. I ask what the hell is happening and he said he was working for the PAPA JOHNS here and that he wanted to use it to visit me, since he knew I order pizza there every Friday. I ask what's happening tonight and he said he just wanted to spend his first time with me in over 6 years pushing me to get my GED, and that life doesn't just hand you things if you don't accept them. He handed me a hug and I accepted it.
In the end, it wasn't actually my dad, I don't know who it was, but when he was walking out he sneezed and I said bless you and he said something in Spanish and my dad doesn't speak latin.
