Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking dog shit, this thread is cancer. Pure, unfiltered, straight-from-the-Chernobyl-victim's-brain cancer. This thread epitomizes everything, I mean EVERYTHING, wrong with 4chan. All these "lol summerfags aren't real" shitposters are being proven epically wrong by the Reddit/Tumblr-tier garbage in this thread. Only someone who pretends to frequent this place when they're off of high school could possibly circlejerk such a shitty, unfunny thread, at least I pray to God that's the case.
I want you all to think about your lives for a minute. You are polluting this place of discussion with your cancer and dead memes about a dead meme show. And you're all fucking laughing it up at this garbage that on ANY other thread you would be saged and reported immediately for even PRETENDING to like. What could you be doing with your lives right now? You could be out with a woman, making money, furthering the cause of humanity or at the very least, the culture of this board, but no. You're here, and polluting this website with your sweaty, cheesey, Reddit, Doritos-encrusted fingertips. If fucking makes me sick.
If I could somehow, SOMEHOW, call down a tactical nuclear attack on every city that was home to you cultural parasites, you can be sure I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat. It's like you're maggots, feasting on the detritus of other, more cultured members of society, and that's how you should be treated. Like vermin, like a pest, to be exterminated at the earliest possible time. I hope you all kill yourselves as soon as possible. And not in a meme, 4chan way. I mean it, fucking end your lives.
