>>94523454>Me, I'm just a TV, I mean I'm not even human. You, you've got the remote control, you can change channels if you don't like what you're watching. You can flick me on and off and on and off, whoa, I'm getting dizzy. Y'see, you're smarter than me, you get to choose from all kinds of neat stuff: funny shows, nature shows, shows about people all over the world. Ouch! in real life, y'know, that would hurt. You get to learn how to make stuff, how to draw stuff, and me? I don't get to do any of that stuff, heh, I'm just the TV that plays it for you. Yup, I sure wish I was as smart as you! Would somebody get that cat off my head? Heh thanks, look at it this way, you can talk to your best friends, your mom or dad, about all the stuff you see on TV! And besides, you have choices, you've got books and sports and you can go outside and play! Where is outside anyway? Sigh, I'm just a TV, you're the smart one! Welp, so long, see ya next time!I haven't seen this ad in years and yet I remember literally the whole thing.
