>>94185755It's a "parody"
First episode:
Token Black Lady:*knocks on door that says Captain* "Captain, why you been in your quarters so long?"
Seth, holding a bottle: "Uhh, I was doing some research on the local culture before the mission"
Green chick: *walks up to Seth from behind, sensually strokes his chest* Captain, don't you want to keep seeing how the locals _do_ things?"
Token Black lady: "Oh mah gawd, you have a meetin with the ambassador in an hour"
Seth *takes a swig, burps*: I'll be there, I just gotta finish up this bottle, I mean meeting"
COMMERCIAL
*At the bridge, Seth is visibly drunk, slumping in his chair, the alien Ambassador comes on screen, he looks ape-like with a hairy face, long nose and cleft chin*
Ambassador: "Captain, thank you for acting as our escort and adviser to the Greenman planet, we trust you have obtained information about the locals."
Seth: Yeah, *urp* I got veeeery immersed in the locals if you know what I mean ;)"
*Ambassador turns to Token black* "What does that mean, first mate?
*robot interrupts* "I believe the captain means he engaged in sexual activity with a Greenman prostitute, Ambassador, he said it would be quote 'really sexy, unlike those ape ladies the ambassador likes'
Ambassador: "CAPTAIN! were you referring to my wife and daughter?!!?? That is most inappropriate, we Ballhearians-
*Seth interrupts, laughing*
Seth: "Ball-hairians? That's what you're called *burp* That's why your face looks like a dick and balls HAHAHA *throws up, passes out*
Token Black: "I am so sorry ambassador, please forgive us, this won't happen again
Ambassador: "It better not, what is wrong with him?"
Robot: "Alcoholism, nacissistic personality disorder, herpes, crabs, gohnerrea, obsession with ancient earth music, and my ofactory sensors indicate strong body odor
*Crew agrees*
Ambassador: Well ,clearly he is also blind, my wife is gorgeous
And then someone farts after he hangs up and says *Whew I was holding that one in the whole time"
