>robots operate on objective, quantifiable truths and ideas
>they would immediately study individual specimens of the human race
>although love is an abstract concept, traits such as physical strength, physical beauty, intellect, charisma and so on are not
>these are qualities that are not only most likely to ensure a happy relationship but also yield the best possible offspring
>if a robot was to for whatever reason couple with a human it would be logically sound to only pursue members of the species with these traits
>they would literally never pursue someone who is fat, lazy, stupid or obsessed with infantile media (you)
>nerds create robots to get laid but the robots just pursue stacies and chads, ensuring you get even less sex
