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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 18:16:16 2017 No.93864676 View Reply Original Report

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ONE real life still living person on earth, (Not you) gets ALL of Superman's current powers when they wake up tomorrow.

1. You have to know their name, so either a family member, peer or friend you know or a celebrity or just someone as long as you konw their name.

Who would be the best and WORST person to get this power?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:18:17 No.93864711 Report

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>>93864676
Joe Pesci

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:19:16 No.93864736 Report

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>>93864676
Kin Jong Un would probably be the worst.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:21:46 No.93864776 Report

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>>93864676
David Brin. He's the guy who wrote the Uplift novels, and a bunch of other sci fi books. And the story behind Ecco the Dolphin video game. He's be perfect. He wrote The Life Eaters comic book. Try thinking what'd happen when he finishes speed-typing and goes full Superdickery.
Worst? Probably someone who'd go Full Irredeemable.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:23:16 No.93864810 Report

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What if every single regular member of /co/ got Superman's Powers tomorrow, what would happen?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:24:35 No.93864834 Report

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MATT! DAMON!

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:44:51 No.93865272 Report

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>>93864810
A paradise would be built on a never before seen scale of flammability.
Cities would be moved. Needs would be answered. Planets would shatter. "You froze Uranus?" Fox would fear for it's life. Movies would improve. Animation companies would scramble to be the first to make a Power Pack cartoon.
If Superman could throw a spaceship, how far would it go?

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:47:27 No.93865325 Report

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>>93864676
>Who would be the best
Impossible to know. Definitely not some well-known famous person.

>and WORST
Let's not get political

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:48:39 No.93865344 Report

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My grandma

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:51:39 No.93865405 Report

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>>93864810
They'd probably either force companies to make shit that they wanted or people would actually start fighting on an international level about opinions.

Either way it'd be a clusterfuck that'd screw almost everyone over.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:16:41 No.93865934 Report

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>>93865325
>Definitely not some well-known famous person.
I believe you forgot Morgan Freeman and Keanu Reeves exist, anon.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:48:42 No.93866526 Report

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>>93864736
Maybe for the US, but for the rest of the world? I'd think someone like a paranoid schizophrenic or a straight up psychopath would be worse.

For best? I'd pick Elon Musk. Dude's practically Batman anyway.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:03:10 No.93866814 Report

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>>93864676
didn't they work this idea in the man/superman comic?
the story is about a random dude changing bodies with superman, so we end with a natural born loser becoming the man of steel, and the man of steel dealing with the inhuman amount of shit a natural born loser gets all over himself in his lifetime.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:05:20 No.93866861 Report

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I want norm macdonald to have it

Or a hot babe

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:25:05 No.93867216 Report

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>>93864810
>giving /coumblr/ super-powers
Say goodbye to your privileges, cis scum!

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:26:40 No.93867246 Report

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>>93864676
Bernie Sanders, Rich Evans or Danny DeVito.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:31:29 No.93867335 Report

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>>93864676
Give it to Keanu Reeves.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:38:12 No.93867479 Report

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Bernie Sanders.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:47:37 No.93867663 Report

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>>93864810
I start lobotomizing Marvel writers

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:49:35 No.93867695 Report

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my cat

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:55:50 No.93867815 Report

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>>93864810
In-fighting. And normal people's shock wouldn't be "you have superpowers?" but "You actually post on 4chan?!"

>>93867663
What if it turned out that someone who works at Marvel is also a regular on /co/? I have my suspicions.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:19:30 No.93868263 Report

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>>93864810
We'd fight each other, anon.
>Star Vs fags would rebel and start a tribe
>DC fags would start a tribe
>Marvel fags would start a tribe
>Animation fans would start a tribe
>Waifufags would start a tribe
We'd only not kill each other because fighting is hard.

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