You're not joking. I actually had to stop after every speech bubble. No human being talks like this as everyday spee-
-holy shit, I just realized something,
This reads like people _chat_. If the only exposure you had to how "the young people" talk was through tumblr and twitter and you hadn't ever spoken to a real, actual person... this was how you'd write this dialogue.
I shouldn't be surprised, given what Gabby does to Spanish, but every single issue finds a new way to showcase how terrible a writer she is. It's like studying a fractal of awful.