>>93784570>Let's begin.Well, there's the usual reasons this movie was garbage
1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana looks generic at best.
2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat
3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off
4. Jokes are flat or they are trying to be meta
5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.
6. The forced chicken and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots
7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would
8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded
Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.
