Cartoons, man. The cartoons are making us all serial killers. Some cartoons. Other cartoons? Homosexuals. Homosexuals and killers. Buffalo Bills. Are we cowboys in the Wild West again? Is anarchy coming? Are you responsible? Are you mad? Are you wolf kabob rock bandage? Rock and roll is the Devil's music. Face the Music. Face to face with the man who sold the world. The Phantom Pain. Punished Star. A girl without a future. The rebel princess who threw away the crown to be with a human boy. "I abdicate the throne of Mewni for the man I love!" Prince Edward in a can. Can you feel the love tonight? Jackie and Marco kissed while holding her hand. They enjoyed it. She enjoyed it. She loves being hurt. It all comes tumbling down. She is in control of her destiny and she wants the suffering to continue. We all suffer with her, for she will be our Queen. All hail. We are her loyal subjects. We will lick her boots because it gives us pleasure. We are satisfied being under her heel. Hail and heel. We are her dogs. Is it time to let loose the dogs of war? The Great Monster War. Toffee. He's behind everything. Ludo is just a pawn. But a pawn can reach the other end of the board, and become a Queen. Is this the plot? Will Ludo become Queen of Mewni? What then of Star? She is the hand of fate. She misplayed. When the Queen falls, the player surrenders. No one will protect River. River will run red with blood. They all die. Everyone dies. Star is watching everyone die, like pieces on a chess board being captured. Toffee takes, and takes, and takes. Do you not see? He is the hand! Ludo is the pawn, and that pawn will become a Queen! Toffee is the hand in control! Toffee will lead him to greatness! Ludo wants to be played! It was planned from the beginning. Don't you see it? Chess is the game of Death. Death set you up from the start! You have had no choice! There was never any choice! This is what the show is! The ultimate deconstruction of reality! WE ARE STARS!