>>93229685>River X HekapooWHAT WAS THAT?! THOSE WORDS. THOSE ACCURSED WORDS THAT I SEE WRITTEN HERE! UNSPEAKABLE! DISGUSTING! REPREHENSIBLE! RRARARGGHH!! IT MAKES ME THIRST FOR THE BLOOD OF THESE CULTISTS ONCE AGAIN! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL- I...!
NO! I MUSTN'T LOSE MYSELF TO RAGE! NOT AGAIN! BUT I CANNOT JUST SIT HERE IDLY AND WITNESS SUCH HERECY SCRIBBLED UPON THESE HALLOWED WALLS!!! TWISTED SHIPPERS!!! SHIPPERS OF HEKAPOO, THE PUTRID CREATURE SPAWNED FROM THE FOUL MAGIC OF AN UNTRUSTWORTHY TRAITOR OF A BLUE MAN, AND I, THE BARBARIAN KING OF MEWNI?!? I MUST RESIDE HERE KNOWING THAT THEY STILL LURK IN THE DEEPEST BOWELS OF MY KINGDOM!? AFTER ALL THE WARS I HAVE FOUGHT, ALL THE INNOCENT BLOOD SPILLED PROTECTING MY BARBARIAN HOMELAND. AFTER ALL THE HARDSHIPS I FACED MARRYING INTO ROYALTY, BURYING BOTH OF MY PARENTS FROM THE SAME DAMNED WAR THAT TOOK MEWNI TO THE BRINK OF RUIN. NOW I MUST SIT HERE, TWIDDLING MY THUMBS WHILE THESE CULTISTS DESTROY THE CULTURE OF THE KINGDOM SO MANY DIED FOR!? YOUR CRIES OF "THICC", YOUR CULT OF LOVE SPIKE WORSHIP, YOUR OBSESSION WITH "LOVE TOXINS". DISGUSTING! SHAMEFUL! IT MUST COME TO AN END! AND END IT SHALL!
I DO NOT CARE IF I HAVE THE SUPPORT OF THE KINGDOM, NOR ITS CITIZENRY. I WILL SYSTEMATICALLY ERADICATE THESE VERMIN FROM THE CAPITAL.
BUT I KNOW BETTER NOW, I WOULD BE A FOOL TO STRIKE HARD AND FAST WITH MY FAMILY'S CHERISHED WEAPON. NO, I WILL DO IT MUCH MORE CUNNINGLY. TRAINED ASSASSINS FROM THE LUCITOR KINGDOM, SKILLED IN THE DARK ARTS, WILL FIND THESE CONDEMNED FOOLS AND LAY WASTE TO THEM! THEY'LL NEVER STAND A CHANCE!
THERE IS NO NEED FOR REST, MY FRIENDS, SOON ENOUGH, YOU WILL FEEL THE ETERNAL EMBRACE OF THE ETHER! YOU WILL SOON SLEEP FOREVER!
HAHAHAAAA!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAGHGHH!!!!