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>>93019437
>>93019452
You're right, Steven is literally Jesus
>son of a great figure, who kind of IS that figure at the same time
>can heal the blind with his spit
>can bring people back to life
>can walk on water (with his lion)
>takes care of a goat (shepherd)
>pic related (the three wise Gems also brought him presents in that episode)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 13:55:42 No.93019605 Report

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>>93019577
Comparing Jesus to Steven is an Insult. Jesus may have been a Hippie pussy, but at least he didn't break down into tears ever other day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 13:59:52 No.93019663 Report

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>>93019605
>Comparing Jesus to Steven is an Insult.
At least Jesus's mom wasn't a thicc pink haired slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:01:24 No.93019682 Report

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>>93019088
She's most likely Protestant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:01:40 No.93019690 Report

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>>93019577
>He's rejected by his own people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:06:18 No.93019742 Report

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>>93019663
fuck religion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:08:00 No.93019766 Report

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>>93019577

Jews pls go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:08:41 No.93019770 Report

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>>93019742

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:10:24 No.93019785 Report

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>>93019770
Just wow
You dumb piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:11:01 No.93019796 Report

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>>93019770
>>93019742
The show is literally trying to force some thinly veiled quasi-religious shit on the masses, dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:11:09 No.93019798 Report

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>>93019255
>>93019452
Rebecca sugar is half-jewish and so is Steven
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw8k8q?context=3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:14:34 No.93019841 Report

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>>93019785
Proud to be an atheist, am I right fellow intellectual xD

>>93019796
no it's not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:16:25 No.93019862 Report

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>>93019796
Ooookaayy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:17:09 No.93019870 Report

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>>93019841
I'm agnostic
Acting like you know shit is the height of stupidity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:20:09 No.93019916 Report

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>>93019870
Acknowledging your annoying attitude takes no measure of acting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:25:05 No.93019978 Report

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>>93019916
Acting on what, fuckwit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:40:38 No.93020191 Report

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>>93019796
>The show is literally trying to force some thinly veiled quasi-religious shit on the masses, dipshit.
it's mostly that Jesus is essentially the epitome of heroes in christian (or formerly christian) nations and makes for decent writing.

Sugar just writes him like a pussy because she's Jewish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:46:04 No.93020263 Report

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>>93020191
You christ fags think everything is about Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:47:40 No.93020280 Report

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>>93020263
no, just things that have parallel story lines to Jesus.
pokemon isn't about jesus
beyblades isn't about jesus
Clarence isn't about jesus
lion witch and the wardrobe is about jesus
SU is about jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:47:55 No.93020289 Report

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>>93019870
Can you please stop with that post-modernist bullshit? Science is based on predictive models and the scientific model of the universe is atheistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:58:39 No.93020425 Report

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>>93019088
First Jews kill Jesus, then they cause the apocalypse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 14:59:58 No.93020446 Report

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>>93020425
What happens when you have your head so far up your ass-and still have the balls to say your shit doesn't stink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:03:00 No.93020493 Report

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>>93020289

Were you there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:04:11 No.93020507 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:06:34 No.93020538 Report

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Kudelia Aina Bernstein

Toonami counts, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:07:57 No.93020559 Report

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>Religion war erupts

Guys, let's get back to posting Jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:09:35 No.93020579 Report

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>>93019463
Same with Hollywood

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:21:42 No.93020736 Report

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>>93020289
No
It's paradoxical

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:25:39 No.93020784 Report

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Milo Murphy's horny teacher

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:27:27 No.93020811 Report

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>>93019088
All the Pines are ethnically Jewish but don't practice the religion, there's a mention of Stan's bar mitzvah or something in Journal 3 and Alex mentioned it once though he said he doesn't mind if people want to imagine them as something else including Satanists because they're not real.

Alex is Jewish and they're based on his family so not surprising.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:40:33 No.93020998 Report

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>>93019255
Oy vey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:41:37 No.93021015 Report

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>>93019577
>>93019605
>>93019690
>He can bring the dead back to life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:49:14 No.93021114 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:51:24 No.93021136 Report

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>>93019088
How about you post the artist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 15:57:26 No.93021214 Report

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>>93020559
Isn't Moon Knight jewish too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:10:51 No.93021399 Report

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>>93019088

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:13:01 No.93021434 Report

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>>93020811
Then why does Mable show support for Protestant Ireland?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:13:35 No.93021446 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:15:52 No.93021485 Report

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>>93021434
Not sure what you mean but Alex says Mabel also makes the family celebrate "all the holidays" even though they aren't religious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:24:37 No.93021623 Report

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He is from a political cartoon so that counts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:28:51 No.93021685 Report

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>>93020811
>ethnically Jewish

Jews are an ethnicity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:29:45 No.93021698 Report

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>>93019232
>dat not bra
brah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:33:51 No.93021760 Report

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Accel?X !/BgOKyyitM

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Accel?X !/BgOKyyitM Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:35:10 No.93021781 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:36:38 No.93021809 Report

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>>93019605
>Jesus may have been a Hippie pussy
Wasnt jesus also a though hobo that upstir trouble around temples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:37:41 No.93021824 Report

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>>93019862
He's AWAKE, anon.... are you?
lets laugh together

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:38:43 No.93021839 Report

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>>93019577
>mr.universe
>virgin
pffff....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:38:50 No.93021842 Report

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>>93019577
if he's Jesus then he's definitely jewish though??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:39:52 No.93021858 Report

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>>93021839
i think sugar is just throwing in these parallels at random to fuck with us, she probably doesn't really mean anything by it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:40:35 No.93021873 Report

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>>93021485
In the episode she wears the clover sweater, she's wearing white and orange

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:41:32 No.93021890 Report

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>>93021858
Why not? Take the redpill and see where the sucrose hole trully leads you... I wont stop you.
But yes, probably is just what you said or weird coincidences

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:41:54 No.93021898 Report

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>>93021685
At the risk of summoning /pol/ yeah often people distinguish between people whose ancestors are Jewish and people who are the Jewish religion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:42:30 No.93021906 Report

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I'd be nice if jews didn't mutilate their children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:42:33 No.93021908 Report

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>>93019798
How can one be half religious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:42:36 No.93021910 Report

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>>93020559
too late, /pol/ is here and we need to do some cleasing by going exterminatus with this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:43:38 No.93021921 Report

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>>93019088
/r/ Pacifica zero suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:44:50 No.93021940 Report

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>>93021809
How is that any different from hippies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:46:47 No.93021983 Report

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>>93021940
hippies break down easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:49:11 No.93022022 Report

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>>93019798
I am OK with Steven being half Jewish, but I don't understand how, unless the De Mayos are Jewish Italians. (In which case, wouldn't they likely be Sephardic?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:52:23 No.93022077 Report

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>>93021910
Just ignore the sad little people. They'll get their lives together, eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 16:54:38 No.93022122 Report

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>>93019255
>>93019577
>>93020998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSwrWUdIUE&t=6s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:34:44 No.93022823 Report

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>>93021015
I who's going to betray him?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:35:16 No.93022832 Report

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>>93019088
>>93019255
>>93020811
>Name the Jew
>Blame the Jew
>Flame the Jew
>at midnight we get revenge
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:37:42 No.93022874 Report

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>>93020289
>Can you please stop with that post-modernist bullshit? Science is based on predictive models and the scientific model of the universe is atheistic.
Hey, a fedora! Haven't seen one of those in awhile, thought they went MGTOW after atheism lost it's edge factor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:39:36 No.93022914 Report

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>>93020289
?????????????????????????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:43:35 No.93022996 Report

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>>93022832
Speaking of Mabel....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:50:45 No.93023138 Report

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>>93019605
I dunno. Telling the Jews to stop being greedy gobshites and then causing enough trouble to get the Romans to fucking crucify him doesn't sound like a 'hippy pussy' to me. If anything, Jesus sounds pretty based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:59:51 No.93023313 Report

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>>93023138
The Jews basically thought of themselves as the master race/God's chosen people, then came along Jesus with his turn the other cheek rhetoric and inclusivity. His equivalent today would be the opposite of /pol/'s "based"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:02:04 No.93023361 Report

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>>93019605
Remember that time Jesus started. Basing people around with whips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:12:29 No.93023579 Report

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>>93023313
Doesn't matter whether or not he agreed with /pol/s rhetoric. He still stood up to both the Jews and a occupying foreign power, knowing full well he'd likely get himself killed. Jesus saw a shitty world, and unlike us who just bitch online, actually got off his ass and did something about it. That my friend, is 'based.'

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:19:57 No.93023745 Report

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Howard Weinerman from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:21:03 No.93023766 Report

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>>93023745
And his sister Heidi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:31:27 No.93023948 Report

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>>93022823
Pearl or Lapis, most likely Pearl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 19:33:55 No.93025343 Report

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>>93019088
>Mabel's jewish, right?
This is required watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ULn9d_JfXI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 20:04:06 No.93026085 Report

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>>93021434
Get out of here with your propaganda, you fucking hun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 21:04:26 No.93027541 Report

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>>93019088
>toon world history
>1920, Trotsky beats Stalin in the power struggle. Man of Iron flees Soviet Russia. Enforces a 'Hermit Kingdom' economy and exports revolution.
>1920s, US is hit hard by pro-Soviet agents. Rust belt becomes a stronghold for Socialist support.
>1929, depression hits.
>1933, Roosevelt assassinated shortly after inauguration day, communist responsible, support of unnamed foreign power implicated. Garner becomes president.
>1934, Adolf Hitler wins in a landslide election. Victory largely accredited to Trotsky's Russia. Attempted assassination on Huey Long. MacArthur implicated in the latter. Southern states begin to chafe.
>1935, Second American Civil War breaks out. Midwest and New England are seized by Soviet traitors. Southern States secede, led by Huey Long. Garner deposed and MacArthur declares martial law. Mexicans contemplate invading the southwest but due to being too lazy, they ultimately head back to the Taco Trucks. Blacks don't even know there is a war.
>1938, Republican Spaniards destroy the Nationalists. Franco executed. Soviet Republic of Spain declared.
>1939, Nazis invade largely Jewish controlled Poland. France and England declare war on the Axis. Mussolini joins in. Imperial Japan overwhelms Indonesia and the Philippines. Soviet Spain remains neutral.
>1940. France falls, Yugoslavia, etc. Dunkirk military disaster.
>1941, Nazis declare war on the USSR and smash right through. Trotsky's rural policies crippling the economy and army. Reach Moscow by November, reach the urals by first snow. Begin radically restructuring Europe to the fascist ideal. Jews 'resettled.' Rusting US Pacific fleet destroyed by Japanese surprise attack. Hawaii captured.
>1942, Sea Lion. Britain falls. Allies surrender. Exodus to Canada. Coasts of Australia secured by Japan, though NAZAC units continue to fight on in the outback. WWII officially over. Axis victory
>1945, MacArthur finally unites the USA. Jewish controlled America stands alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jun 2017 21:12:03 No.93027699 Report

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>>93027541
Take it Mabel, Steven, and Clyde will get one way tickets on the Holocoaster.

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