He is begging for money because he spent this months tugboat (disability) on legos and skylander toys.. NO DONATIONS UNDER 1 DOLLAR!
Barb is either really sick and on her last legs since she is on a only liquid diet or she is in on the donation scam and using Chris for his fanbase.
He sells Sonichu medallions made out of Crayola modeling clay for 25- 50 dollars online. He is also looking for an assistant who is a woman, is open to dating and must be open to sleepovers. This woman would be helping him with his "Workload" such as making comics and creating more sonichi medallions.
Oh, he is also looking to get a sex change this February.