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>locking your door at all
Pussies. Theives dont actually kick in doors or break windows unless they know for certain theres something in your house they want, and if there is, they arent going to do it while youre home. Most break ins happen during the day while youre at work, and right when kids get out from school.
If you really want to play vigilante, leave your door open 24/7 but set traps for when youre gone or sleeping. If you have a smart home, make the front door lock itself when someone comes in when they aren't supposed to. Keep knives on launchpads and pitbulls in your living room. Keep a vat of rubbing alcohol and salt that drops from the ceiling after the dogs attack. Peacefully awake from your slumber the next morning, pull out your shotgun and be a nice guy and finish the job so they dont have to bleed all the way out in pain. Then use the scraps for your compost garden.
