Dear Sir:
I have been requested by the Nigerian National Animation Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Animation Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for western animation in the sub-Canadian region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Animation Company is desirous of waifu production in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Animation Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Animation Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Animation Company would agree to make another season of your favorite catoon/draw lewds of you waifu/make your ship canon.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Patreon account which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Animation Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 23-683-8906. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly,
Animator Mikaeli Johanna Kricfalusissis
