>>927015811. Unleash Unspeakable Evil
2. Fight Foolish Samurai Warrior wielding a Magic Sword
3. Tear open a portal in time, and fling him into the future (where my evil is law) before the final blow is struck
4. Take over the world (and maybe beyond as well) and make my evil law
5. Oppress the world while waiting for Samurai
6. Upon the arrival of the Samurai, try to kill him in various ways, while being as hammy and over the top as possible
7. Continue in this game of Cat and Mouse until one or both of us is dead/imprisoned/otherwise disposed of.
