Gomenasai, my name Grug-Sama.
Me 27 year old Rössen Otaku (Jomon pottery fan for you gaijins). Me paint nihon cave painting on stone tablet, spend day perfecting art and play better Nihon game.
Me train with Klubtana, this best weapon can smash clean through rock because it folded over thousand time, superior to all club on earth. Me get club rights two year ago, and me have been getting better every day.
I speak land of rising sun words good, both Jomon and Yayoi dialect, me paint words good as well. I know everything about history of land of rising sun and their honourable warrior code, which I follow to full
When me build boat, me go to land of rising sun to attend a prestigious teaching village to learn more about nihon culture. me hope to become maker of moving cave painting
Me own many cloth sack, which me wear around village. me want to get used to wearing them before grug move, so me fit in. Me bow to tribe elders and seniors and speak nihon as often as me can, but nobody understand
Wish Grug luck in land of rising sun!