>>92584960LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I, JACK-2, THE TIME SHIFTING SHOGUN OF JAPAN UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE JUSTICE
BUT A YOUNGER SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD ATTEMPTED IT BEFORE ME
BUT BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK HIS FOE TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY EXISTENCE IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE PRESENT THAT IS JACK-2
And he finds it very easy to do since theres nobody destroying time portals in the future.