>>92321892What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pine strip? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my shop class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret logging camps in the Amazon, and I have over 300 confirmed trees cut. I am trained in forestry and timber processing and I’m the lumberjack in the entire US wood industry. You are nothing to me but just another plank. I will chop you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of stainers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the chipping, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, twig. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splinter you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed whittling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Home Hardware retail store chain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn birch. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking timber, kiddo.
