>>92335375First time was during a huge crazy super-strong thing attack. I think it was like a robot or something? Or maybe a robot suit?
It looked like the Terminator but with some kind of glowing green thing on it's chest.
Anyway, Not-The-Terminator tosses a car at a bajillion miles an hour and I can't get away in time, and Superman just zooms in out of fucking nowhere and catches me and drops me on this balcony like thirty stories up with some chick in his other arm. He asks us both if we're okay, and we nod and he does some kind of up-down look (his x-ray vision I guess), and then tells me to get my foot looked at because my ankle is bruised badly and the chick to go get her wrist looked at, then he takes off. I end up going to the hospital with her.
We actually end up hooking up for about six months after that, so thanks for that Superman if you're on here.
The other story is WAY fucking weirder.
I'm at this one dance club enjoying myself, and this hot blonde girl starts dancing with us in this slutty-ass skirt and I start grinding up on her (her ass was amazing) and she's all grinding back. I didn't think I was gonna score but she sure was fun to dance with.
Suddenly Superman flies down to the dance floor out of nowhere (it was an outdoor thing) and starts saying something to her I can't hear over the music. I have no idea what's going on, and then suddenly the cute blonde like, TAKES OFF with him after arguing with him for a minute. I guess it was his cousin or something, the one you see flying around in that stripper-skirt?
