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Old Simpsons quotes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 10:42:12 No.92163640 Report

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>>92163588
She counted the stars on the flag?

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 10:52:29 No.92163752 Report

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>>92163640
I guess no, there's only 38

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 10:58:18 No.92163818 Report

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"Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot."

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 11:30:25 No.92164223 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 11:41:02 No.92164329 Report

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Honestly its easier for me to name scenes instead of quotes because a lot of my favorites require some back and forth between the cast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 11:42:57 No.92164354 Report

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>>92163588
Non-American here, what's up with Missouri?

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RetroActive !2UPDIyGXCU Sun 07 May 2017 11:46:29 No.92164397 Report

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>APRIL FOO—
>[boom]

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 11:49:07 No.92164434 Report

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"D'OH!"
"A deer!"
"A female deer!"

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 11:49:31 No.92164443 Report

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>>92164354
Its where the tech industry is booming but its sucky farmlands outside of st louis and east st louis is the worst 3rd world murder capital of america

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 11:50:37 No.92164451 Report

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>>92164354
bringing the quote into modern context: its the slum-state where all this PC, pinko bullshit boiled over into full fledged sedition

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 12:39:40 No.92165014 Report

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>>92164354
He's a "crotchety old guy" so they picked a random harmless thing for him to hate. No one irl cares about Missouri

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 12:47:49 No.92165112 Report

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>>92164443
>>92164451
>>92165014
As a Missourian, it's all of these.

>tfw your state's golden age was more than a hundred years ago

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 12:48:27 No.92165123 Report

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>>92163818
They could merge the Dakotas, Virginias and Carolinas

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 12:49:00 No.92165131 Report

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>>92164443
Mind you, East St. Louis is across the river in Illinois.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 12:53:12 No.92165168 Report

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>>92163818
he's not wrong

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 12:59:48 No.92165236 Report

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>>92165123
But then you'd eliminate only 2 states as those 3 would make 1.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:03:55 No.92165277 Report

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>>92165168
Do we really need New Hampshire AND Vermont? Combine them, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island. At the same time incorporate New Jersey, Delaware, and Maryland into Pennsylvania. Then stitch West Virginia and Virginia back together for laughs. Ditto for the Carolinas and Dakotas.

Something's gotta be done. These stars are getting out of hand.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:08:23 No.92165328 Report

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>>92165277
I always get New Hampshire and Vermont confused on a map

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:17:44 No.92165429 Report

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>>92165277
What if we give it the Trump approach.
For every new state that is created, two old ones have to be removed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:21:26 No.92165477 Report

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>>92163818
Challenge for you guys: Cut the number of states down to seven and only seven in a way that wouldn't spark a second civil war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:23:57 No.92165502 Report

Quoted By: >>92165808 >>92165825 >>92166590 >>92187907

Is Missouri really pronounced "mizura"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:24:21 No.92165510 Report

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>>92164354
>>92164443
>>92164451
>>92165014
I always thought that it was a joke about the Missouri Compromise.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:28:06 No.92165553 Report

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>>92165277

Just slam all of New England together and call it "New England" ffs. And then slam the South together and call it East Texas. Put all those middle states together and call them "who gives a shit"

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:49:33 No.92165808 Report

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>>92165502
'Arkansas' is apparently 'Arkansaw'. Don't question how yanks do English.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 13:51:13 No.92165825 Report

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>>92165502
Miz-ur-ri

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:01:32 No.92165936 Report

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>>92165477
Texas, Florida, West Coast, East Coast, Tornado Alley, Alaska, Hawaii.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:08:01 No.92166017 Report

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>>92165936
>Thinking California would put up with "West coast" seriously the only population centers you have to really please are NY, Texas, and California, and then maybe put effort into the smaller but also significant high pop areas.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:09:14 No.92166030 Report

Quoted By: >>92176056 >>92191933

>>92164354
it's just nonsense. even old simpsons had weak writing at parts. not everything was brilliant. especially that stupid sneed's seed one. why this series gets so much praise is baffling.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:09:49 No.92166039 Report

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>>92165477
>second civil war
>implying that there weren't already two

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:10:27 No.92166048 Report

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>>92166017
California is nothing but niggers, hipsters and mexicans. It doesn't matter what the fuck they think, they'd fall in line.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:13:42 No.92166108 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:14:41 No.92166124 Report

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>>92165123
Fun fact, there used to be only one Carolina.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:15:38 No.92166144 Report

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>>92166124
There used to be only one Virginia, the civil war fixed that.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:15:54 No.92166148 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:21:27 No.92166242 Report

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>>92166124
Fun fact, there used to be no niggers in the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:21:29 No.92166244 Report

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>>92163588
There's 38 on there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:22:48 No.92166260 Report

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>>92165808
Arkansas is Are-can-saw yes.

Miz-oo-ree is how it's pronounced by non-hicks though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:22:59 No.92166264 Report

Quoted By: >>92179658 >>92196552

>>92166244
>animators or any other "artists"
>able to do basic math or any other logical task
Pick one.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:23:44 No.92166277 Report

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>>92165277
I'm from Pennsylvania and I don't want none of that shit. The Delaware river is there for a reason and it's to keep fucking NJ away from us goddamnit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:24:01 No.92166281 Report

Quoted By: >>92166314 >>92166454

>>92165477
>in a way that wouldn't spark a second civil war.
Nuke the fuck out of 43 of the states, and threaten to nuke the remaining 7 if they don't play ball.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:25:11 No.92166298 Report

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>>92166242
But that was only for a few weeks after white people arrived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:25:57 No.92166314 Report

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>>92166260
Okay, and what about Hawaii? Is it ha-waee or hawa-ee? I've heard americans say it both ways.

>>92166281
But don't you have nukes in all states? What if any of the 43 nuke back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:28:59 No.92166366 Report

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>>92166242
>tfw Lincoln was killed so the original plan to send them all back was scrapped

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:31:56 No.92166420 Report

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>>92165510
I thought it was a joke about nobody actually giving a shit about Missouri either way.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:33:17 No.92166445 Report

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>>92163588
I never really got this one.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:33:45 No.92166454 Report

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>>92166281
pretty sure that would count as a civil war

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:42:44 No.92166590 Report

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>>92165502
Local populations are rarely a good way to see how things are pronounced.

Colorado is Call-o-RAD-oh instead of Call-o-ROD-oh

Nevada is Neh-VAD-uh instead of Nev-AH-da

Norfolk, VA become NAW-fuck instead of NOr-fuck

If a person starts their statement with "Well, I'm from _____ and we pronounce it" then just assume they are saying it wrong.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:43:31 No.92166601 Report

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>>92166445
It's supposed to be a joke about sucks and fucks because it rhymes with chuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:43:44 No.92166605 Report

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>>92166314
Those were a great few weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:44:22 No.92166616 Report

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>>92166445
>chucks fuck and suck

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:45:18 No.92166634 Report

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>>92163640
the stars would be aligned differently if one was removed
it'd actually be easier to miss if two were missing instead

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:46:56 No.92166661 Report

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>>92166445
It wasn't that great of a joke.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:51:54 No.92166730 Report

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>>92166039
My Frankenstine

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:55:52 No.92166800 Report

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>>92164354
Its where Central City is, so maybe he just hates the Flash

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:55:53 No.92166802 Report

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>>92165808
the natives liked calling them weird names to mess with us, so we gave them small pox blankets and killed all those buffilo just to fuck back.

Fuckers should have had a pronounceable language.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 14:56:07 No.92166808 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 15:00:13 No.92166896 Report

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>>92166590
The I'm guilty of is Toronto

Tuh-RUN-o instead of toe-RONT-toe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 15:11:43 No.92167098 Report

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Back away, not today, disco lay-day.

I can't believe she went home with those guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 15:31:21 No.92167469 Report

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>>92165236
What the crap are you talking about?

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 15:52:47 No.92168010 Report

Quoted By: >>92191164

>>92164354
The joke is that Hawaii wasn't a state until 1959, so some people born before then still refuse to acknowledge it (similar to how people nowadays still insist Pluto is a planet). The joke is that someone's beef with Hawaii has understandable basis, but Abe is such an old coot that nobody understands what the hell his beef with Missouri could be.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 15:56:05 No.92168089 Report

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>>92164397
>...testi-
>[boom]

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 15:57:17 No.92168125 Report

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>>92166445
Your first thought is that a guy named Sneed thought it would be clever to call a place "Sneed's Feed & Seed" because it rhymes. Then it turns out that it was originally "Chuck's Feed & Seed" and the next owner being named Sneed was a coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 16:15:08 No.92168582 Report

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>>92166590
>Colorado is Call-o-RAD-oh instead of Call-o-ROD-oh
>Nevada is Neh-VAD-uh instead of Nev-AH-da
This is because the words are Spanish, not English.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 17:47:33 No.92170974 Report

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>>92163588

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 17:55:39 No.92171170 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV4POSokRm8

>they pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and a mouse what to do!

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 17:58:58 No.92171260 Report

Quoted By: >>92173957

I really like when Homer starts his speech after Apu gets a green card.
"If I could say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!"

It's a legitimately good joke and the fact that Bart clearly appreciates it when no one else does just makes me happy.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 18:53:58 No.92172656 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:15:04 No.92173242 Report

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>You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:18:26 No.92173340 Report

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>>92168582
The current pronunciations aren't the Spanish pronunciations, they were changed by the English speaking populations to distance the states from the Spanish root words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:27:01 No.92173598 Report

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>>92165477
>that wouldn't spark a second civil war.

You Americans are fucking hilarious. You're all too fat and gutless to go to actual war with each other over anything.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Sun 07 May 2017 19:31:38 No.92173724 Report

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Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no!

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:33:01 No.92173763 Report

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>>92166242
It was a different time

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:34:04 No.92173796 Report

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>>92173598

Thats why they take it out on the middle east instead

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:35:25 No.92173844 Report

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>>92168582
Exactly. Most people would pronounce Nevada closer to the way it would be in Spanish. Yet the locals will fight you unless you pronounce it Neh-VAD-uh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:36:20 No.92173872 Report

Quoted By: >>92182705

>>92172656
So does she get fatter?

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:38:09 No.92173924 Report

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>>92165277
Combine West Virginia and Virginia for shits and giggles seeing how their opposite sides of the coin, and combine the Dakota and Caroline together because why not.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:38:37 No.92173936 Report

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>>92166242
>TMW the framing document of our nation says blacks are only 3/5ths of a person

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:39:21 No.92173957 Report

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>>92171260

And the one from the garbage episode, paraphrased

>I'm not very good at speeches, but fuck you, I'm not going to fix your fuck ups

>He's right, he isn't good at speeches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:40:02 No.92173983 Report

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>>92165477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbzncPXIUY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:41:43 No.92174037 Report

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>>92166242
Fun fact: it was whites brought blacks to the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:49:13 No.92174270 Report

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>>92163588
>>92164354

Hey, here in Latin America they change the joke.

But i cant find the clip.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:52:55 No.92174382 Report

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>>92173936
That's only cause the south had more blacks as slaves and could use the population to gain more power.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:53:43 No.92174411 Report

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>>92164223
That episode cracks me up so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:55:44 No.92174484 Report

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>>92166242
Fun fact: you'd be sucking Indian cock if lazy colonials didn't force blacks, Chinese, and Irish to do everything for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 19:55:57 No.92174491 Report

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>>92165277
>combining West Virginia and Virginia together for laughs

Stop, you don't know what you're doing

There's a reason why no one cared about the hicks in the mountains leaving VA for their own bumfuck VA

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:00:44 No.92174655 Report

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>yes

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:03:45 No.92174746 Report

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>>92164354
I'd understand it if it was about Ohio. Seriously, Ohio can burn in hell for all I care.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:04:28 No.92174771 Report

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>>92165808
Ar-kansas

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:22:13 No.92175317 Report

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>>92166108

this entire scene is gold

>an enema kit....nono, make it two
>hmmm, I dont know what you've got planned, but count me out
>throws the firecracker in the fridge
>*Gasp!* THE BEER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:24:41 No.92175379 Report

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>>92174655

LOOK OUT, SMITHERS

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:26:20 No.92175424 Report

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>>92174411
A classmate has this denim trousers with a patch of the candy Venus on them, and she's got this round, pretty ass. She's also kinda of a tumblrine feminist.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:27:51 No.92175470 Report

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Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:29:14 No.92175519 Report

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>>92163588
>HOMER: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him.
>SKINNER: How ironic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:29:16 No.92175521 Report

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>>92174411
The dramatisation kills me every single time
>With a MAN in the white house? Not likely!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:30:55 No.92175574 Report

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>>92175519

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGoq_31rdcE

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:32:37 No.92175631 Report

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Asleep at the switch?

I wasnt asleep, I was drunk!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:35:23 No.92175700 Report

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>>92175519
>>92175574
>>92175631
Man, good episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:41:40 No.92175903 Report

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>>92165477
Just divide it up the way Hickman did in East of West.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:46:44 No.92176056 Report

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>>92166030
>especially that stupid sneed's seed one
Autism detected

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 20:58:09 No.92176424 Report

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>>92166048
>all culture I get comes from those niggers, hipsters, and mexicans

nice post fly over state

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:07:49 No.92176721 Report

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>>92165477
r8

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:15:24 No.92176930 Report

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>>92163818
Indiana, Alabama, West Virginia, in that order.

There, I've saved the world from three festering shitholes. Where's my prize?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:17:00 No.92176972 Report

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>>92176930
To not have said Florida means you must live in Florida... I'm sorry.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:20:46 No.92177076 Report

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>>92176972
It was next on list. Given the option, I would eradicate exactly 30 states from the face of the planet. If it's any consolation, however, I do live in one.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:21:51 No.92177106 Report

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>>92174037
Jews aren't white.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:23:12 No.92177146 Report

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Here we go, the perfect flag for everyone. I am definitely not evil, haha.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:27:16 No.92177259 Report

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>>92175317
It's one of my fav episodes
From Marge walking in and out of the room with crispy squares
Marge in the background cleaning the mess after the dishwasher explodes
And pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:28:35 No.92177299 Report

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>>92166445
/tv/ needs to go

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:29:18 No.92177323 Report

Quoted By: >>92177709

>>92176721
>Putting Alaska in the same state as California
>No civil war
Yeah, ok buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:30:09 No.92177343 Report

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>>92166590
>Colorado is Call-o-RAD-oh instead of Call-o-ROD-oh
I've lived in Colorado for 17 years and nobody says Call-o-RAD-oh. The fuck are you going on about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:30:11 No.92177346 Report

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>>92176721
Maine would secede from mass again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:32:12 No.92177412 Report

Quoted By: >>92177488

>>92177343
where in CO? Because I've heard more people say it as rad than rod

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:32:15 No.92177415 Report

Quoted By: >>92177520 >>92178711 >>92182597 >>92200629 >>92206406 >>92209455 >>92217588

>AURORA BOREALIS

This entire skit is 2:40 minutes of pure comedy gold, but ironically I can't remember literally anything else from that episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:34:54 No.92177488 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177412
I was in Longmont for most of it, lived in Boulder and Louisville as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:35:49 No.92177520 Report

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>>92177415
The answer is fries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:36:26 No.92177541 Report

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>>92165808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04hHIezRMPk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:37:03 No.92177558 Report

Quoted By:

>I know you can read my thoughts boy.
>Meowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:40:07 No.92177647 Report

Quoted By: >>92200666

https://youtu.be/yICU1pQ8fkM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:42:33 No.92177709 Report

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>>92176721
>>92177323
I edited this out.

This is the closest thing we can get with today's science.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:47:16 No.92177861 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:47:21 No.92177865 Report

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>>92164451
I live in Missouri and it's almost surreal going from upper class surburbia to east saint Louis the place is such a shit hole we had to seal up the houses I work on for charity so the copper would get stolen, the IKEA is pretty nice though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:49:45 No.92177932 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:50:40 No.92177962 Report

Quoted By: >>92178882

>>92166366
What was Lincoln deportation plan anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:52:51 No.92178026 Report

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>>92166366
John Wilkes Booth should be the most hated man in America

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:53:57 No.92178060 Report

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T E S T I N G

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 21:55:19 No.92178115 Report

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>>92165477

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:00:06 No.92178273 Report

Quoted By: >>92178375 >>92180202 >>92201003

>>92174037
Please. It was a joint effort. The Africans captured them, the Jews shipped them, and the Whites bought them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:03:17 No.92178375 Report

Quoted By: >>92178419 >>92178447 >>92178484 >>92178501 >>92195526 >>92200472 >>92215037

>>92178273
Jews are white

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:03:43 No.92178389 Report

Quoted By:

>>92178115
I think what needs to be considered is who is willing to fight, and for what. That's key to the "avoiding a war" question.

Mormons are willing to fight for their own state. So they get one (even if it's just the one they already have)

Southerners will fight for Virginia (even if it's culturally compromised to to DC's sprawl) and Florida (compromised by Caribbean immigration).

Texas is would want a fight for just about anything: giving them New Mexico and Colorado when those are culturally more similar to California is basically just so they don't start shooting.

Really the only civil war I'd be afraid of with this setup is the CANADIAN civil war when BC decides it wants to be a part of Cascadia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:04:31 No.92178419 Report

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>>92178375
Ok shlomo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:04:44 No.92178425 Report

Quoted By: >>92207318

>>92177865
We don't cross the river! Not for charity, not for anything! East St. Louis is a fucking lost cause and it's not our problem. Fucking flatlanders need to relocate the people there and burn the place down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:05:19 No.92178447 Report

Quoted By: >>92217043

>>92178375
"White" is shorthand for "Germanic" anon. It's not just about skin tone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:06:08 No.92178484 Report

Quoted By:

>>92178375
Then why don't they ever show up to White Pride rallies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:06:39 No.92178501 Report

Quoted By:

>>92178375
>(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:06:59 No.92178511 Report

Quoted By: >>92182587 >>92221722

>>92174270
yeah it was about "this isnt a patriotic ceremony" and old gramps said "my country needs to apologize my son before anything" or something patriotic.

it was acually not a joke at all, and made the scene actually meaningfull.

once again Latin dub is best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:12:45 No.92178681 Report

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>>92163818
South Dakota, North Dakota, and Montana.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:13:31 No.92178711 Report

Quoted By: >>92178872

>>92177415

Im from albany and Ive never heard of that

oh, well of course, its from Yutaca

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:15:00 No.92178755 Report

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>>92166802
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:17:31 No.92178822 Report

Quoted By:

>>92164354
He's a Jayhawker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:19:14 No.92178872 Report

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>>92178711
Other way around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:19:35 No.92178882 Report

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>>92177962

lots of big boats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:29:06 No.92179177 Report

Quoted By: >>92179233 >>92179257 >>92179603 >>92191356 >>92217649

>>92167469
There are 50 states.
To eliminate 3 that would mean thered be 47 states.
If you took 3 states and merged them into 1 then that would mean you only eliminated 2.There would be 48 states,47 original ones and the new 1 that was created from 3 merged states.
You would need to merge 4 states to make it 47 states.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:30:38 No.92179233 Report

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>>92179177
They merged 6 states into 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:31:15 No.92179257 Report

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>>92179177
How short was the bus you took to school?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:36:07 No.92179413 Report

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>>92177146
T. Enclave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:40:52 No.92179567 Report

Quoted By: >>92184469 >>92219464

>>92163818
honestly it's the opposite, we don't have enough, California could easily be split into two to three states, and Texas could be anywhere between three and 5

>>92165277
if Jersey were to get integrated into another state it'd probably be with New York

>>92176721
>the West, despite not having the westernmost states as part of it
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:42:02 No.92179603 Report

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>>92179177
you are some kind of special moron
ND + SD = Dakota
NC + SC = Carolina
V + WV = Virginia
you've reduced 6 states to 3, which is exactly what Abe was asking for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:43:52 No.92179658 Report

Quoted By:

>>92166264
>Being autistic
You try drawing fifty stars on 20 different frames just so autists won't complain. And this is before digital where you could zoom in, copy and paste stuff. This was all pen on 8 x 12 paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:45:05 No.92179693 Report

Quoted By: >>92180556

>>92166590
I pronounce Atlanta like it-lanta. I know you're a dirty carpetbagger if you pronounce the way its spelled.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:51:36 No.92179886 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:52:46 No.92179924 Report

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>>92177709

Idaho and Montana are closer to the West states than the Breadbasket states.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:52:50 No.92179925 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 22:54:02 No.92179966 Report

Quoted By: >>92217190

>>92178115

Arizona would just start shooting if you put us with California.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:02:41 No.92180202 Report

Quoted By: >>92190733 >>92201003

>>92178273
>Blaming Jews despite all logic or facts
Ahhh 4chan, never change

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:10:57 No.92180470 Report

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>>92173598
>fat and gutless
Ironic isn't it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:13:37 No.92180556 Report

Quoted By: >>92181246

>>92179693
I was born and raised in Columbus. No one says it-lanta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:24:02 No.92180894 Report

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>>92166314
It's technically pronounced Hava-ee because w's in Hawaiian are supposed to be read as v's, but if you say it like that and aren't a native you look like a pretentious dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:26:48 No.92180977 Report

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>>92174484
>glorified farm equipment for a minority of mercantile elite built America
Fun fact: you're a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:35:11 No.92181246 Report

Quoted By: >>92182719

>>92180556
Maybe because you don't live in Atlanta, dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2017 23:56:03 No.92181899 Report

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>>92163588
"Do you reject Satan and all his empty promises?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:02:57 No.92182104 Report

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:05:54 No.92182185 Report

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>>92163588
>There's only 38 stars on the flag

So was that the joke or did literal retards make The Simpsons?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:13:12 No.92182443 Report

Quoted By: >>92189349

She's got the "munchies" for a California Cheeseburger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:16:55 No.92182587 Report

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>>92178511
>and made the scene actually meaningfull.
Came to say this.

But while putting the flag he said "Before anything, It's the fatherland the one who needs to forgive my son" And that counts as a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:17:12 No.92182597 Report

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>>92177415

Do you find something amusing about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:20:17 No.92182705 Report

Quoted By:

>>92172656
>>92173872
asking the real questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:20:51 No.92182719 Report

Quoted By: >>92185932

>>92181246
Ive been to Atlanta a million times and have spent lots of time there, asshat. No one says it-Lanta
I'd allow et-lanta but not it-lanta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:26:21 No.92182909 Report

Quoted By: >>92183480 >>92183545

>>92166590
Can confirm. I live in New Orleans ("Naw'lins") Louisiana.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:29:22 No.92183023 Report

Quoted By: >>92183839

>>92175574
I don't get it. What is Homer saying?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:33:49 No.92183180 Report

Quoted By: >>92187079 >>92222990 >>92224405

skinner. always skinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:38:33 No.92183327 Report

Quoted By: >>92197550

>>92166048
CA is about 60/40 actually. Remember that there is a ton of agriculture and mountain people. Bakersfield is basically a Texas City.

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:42:03 No.92183430 Report

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:43:30 No.92183480 Report

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>>92182909
Yat is a fun accent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:45:15 No.92183545 Report

Quoted By: >>92183584

>>92182909
What was that movie? I want to say something by Tarantino. Where the two guys ask you if you pronounce the capital of Louisiana as New Orleans or Nawlins, and if you get it wrong they kill you. The correct way to pronounce it is "Baton Rouge."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:46:38 No.92183584 Report

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>>92183545
Wait. Fuck. It was El Cid's Death Porn, wasn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:49:35 No.92183673 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165510

I think it's funny because every will fill in their own personal opinion of Missouri into the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:54:18 No.92183839 Report

Quoted By: >>92183873

>>92183023

S: Any sign of the burglar?
H: He'll show.
S: How's that?
H:It's his job
S: How's that?
H: He's a burglar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:55:15 No.92183873 Report

Quoted By: >>92203819 >>92220868

>>92183839
Ah. Thank you. I still kinda don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 00:59:18 No.92184012 Report

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>>92176721
>>92177709
As an alaskafag:
Both of these options would probably cause us to riot, but texas would be infinitely worse for both of us.
No seriously, fuck texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:01:16 No.92184075 Report

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>>92166896
It's Tronno

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:05:47 No.92184221 Report

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It's a pornography store...I was buying pornography

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:13:22 No.92184469 Report

Quoted By: >>92185934 >>92186653

>>92179567

I think Texas is a lot more culturally cohesive than California is. Northern Cali pretty much despises SoCal, whereas most Texans I've spoken to just seem to be happy to be Texans. About the only place Texans seem to feel alienated from is Austin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:21:48 No.92184736 Report

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>>92165825
???

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:25:19 No.92184849 Report

Quoted By: >>92195536

>>92165808
As someone from Massachusetts. Don't ask us how to pronounce some of our places.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:30:37 No.92185008 Report

Quoted By: >>92194755

This whole episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:32:51 No.92185101 Report

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>I didnt even give you my coat!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:43:52 No.92185500 Report

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>>92174746
Ohioian here
Ohio will burn regardless of your feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:48:21 No.92185645 Report

Quoted By: >>92186545

>>92178060
I tried this once
It doesn't work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:50:59 No.92185757 Report

Quoted By:

>>92183430
I was never "with it"
I think It has made for a happier life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:56:33 No.92185932 Report

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>>92182719
Nigga its Allana

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 01:56:35 No.92185934 Report

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>>92184469
>About the only place Texans seem to feel alienated from is Austin.
Which, incidentally, is infested with SoCal refugees who can't afford to live in SoCal anymore. Maybe once they've driven their own property values up to an unsustainable level again they'll pick a new favorite state and get the hell out of Texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:02:18 No.92186116 Report

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WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:09:06 No.92186324 Report

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>>92173242
He's got me there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:15:21 No.92186498 Report

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>>92170974
Lousy Smarch weather...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:16:50 No.92186538 Report

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>>92165277

>making bigger states

Efficient Representative government should be the gold standard in what we aim for. Big states should be broken up.

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:16:57 No.92186545 Report

Quoted By: >>92197054 >>92197718 >>92217109

This has influenced my opinion of Mt. Dew to this very day.
>>92185645
>It doesn't work
yeah. Unfortunately after one or two you just get "maximum battery to speaker power output"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:20:04 No.92186653 Report

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>>92184469

>cultural cohesion

Bingo, bango. Cultural cohesion directly correlates to the ability of a representative government to, you know, REPRESENT effectively the needs of its citizens. The more cohesion, the less conflicts, the happier the populace. California and New York are customers 1 and 2 for needing some splits. Texas, I am not well versed enough on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:25:12 No.92186812 Report

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>>92163818
>I am not a crackpot
I love that line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:34:58 No.92187079 Report

Quoted By: >>92187797

>>92183180
You mean Armin Tamzarian

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 02:58:50 No.92187797 Report

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>>92187079
sigh

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:02:33 No.92187907 Report

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>>92165502
Missouri is pronounced as "Misery", as anybody who left that shithole will be all too eager to tell you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:05:59 No.92188007 Report

Quoted By: >>92188384

>>92163588
I dont get it, whats wrong with missouri?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:18:33 No.92188384 Report

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>>92188007
>whats wrong with missouri?
They picked Missouri because there's no one big thing wrong with the state but it's still a burning dumpster fire.
I mean, you can't even point to any one thing and say THATS why Missouri is so fucked up. At least then they'd have something to blame but no. Missouri is has no excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:31:58 No.92188721 Report

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>>92164354

it´s the one of the most richest states of America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:34:30 No.92188776 Report

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>>92163752
>There really is only 38
Thought you were just fucking with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:39:08 No.92188897 Report

Quoted By: >>92191435

>>92163588
"No beer and no tv make Homer go crazy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 03:56:46 No.92189349 Report

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>>92182443

Was this a reference to something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:24:52 No.92190103 Report

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>>92168125
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:25:31 No.92190114 Report

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>>92163588
these berries taste like burning!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:26:31 No.92190136 Report

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>>92189349
it's an abortion joke

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:29:46 No.92190216 Report

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>>92163588

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:38:05 No.92190427 Report

Quoted By: >>92191037 >>92191067

>>92190136
No it isnt you doofus

>>92189349
There was an era of educational material depicting marijuana use as making you crazy and deadly.
Reefer Madness!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:38:20 No.92190432 Report

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Bake him away, toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:51:47 No.92190733 Report

Quoted By:

>>92180202
>claiming Jews didn't do anything because you're uneducated on the subject

CSA's flag is an X because a Jewish slaveowner complained about the original Cross design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 04:55:29 No.92190812 Report

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>>92166314
>what if any of the 43 nuke back?
wut the literal fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:00:49 No.92190948 Report

Quoted By: >>92203269

>>92165123
>forcing Best Carolina to have to deal with all of SC's shit
no pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:05:03 No.92191037 Report

Quoted By: >>92191148 >>92191323 >>92202975

>>92190136
>>92190427
>>92189349

It was a reference to an urban legend that had been perpetuated/started during the era of pot hysteria.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baby-Roast
^ This, specifically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:06:23 No.92191067 Report

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>>92189349
>>92190427
You'll eat broken glass and jump out a window!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:09:35 No.92191148 Report

Quoted By: >>92195190

>>92191037

Thank you anon, that answered my question superbly.

>In the 1979 blaxploitation film Avenging Disco Godfather, a PCP addict claims to have honey-roasted her baby for her family's Easter dinner, ostensibly so the baby's crying wouldn't spoil the occasion.

Wew fucking lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:10:05 No.92191164 Report

Quoted By:

>>92168010
Only one here to actually get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:12:09 No.92191220 Report

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>>92165553
>and call it east Texas
10/10, drunkenly laughed and made an ass of myself in public, good one anon.

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:13:00 No.92191234 Report

Quoted By: >>92191315

A la grande le puse cuca

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:15:07 No.92191294 Report

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>>92165808
Don't whine about American English names, we've got all the holdover horseshit from England, as well as trying to stuff half of Europe and relic Native American names into normal common parlance. In one state you could have Dutch names, English names that are old Latin Roman names, Choctaw words, and random other goofy pronunciation rules too.

BUT DON'T THINK YOU ARE FREE FROM THAT BULLSHIT.
How do you pronounce Gloucester? Glow-kester? Glaw-sess-ter? NO. GLUSSTUH. YOU LIMEY FUCKS.
Don't even get me started on Whales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:16:07 No.92191315 Report

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>>92191234

U N A V E L A
N
A
V
E
L
A

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:16:26 No.92191323 Report

Quoted By: >>92191568 >>92195190

>>92191037

> When police arrived, she confessed that she had put the girl in the oven along with a cat she had recently shot dead, while making sexual advances toward an officer and singing praise to God.

wat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:17:56 No.92191356 Report

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>>92179177
wtf anon? I'm mexican and even I understood that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:18:05 No.92191361 Report

Quoted By: >>92192209 >>92192275 >>92192277

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:21:42 No.92191435 Report

Quoted By: >>92192198

>>92188897
"No beer and no tv make homer something something."
"go crazy?"
"DONT MIND IF I DO!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:26:22 No.92191524 Report

Quoted By: >>92195036

That's specious reasoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:26:58 No.92191537 Report

Quoted By: >>92191599 >>92192261

>>92174037
Fun fact: the first American slave owner was black

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:28:20 No.92191568 Report

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>>92191323
reefer madness. She shot up with a weed and went permanently INSANE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:29:44 No.92191599 Report

Quoted By:

>>92191537
typical, white man can't even have his own idea without stealing it from a black man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:32:45 No.92191663 Report

Quoted By:

>"Sir, there's a bee in my eye.."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 05:46:07 No.92191933 Report

Quoted By:

>>92166030
>especially that stupid sneed's seed one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:02:23 No.92192198 Report

Quoted By:

>>92191435
Urge to kill fading... fading... faaaaading... RISING!... fading... fading... gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:03:14 No.92192209 Report

Quoted By: >>92208721

>>92191361

That's the homeowner tax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:06:28 No.92192261 Report

Quoted By:

>>92191537
[citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:07:22 No.92192275 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177299
Yeah, I did saw a similar thread on /tv/
>>92191361
this episode was way ahead of it's time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:07:30 No.92192277 Report

Quoted By:

>>92191361
One of my favorite episodes, and it informs today's culture beautifully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:08:02 No.92192290 Report

Quoted By:

>So where to eat? You like Thai?
>Tie good. You like shirt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 06:28:43 No.92192587 Report

Quoted By: >>92194939 >>92207945 >>92211208 >>92217007 >>92221954

>>92165477

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 08:19:01 No.92193794 Report

Quoted By: >>92195693

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 09:13:45 No.92194316 Report

Quoted By: >>92201267

why do american politics ruin even the best of threads

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 09:54:34 No.92194651 Report

Quoted By: >>92213381

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 10:00:55 No.92194706 Report

Quoted By: >>92195101

>>92165477
Texas, The Thirteen Territories, California, Rocky Mountains, Great Plains, Hawaii, Alaska

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 10:06:54 No.92194755 Report

Quoted By: >>92195821 >>92205815 >>92209823

>>92185008
Why the fuck are his pockets filled with loose sugar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 10:29:34 No.92194939 Report

Quoted By:

>>92192587

>Lumping Michigan with anything below the Mason Dixon Line

Hang yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 10:43:38 No.92195036 Report

Quoted By:

>>92191524
Thank you sweetie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 10:51:01 No.92195101 Report

Quoted By:

>>92194706
>not merging Hawaii and Alaska into the Freak States Union

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:04:42 No.92195190 Report

Quoted By: >>92195428

>>92191323
>>92191148
PCP will do that to people. There was some small time rapper back in the early 2000s that took some, and a day later he killed his girlfriend, ripped her chest-cavity open and ate her. Look up Big Lurch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:35:12 No.92195428 Report

Quoted By: >>92195567 >>92216735

>>92195190
you tellin' me there's an actual drug that makes people literally act like the crossed?

oh boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:42:39 No.92195488 Report

Quoted By:

>>92168125
>Your first thought is that a guy named Sneed thought it would be clever to call a place "Sneed's Feed & Seed" because it rhymes. Then it turns out that it was originally "Chuck's Feed & Seed" and the next owner being named Sneed was a coincidence.

And the fact that your mind even went to "Suck and Fuck" is supposed to show that YOU'RE the one who has a dirty mind. The name is a mere coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:46:27 No.92195508 Report

Quoted By: >>92197804 >>92217237

>>92175521
>Grab her by the pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:47:50 No.92195514 Report

Quoted By:

>>92164223
the origin of post-truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:48:04 No.92195516 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177709

This is correct. Although I do think Texas would snag a little of east Louisiana too because fuck them, what are they gonna do about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:50:40 No.92195526 Report

Quoted By:

>>92178375

White people only become white when other white people decide they suddenly like them. "White" used to exclude all those dirty races from the Isles, and Southern/Eastern Europe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:52:33 No.92195536 Report

Quoted By: >>92223788

>>92184849
Sup, fellow Masshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:57:29 No.92195566 Report

Quoted By:

>>92175424
Go to her
Grab her ass.
Its what she wants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 11:57:42 No.92195567 Report

Quoted By: >>92207855

>>92195428
Well, most of the time, random bouts of cannibalism is the furthest extreme, although I wouldn't be surprised if it caused MONSTER COCK level escapades

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:06:16 No.92195623 Report

Quoted By: >>92196545

>>92176930
>Alabama
>Shithole
Yes keep thinking that while I have 30mb internet, a cheap large place, friendly neighbors, cheap shopping, and all the comforts people think we dont have.

I'll keep enjoying my secret paradise while suckers like you scare all the dumb cali libs away who would drive up prices and housing. Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:06:33 No.92195627 Report

Quoted By:

>>92164223
>I don't know Homer Simpson, I never met Homer Simpson or have any contact with him, but-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:13:42 No.92195693 Report

Quoted By: >>92196593

>>92193794
Unironically agree desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:18:28 No.92195738 Report

Quoted By:

There's a lot of flag-burners,
Who have got too much freedom,
I want to make it legal
For policemen to beat'em.

'Cause there's limits to our liberties,
At least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:22:28 No.92195766 Report

Quoted By:

>>92170974
can't believe I only just understood this joke, i have seen this so many times and never understood that line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:25:25 No.92195794 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177932
that's genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:27:45 No.92195821 Report

Quoted By:

>>92194755
are you saying yours aren't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:27:49 No.92195822 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165510
Correct. This was ask of the original writers back in 08 and they shared it was one of those subtle jokes that many would just see as random but people with some education would get the bigger joke of implying he is old as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 12:59:03 No.92196164 Report

Quoted By: >>92197359

>>92165477
>New England
Capital: Boston
Maine, Massachusetts, Vermont, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Connecticut
>Adirondack
Capital: New York
New York, New Jersey, Delaware
>Appalachia
Capital: Philadelphia
Pennsylvania, Ohio, Maryland, West Virginia, Tennessee, Virginia, North Carolina, Kentucky
>Dixie
Capital: Atlanta
South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana
>Huron
Capital: Chicago
Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota
>Ozark
Capital: Austin
Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa
>Zion
Capital: Denver
Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, California
>Teton
Capital: Seattle
Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Oregon, Washington, Alaska

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:00:22 No.92196187 Report

Quoted By: >>92196267 >>92217668

A- AURORA BOREALIS!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, LOCALIZED entirely within your kitchen?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:06:24 No.92196267 Report

Quoted By: >>92196362 >>92217668

>>92196187
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:12:36 No.92196362 Report

Quoted By: >>92196437 >>92217668

>>92196267
...may I see it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:17:11 No.92196437 Report

Quoted By: >>92196479 >>92217668

>>92196362
... no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:19:55 No.92196479 Report

Quoted By: >>92196534 >>92217668

>>92196437
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:23:41 No.92196534 Report

Quoted By: >>92217668

>>92196479
No mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:24:46 No.92196545 Report

Quoted By: >>92197534

>>92195623
You're not fooling anyone, Forrest. Your state is statistically a shithole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:24:58 No.92196552 Report

Quoted By:

>>92166264
God Bless those brave korean slave animators and their willingness to work for peanuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 13:28:08 No.92196593 Report

Quoted By: >>92215291

>>92195693
Or you could just get good at the race, baka.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:00:03 No.92197054 Report

Quoted By: >>92208447 >>92221061

>>92186545
Just the concept of "Crab Juice" makes me giggle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:23:05 No.92197359 Report

Quoted By:

>>92196164
This is assuming Hawaii gets kicked out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:27:38 No.92197440 Report

Quoted By: >>92197472

>>92178115
What makes Utah so special

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:29:47 No.92197472 Report

Quoted By:

>>92197440
Mormons, I think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:30:30 No.92197485 Report

Quoted By:

>>92163818
kill california

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:34:42 No.92197534 Report

Quoted By: >>92206622

>>92196545
That's just the blacks, which are easy to avoid. Remove them and we actually do alright as a whole. Need some type of program to move them to California.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:36:01 No.92197550 Report

Quoted By:

>>92183327
Most of the farms are owned by one Jew who won't stop growing almonds and other shit for Chinks. You'd solve your water crisis if he bit a curb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:47:05 No.92197718 Report

Quoted By:

>>92186545
Hey, I'm not proud of what I've done to raise my caffeine level, but the Dew has saved me in many a pinch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 14:52:42 No.92197804 Report

Quoted By:

>>92195508
>Grab her by the gummy venus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 16:18:49 No.92199395 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165429
Keks gently

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 17:14:28 No.92200472 Report

Quoted By:

>>92178375
Yeah sure.
https://youtu.be/3_fwPO4MjIY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 17:17:57 No.92200542 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165477
sink Florida

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 17:22:45 No.92200629 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177415
well can I see it?
hmm no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 17:24:31 No.92200666 Report

Quoted By: >>92220464 >>92220535

>>92177647
I just love how things burst into flames so easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 17:40:35 No.92201003 Report

Quoted By: >>92203789

>>92178273
>>92180202
Try again anon

The major plantation owners of the south were jews. The CSA was another one of their little plans to set up another jewistocracy. When that did not work out they then decided to totally subvert the US system through the freed slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 17:52:47 No.92201267 Report

Quoted By:

>>92194316
>american politics
American politics haven't ruined anything.
It's the american idiots who think they understand them, and the bigger even idiots who think that know better than the former idiots.
It's those people that shouldn't be allowed here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:03:58 No.92201521 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177932

Strange. That was non-alcoholic champagne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:03:58 No.92201522 Report

Quoted By:

>>92163588
"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 18:39:22 No.92202272 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMEAjTYwEew&feature=youtu.be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:08:23 No.92202975 Report

Quoted By:

>>92191037

>In March 2016, a 35-year-old mother in Texas showed up naked at her neighbor's door with her partially burned and naked 2-year-old daughter. When police arrived, she confessed that she had put the girl in the oven along with a cat she had recently shot dead, while making sexual advances toward an officer and singing praise to God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:21:59 No.92203269 Report

Quoted By:

>>92190948
>merge the Carolina's
>NC and sub fall-line SC duke it out because Charleston's the population and culture center
>upstate sweeps in and rules both with an iron fist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:36:15 No.92203668 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177709
Don't you fucking lump me in with Texas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:40:23 No.92203789 Report

Quoted By: >>92211637

>>92201003
[citation fucking needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:41:25 No.92203819 Report

Quoted By: >>92203880

>>92183873
They think they are smart in thinking the burglar is guaranteed to show up, given that showing up at people's houses is what burglars do. But the point of being a burglar is to show up when nobody is expecting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:43:50 No.92203880 Report

Quoted By: >>92210040

>>92203819
also it's clearly a reference to something, but I don't know that part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 19:47:38 No.92203965 Report

Quoted By:

>>92166590
>live in Colorado
>call it Call-o-ROD-oh
>Usually just Call-eh-ROD-oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 20:05:31 No.92204396 Report

Quoted By: >>92205331

>>92164443
The tech industry is booming in missouri?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 20:37:13 No.92205253 Report

Quoted By:

>>92176721
Heartland reporting in.
KY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 20:40:59 No.92205331 Report

Quoted By:

>>92204396
I can't say whether it's booming or not, but I've definitely noticed a big shift in the kind of business going on here over the last decade or so.

I went back to my hometown recently and it was bizarre. My tiny hillbilly town had bike paths and coffee shops and public art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 20:59:16 No.92205815 Report

Quoted By:

>>92194755
He's a sweet guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 21:18:56 No.92206406 Report

Quoted By:

>>92177415
That skit was gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 21:26:32 No.92206622 Report

Quoted By:

>>92197534
>Remove them and we actually do alright as a whole.

If your goal is to reach redneck equilibrium, then sure. Otherwise, your state is still the laughing stock of the western world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 21:35:31 No.92206875 Report

Quoted By:

>>92175574
>Security Alarm
>DO NOT TURN OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 21:50:07 No.92207318 Report

Quoted By: >>92208190

>>92178425
Honestly I agree my brother had a high school freind who got fucking shot up there we have so many the whole are really should be paved over or turned into a fucking wildlife preserve I'm still confused on why east saint Louis is such a shit hole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:06:04 No.92207855 Report

Quoted By: >>92208542

>>92195567
what the shit yo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:08:34 No.92207945 Report

Quoted By: >>92210036

>>92192587

fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:15:38 No.92208190 Report

Quoted By:

>>92207318
The same reason the whole region went bad. Industry dried up. East St. Louis just went bad sooner and faster because Illinois doesn't give a damn about any place that isn't Chicago. Plus, Illinois is fucking broke. They don't have the money to take care of places that aren't lost causes.

The place would be a ghost town if the people left there could afford to move ANYWHERE else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:24:50 No.92208447 Report

Quoted By: >>92209637

>>92197054
The running gag about Mountain Dew being gross always confused me. I live in England where Mountain Dew never existed until a few years back, so I had no idea it was a soft drink.

To be fair its not great, basically just like drinking sugar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:27:39 No.92208542 Report

Quoted By:

>>92207855
Crossed is edgy for the sake of edgy pretty much. It can be fun at times just to see how hilariously retarded the edge gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:31:40 No.92208702 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165123
>Tying West Virginia back into a those seditious bastards

Even West Virginia doesn't deserve that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:32:17 No.92208721 Report

Quoted By:

>>92192209
Whatever. I'm still outraged!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:36:22 No.92208855 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165123
There's only one way the Dakotas could settle their differences without fighting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:38:50 No.92208911 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:41:02 No.92208990 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:41:49 No.92209015 Report

Quoted By:

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 22:57:19 No.92209455 Report

Quoted By: >>92209578 >>92216379

>>92177415
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh he'll make you think when he does the... stuff with the... no wait, please!

I am going to kill that monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:02:19 No.92209578 Report

Quoted By:

>>92209455
Ah could call mah Ma from up here
HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:04:31 No.92209637 Report

Quoted By: >>92211304 >>92211478

>>92208447
Sprite is like 10 times better though.

I'm sure whatever obscure, regional, or only-found-in-select-stores soda is your favorite is better too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:08:59 No.92209770 Report

Quoted By:

>>92166590

Oh there's nothing half way, about the I oh way to treat you, which we may not do at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:10:55 No.92209823 Report

Quoted By:

>>92194755
>Do you want any cream?
>Nnnnnnno.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:12:09 No.92209857 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:18:41 No.92210036 Report

Quoted By: >>92210399 >>92211522

>>92207945
Much much better version than both of yours, if you want full autism split Nevada in two, shift over East WA and most of OR, and make the Maine Vermont and New Hampshire into Conservative Northland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:18:49 No.92210040 Report

Quoted By:

>>92203880
Dragnet. Old TV show about cops, they talked in very short, to the point sentences with each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:30:50 No.92210399 Report

Quoted By: >>92210716 >>92211522

>>92210036

2nd map poster here, I was trying to limit myself to 7 regions like the first guy did. What are yours named?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:43:14 No.92210716 Report

Quoted By: >>92210871 >>92211522

>>92210399
Red - Pacific NorthWest
Light Orange - Fiesta South
Blue - Old West
Marron - North Plains
Grey - Great Lakes
Teal - Mid-West
Purple - Lone Star
Green - Rebel South
Pink - Costal South
Dark Orange - Old America

Not much thought put into the names.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:50:07 No.92210871 Report

Quoted By: >>92211105

>>92210716
>light orange
>dark orange

you mean...yellow and orange?

Also I don't see how Colorado and Idaho can be in the same group

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 May 2017 23:58:07 No.92211044 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:01:05 No.92211105 Report

Quoted By:

>>92210871
Idaho is better off by itself or divided up between the other mega-states, it's basically the black sheep, more so than Utah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:02:12 No.92211126 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165477
>Cut the number of states down to seven
Sure
>that wouldn't spark a second civil war.
...No

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:05:17 No.92211208 Report

Quoted By:

>>92192587
This is not really fair.
Lone Star got more territory than all the other states combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:08:34 No.92211304 Report

Quoted By: >>92214206

>>92209637
>Sprite is like 10 times better though.
Not him, but is mountain dew just like sprite but worse?

Now sprite here may be made a bit different, but at least it's a reference point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:10:40 No.92211366 Report

Quoted By:

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SINGERS DID IT!
Now excuse me I have to use the out house

we don't have an out house

MY TOOL SHED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:14:13 No.92211478 Report

Quoted By:

>>92209637
I can't stand Sprite now since my mom used to make me drink it everytime I was sick and throwing up as a kid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:15:47 No.92211522 Report

Quoted By: >>92212928

>>92210036
>>92210399
>>92210716
ya'll just putting too much thought into this. This is the best from everyone's and following the criteria

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:19:27 No.92211637 Report

Quoted By:

>>92203789
You'll never get one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 00:35:27 No.92212098 Report

Quoted By: >>92212918

yes I am watching simpsons right now if you're wondering

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:02:02 No.92212918 Report

Quoted By:

>>92212098
I was wondering, thank you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:02:20 No.92212928 Report

Quoted By:

>>92211522

>Idaho and Arizona part of Pacifica

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:19:25 No.92213381 Report

Quoted By:

>>92194651
>the writers forgot skinner was a stone cold killer in nam and flanderized him into oblivion
I honestly liked the Tanzarian episode, what killed this show for me was his slow descent into faggotry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:20:06 No.92213395 Report

Quoted By:

>TOU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:27:25 No.92213577 Report

Quoted By:

>Reject the first offer
>Reject the first offer

Can I offer you a drink?

SORRY MR BURNS, NO DEAL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:42:38 No.92214022 Report

Quoted By:

>>92163818
California, Washington, Texas, Illinois, Florida, Virginia, and New York merge all surrounding states into respective regions like West coast, midwest, East coast, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:50:14 No.92214206 Report

Quoted By:

>>92211304
Sprite is clear and almost like sparkling water. A subdued flavor and no caffeine.
Moutain Dew is antifreeze green with more sugar and caffeine than you'd think could be dissolved in liquid. It is legit poison. Honkies love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 01:58:14 No.92214412 Report

Quoted By:

>>92175424
Please tell me she understands the point of the episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 02:20:26 No.92214969 Report

Quoted By: >>92216839

>>92176721
>Not giving the UP to Wisconsin

Those fucks are weird forest men. Everyone past the thumb is weird forest men honestly you could get rid of all of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 02:23:01 No.92215037 Report

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>>92178375
Jews are weird eastern europe middle eastern bird men things and beyond that the jewish community is very specific about being "jewish" and not being white so if their entire culture basically wants to not be that let them I guess.

I honestly don't know what jews are related to closely now that I think about it. I mean I'm ballparking the eastern thing but they're not turks they're not gypsies and they're really not brown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 02:33:30 No.92215291 Report

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>>92196593
Being good at cheating is being good at the race when the race is life. You can't cheat at life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:16:59 No.92216379 Report

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>>92209455
>people who don't quote the show exactly
Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think
He likes to run, and then the thing with the...person...hoooh boy, that monkey's going to pay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:29:53 No.92216735 Report

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>>92195428
>you tellin' me there's an actual drug that makes people literally act like the crossed?
Bath Salts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:34:25 No.92216839 Report

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>>92214969
>Calling us weird forest men

Fuck you I bet you live in commiefornia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:41:26 No.92217007 Report

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>>92192587
Lol the south is going to be the poorest state ever made, and without federal dollars subsidizing farms in midwest/west good fucking luck to them too.

God the East and West coasts are awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:42:41 No.92217043 Report

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>>92178447
"white" is shorthand for "northern" anon.

the germans are beer swilling pig farmers, though they do make excellent vehicles and scat porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:45:18 No.92217109 Report

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>>92186545
When I first saw it, I assumed it was Homer being stupid and thinking Mt. Dew was Mountain Doo, like poop.

I would have been 7 when the episode first aired, so excuse my retardation.

Sage

Sage Tue 09 May 2017 03:48:45 No.92217190 Report

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>>92179966
Commiefagnian here. Been to Arizona hundreds of times for work. They're identical places in the Mexican areas.

Sorry

Sage

Sage Tue 09 May 2017 03:50:33 No.92217237 Report

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>>92195508
seize the means of reproduction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 03:59:33 No.92217445 Report

Quoted By: >>92220263 >>92222920

>>92165123
Fuck off, we're Best Carolina for a reason, South Carolina a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 04:04:09 No.92217588 Report

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>>92177415
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 04:06:55 No.92217649 Report

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>>92179177
Anon did you not know that there are two Dakotas, two Virginias, and two Carolinas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 04:07:25 No.92217668 Report

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>>92196187
>>92196267
>>92196362
>>92196437
>>92196479
>>92196534
Every fucking time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:03:25 No.92219142 Report

Quoted By: >>92219222

Lisa: Nuke the whales? You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: Gotta nuke somethin'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:06:52 No.92219222 Report

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>>92219142
Lisa in nelson´s bedroom??? totally raped. keep it real anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:08:15 No.92219256 Report

Quoted By: >>92220313

>>92165123
Or nebraska idaho and minnesota, and call it Corntatoeeze

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:16:55 No.92219464 Report

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>>92179567
Instead of breaking up states, we should be adding new ones. Stating our territories could be good. Mexico might be easier to deal with as a state. Canada could make a few good states. And I feel like chunks of asia (like Japan and South Korea) are already halfway there too. Oh, and I hear Britain recently went back on the market.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:46:06 No.92220126 Report

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H: Hey I once knew a man from Nantucket
B: And?
H: Lets just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:47:08 No.92220147 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:50:32 No.92220222 Report

Quoted By: >>92221693

>Hey Homer what'd ya do get a new hair cut or somthin
>LOOK CLOSER LENNY
>Oh, I see now you're the biggest man in the world now and you're covered in gold
>14 CARROT GOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:52:47 No.92220263 Report

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>>92217445
I guess there has to be a less shittier one

t. your friends just above you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:53:23 No.92220280 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:54:59 No.92220313 Report

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>>92219256
I prefer to call it Side Orderland, where you can get all of your corn, potatoes and cheese at once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:56:05 No.92220336 Report

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>BOWLING, BOWLING HERE, GET YOUR BOWLING, BOWLING
>Mom! Make dad tell the story right
>That's what really happened

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:57:08 No.92220361 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:57:17 No.92220367 Report

Quoted By: >>92221717

Hens love roosters.
Geese love ganders.
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 05:59:43 No.92220421 Report

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I just loved this episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:01:39 No.92220464 Report

Quoted By:

>>92200666
satan no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:04:40 No.92220535 Report

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>>92200666
>That explosion after Chief wiggum rolls down a hill into a tree

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 09 May 2017 06:06:28 No.92220583 Report

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>Flanders: "Hey Homer, I'm feelin' a bit peckish, mind if I chew your ear?"
>BLAM
>Bart: "You killed the zombie Flanders!"
>Homer: "He was a Zombie?"

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 09 May 2017 06:08:39 No.92220629 Report

Quoted By: >>92221008

"Here is an ordinary square"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:18:51 No.92220868 Report

Quoted By: >>92220928

>>92183873
its a refrence to an old cop show as well, fuck me I cant remember it but in that segment it plays the chime to that very show, thats all I got anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:21:27 No.92220928 Report

Quoted By:

>>92220868
Dragnet anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:25:30 No.92221008 Report

Quoted By:

>>92220629
WHOA WHOA. Slow down there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:27:53 No.92221061 Report

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>>92197054
> mfw they will never air this episode on air again.
>Closest they had come was the 're-done' with zombie simpsons and this guy makes a comeback.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:37:19 No.92221272 Report

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>>92220147
>Filename

It's almost too perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:55:42 No.92221693 Report

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>>92220222
nice get tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:56:47 No.92221717 Report

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>>92220367
NOT ME.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 06:57:04 No.92221722 Report

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>>92178511
Speaking of the Latin American dub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 07:04:22 No.92221866 Report

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>>92177146
I unironically want this to be our flag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 07:05:14 No.92221880 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 07:10:29 No.92221954 Report

Quoted By: >>92222970

>>92192587
>lump western states into group and name it Utah

Wrong, It would be called the Rocky Mountain Republics and it's capital would be Denver.

Mormons can fuck right off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 07:35:33 No.92222344 Report

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I give you our 39th president, Jimmy Carter!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:08:40 No.92222920 Report

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>>92217445
I'd only be ok with it if we got Shit Carolina's legal fireworks and cheap gas prices

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:12:16 No.92222970 Report

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>>92221954
They can, and they did, that's why they're in Utah; of all the of the groups in what would probably be called Deseret, they're the ones that fought for it the hardest, and would be the most unified in any sort of struggle for power if the borders got shaken up; good luck attempting to take power from conservatives with a strong sense of community, weedfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 08:13:36 No.92222990 Report

Quoted By: >>92224123

>>92183180

What IS that dish called anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 09:15:47 No.92223788 Report

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>>92195536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-bbYH_akHg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 09:48:39 No.92224123 Report

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>>92222990
Ca kho to

Though it's usually made with just fish and not prawns, you can add them if you want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 10:07:50 No.92224302 Report

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>I am a virgin
>...
>Does that mean Edna's a virgin too?
>Hah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 10:18:50 No.92224405 Report

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>>92183180
That elephant ate my entire platoon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 10:25:29 No.92224472 Report

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>>92165477
Alaska, Hawaii, Florid Dominion (takes up most of the states that touch the Gulf of Mexico), New England, Mount Appalachia, and then both sides of the Rockies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 10:26:25 No.92224486 Report

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>>92176930
>West Virginia
>Shithole
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 11:24:25 No.92224982 Report

Quoted By:

>>92165131
It's the south, SOUTH side of chicago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 12:08:33 No.92225347 Report

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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 13:14:08 No.92225997 Report

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Homer: Oh no! Lisa's gone, and nothing will bring her back! Unless ....
Lisa: Dad, I'm not dead!
Homer: Oh, praise God you're alive! Unless ....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 13:18:40 No.92226047 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwQ8R5aE6E

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