>Hola, Senor Anon. I don't believe we've met before. My name is Miguel Diaz. My little brother Marco has told me about you, he says you are over 21, no? Excellent! I am 21 as well, the national age of drinking. I was hoping we could share a few cold ones, between us 21 year olds. Beer, is what I meant. You'll have to buy though, you see, I have just got back from my travels and am a little strapped for cash. Hmm, what's that? What travels? Oh, you know, France, Germany, Romania, Spain, the Europe tour you might say. You see, when I turned 18 and reached wondrous adulthood with my handsome mustache, I waved goodbye to my loving parents and very handsome little brother to see the world. Very busy. Hmm, you've never heard Marco mention me? I'm sure he's brought me up before, you just probably didn't pay attention. Enough questions, are we having us a beer or not? I'm not being pushy, but I would like to taste the elixir of sweet adultness. Which I've had before, many times! I just had one on the flight back here in fact! Come on Anon, be a pal.