>>91949681What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shaolin Monastery, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Aku, and I have over 6 confirmed kills. I am trained in all kind of warfare and I’m the top samurai in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but fucking nuts and bolts. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the magical box? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of allies across the world and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you mim-moothed sniveling hotten-blaugh shit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Aku lover. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the best weapon minus my magic sword and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will spill my tea fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
