J: "Ok, so you came back for her because she's your best friend. It's not like the two of you are destined to be bound together forever."
M: "Oh, hahaha, it's funny that you mention that..."
J: "Oh, My, God..."
M: "You see there was this ball Star went to, and she went with her ex, who wasn't so nice..."
J: "...and you went after her to protect her because that's the kind of guy you are...
M: "...um, yeah, so we danced under the blood moon and started saying the same things at the same time and...um, what's wrong?
J: *Slap* "You're an idiot."
M: "But I..."
J: "Love me. You think you do. Or are you just in love with the concept of me? Put me on a pedestal?