>>916458261: She's not Alex.
2: She's not delicious brown.
3: She's not a cute tomboy.
4: She doesn't have short hair.
5: She doesn't wear a latex catsuit and high heels.
6: She's not the cute little sister of the group.
7: She doesn't get captured and subjected to bondage.
8: She has an annoying voice.
9: She's a complete bitch, but not the endearing kind.
10: She's not as kind as Alex.
11: She's not as smart as Sam.
12: She's not as fashionable as Clover.
13: She doesn't regularly get subjected to fetish stuff.
14: She's doesn't have cute feet.
15: She's not Alex.
