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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you foolish samurai? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the shapeshifting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on japanese villages, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the laser eye beam shooter in the entire beetledrone army. You are nothing to me but just another fool. I will wipe you the fuck out with trickery the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the akunet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of robots across earth and your magic sword is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fool. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your past. You’re fucking dead, fool. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shapeshift in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my glorious flaming eyebrows. Not only am I extensively trained in laser eye combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the robot army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable past off the face of the continent, you little fool. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, samurai.
