What the movie probably will be
>film starts
>pop music killing dragons orcs and shit
>I'M THE MIGHTY ODINSON
>PEW PEW PEW
>Suddenly Hela appears
>By Odin's beard, its Hela!
>My Father, we are being attacked by...
>Loki, what are you doing here?
>Odin is dead, brother, it was I LOKI all the time!
>We can settle this after, unite the army, we need to protect Asgard from the Queen of Hel
>Loki fighting Hela's army, Thor helping and shit
>PEW PEW
>BLARGH
>THUNDER STRIKE!
>Ah, a mere woman think that can fight the Mighty God of Thunder?
>BOOM!
>Oh No! Holy shit, I lost my hammer!
>Loki, hold up there, Valkyrie knows a place I can find a new hammer
>Go to the Collector's ship
>So, people from Asgard are telling you have THAT hammer from the other universe
>hm, if you win in my tournament i will give it for free
>nice!
>tournament scenes against aliens from the Marvel Universe
>then Hulk scene
>What are you doing here, my Incredible friend!
>STARK WANTS SHINY GEM, HULK NEED TO SMASH THEM ALL! AAAARGH!
>And I need a new hammer, lets test our strength, my friend!
>POW PAW PEW PEW
>THUNDER STRIKE
>GAMMA CRUSH
>then they stop for resting a little
>Why we just don't stop fighting and steal the gem and the hammer
>OK!
>fighting the guards and shit
>steal the objects and a spaceship
>Hela, release the prisioners of Asgard, this ENDS NOW!
>What, why this new hammer is shining so much?
>transformation sequence
>By Odin's beard, I look so... FABULOUS
>femThor fighting Hel
>Hel turns into a giant and both Hulk and femThor punches her giant tits
>Hel explodes like a sentai/rider series
>Good job, emerald troll! We did it, my friend, we saved Asgard like true warriors!
>Credits
>Pos-Credits
>Thor, my s... daughter, you look so beautiful and... voluptous, just like your mother when she was younger!
>Good job, my son! But what that earthling called Jane Foster will think about your new... features?
>Who?
>END
