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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 13:02:12 2017 No.91427494 View Reply Original Report

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Ramses...you must let my people go so we can enslave the Canaanites.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:03:49 No.91427508 Report

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Moses was redpilled af

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:04:50 No.91427515 Report

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>exterminate

Get my vengeful and based Old Testament right.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:06:02 No.91427532 Report

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>>91427494

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:06:10 No.91427533 Report

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>>91427494
God was the real villain of this story

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:07:55 No.91427551 Report

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>>91427532
Why is Ramses a bird?

>>91427533
Why are the Egyptian Gods such pussies they get BTFO by some shitty minor Semetic tribe's national war god?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:11:18 No.91427598 Report

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>>91427551
Because fanboy writers, same reason comicbooks go to shit.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:13:28 No.91427633 Report

Quoted By: >>91431215 >>91431371

>>91427598
Yeah, Yahweh was a much more complex and flawed character before the writers had him take over for El. Turned into nothing but power creep. Same thing happened to Shiva but DC (Dharmic Comics) always sucked.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:13:35 No.91427635 Report

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>>91427551
They win in the end, though. KEK reigns supreme now.

And DEY IZ KANGS AND SHIET NIGGUHH

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:14:53 No.91427664 Report

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>>91427635
Kek (pbuh) wasn't even a major God in the Egyptian pantheon. He was playing the ultra long game. Got Jehova to btfo the other Egyptian Gods for him s he could take over thousands of years later. Praise Him.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:37:22 No.91428035 Report

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hol up

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:13:19 No.91429654 Report

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>>91427494

Historically and biblically the Caananites were a pretty fucking wicked and degenerate people whose city states were literally falling apart and were the butt of every joke in the region and everyone's bitch, and would sell their allegiances at the drop of a dime.

The people that joined Moses in the arabian peninsula were actually Caananite exiles who escaped their society because they figured they were better off living in the mountains.

The ancient Israelites didn't murder anyone. It was a mercy killing.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:43:04 No.91430172 Report

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>>91427494
>>91427515

Actually, God's order was to drive the Canaanites out of the land. They were only to destroy the tribes that remained. The Gibeonite tribe deceived Joshua by pretending to be a faraway nation and entering into an alliance with them, and since the alliance was binding, God couldn't just kill them. Eventually their descendants usually ended up becoming servants.

>>91429654
This.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:46:25 No.91430234 Report

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>>91428035
Why was his outfit so /fa/

>That belt
>The snakeskin shoes
>Nice bit of tribal flair with his shirt under the stylish vest

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:51:23 No.91430317 Report

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>>91429654
History is written by the victors.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:51:50 No.91430330 Report

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>>91430234
those boots really made it
too bad it doesn't look half as good on a player model, maybe because the bandages are missing

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:56:01 No.91430395 Report

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>>91430234
>matching gun accessory

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:57:34 No.91430421 Report

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>>91430395
>>91428035

Who is this character?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:00:03 No.91430455 Report

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>>91430421
That dude from MGSV.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:01:26 No.91430494 Report

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>>91430421
Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas, wasteland's toughest Mormon

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:09:35 No.91430634 Report

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>>91430421
The Burned Man. He's from New Canaan

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:17:46 No.91430751 Report

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>>91430494
>>91430634

Just looked him up

He seems cool

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:25:28 No.91430871 Report

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>>91430751
his voice actor is A+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s8NpDOGti0

you should play NV anon

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:26:53 No.91430899 Report

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>>91429654

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:36:58 No.91431084 Report

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>>91430172
>The Gibeonite tribe deceived Joshua by pretending to be a faraway nation and entering into an alliance with them, and since the alliance was binding, God couldn't just kill them. Eventually their descendants usually ended up becoming servants.

>Detect bias
>Outsmart the GM's favorite into carrying you
>Instead of your intellect and cunning being rewarded, get punished the rest of the quest
Fucksake, "the only winning move" and all that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:39:06 No.91431119 Report

Quoted By: >>91431150

>>91429654
>Historically and biblically the Caananites were a pretty fucking wicked and degenerate people whose city states were literally falling apart and were the butt of every joke in the region and everyone's bitch, and would sell their allegiances at the drop of a dime.
So rather like their Hebrew cousins then.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:39:33 No.91431129 Report

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>>91430871
Yes I should.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:40:41 No.91431150 Report

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>>91431119
I don't recall the Hebrews sacrificing babies.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:42:02 No.91431183 Report

Quoted By: >>91431607

>>91427494
>>91427515
>>91429654
>>91430172
Also, weren't Canaanites supposed to be descendants of Cain?

Not that it wasn't a bit hypocritical, but, in Biblical times, it was considered 'okay' to hold the child as guilty of the crimes of the father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:43:19 No.91431215 Report

Quoted By: >>91431371

>>91427633
>Yahweh was a much more complex and flawed character before the writers had him take over for El

Job is the oldest book in the Bible

the book of Job shows Yahweh hold court over all the spiritual principalities, whom must seek His approval before taking any action - this includes the Adversary, Satan - and reveals God the Creator as having Ultimate Authority

then we get to Genesis where immediately we have God create everything

everything

every...

thing

~

you're not equipped to gauge God's power level

Jumpman !!wPhlyh8seG+

Jumpman !!wPhlyh8seG+ Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:48:05 No.91431309 Report

Quoted By: >>91431394

GOAT song coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0a9WFkgzU

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:51:13 No.91431371 Report

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>>91427633
>>91431215
Say what you will, but the Revelations Final Crisis was pretty kickass.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:52:24 No.91431394 Report

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>>91431309
That's not Playing with the big boys

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:57:12 No.91431514 Report

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They all worship the gold cow, nothing has changed

Fuck that cow.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:57:40 No.91431521 Report

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>>91431394
but playing with the big boys is objectively the worst song in the movie? so why would he say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:58:33 No.91431547 Report

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>>91428035
I feel bad for Daniel. He wanted to protect the Sorrows innocence, but really neither choice would have been good for them. Guy gets haunted either way and the only one who he could talk to over it is a disgraced general who wants to fall back into his old routine.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:59:35 No.91431565 Report

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>>91431084
>Thou shalt not lie
You thought nigga.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 17:01:18 No.91431607 Report

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>>91431183
No, it's never explicitly stated who the decendants of Cain are. Besides humanity got bottlenecked down to one family at the Flood.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 17:03:11 No.91431652 Report

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>>91431547
I think Daniel's side could've been done better, Joshua's way just objectively made more sense and you can even talk him out of going full legate at the end.
Really fucked up Daniel's character desu, he should've pushed the "he's just using this as an excuse to go on a murder rampage" more and chased off white legs some other way.

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