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Whomp/Ronnie

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I don't know if it has ever been more relatable.

When you move away from someone to relieve the proximate pressure, there is a precise speed at which you should move. Too quickly, and you seem as though you were disgusted at your seat neighbor. Too slowly, and you seem reluctant, as though you wanted to stay close. The precise speed was once achieved by a man on a train in Belarus. The train was immediately retired and memorialized as a source of national triumph.