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>>90773800>>90773803>>90773834I have been requested by the Mewnian magic council to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Mewnian magic council has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-mewni region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Mewni National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Mewni Aristocracy, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-mewni citizen to assist the Mewni National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Mewni, in moving these funds out of Mewni. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Mewni National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Mewni National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount. However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Mewni law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Mewni bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Mewni. If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Echo Creek, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Mewni National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Mewni.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975 using a mirror phone. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Mewni Aristocracy will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly,
Princess Star Butterfly
