"SO! You have seen the Samuari?"
"And did he ensure your well being before he left?"
"So you see, he cares not for the aftermath of his actions. Why else would you be here before me?"
"Do not despair, for I, Aku, am not the sort the Samuari would have you believe to be one who does not value others"
"You may dwell in my presence as I have allowed others..."
"As my CONCUBINES! HA HA HA!"
!!! D':>days later
"Have you come to appreciate my blessing?"
"Word travel the the Samuari nears. Would you like to see him?"
"Very well, and then he too shall see what has become of you under MY care! And he will see, as you have felt, that it is not he alone who can go BALLS DEEP!!! HA HA HA!!!"