Well, well, well,
Little Starry’s having trouble with her spells,
You little exiled mini-monarchess!
And your scruffy pal Janna’s here too to no avail,
Whatever happened to the oth-ther guy?
That karate kicking kid super geek
Garbed in that hoodie crim-son red
That noble soul, why’d he go, why’d he leave?
Oh that’s right. He’s too busy dating…
The Silver Blonde Beach Queen of Echo Creek
So Relaxed, So Chic,
Bug him all you want, steal his stuff,
It’ll never be enough!
You’re both too rough.
Star and Jann!
You can lie, lie, lie!
But you know your Shrieks and Burps,
Can’t beat her Siren’s Purr (Give it up!)
Feel free to cry, cry, cry!
For the Knight you missed,
Who could have been your Prince!
Far from that pair flushed with Ease and Caresses,
You can’t hide your Sorrow behind your Defenses,
You tried to stay on top,
But your wiles and charms weren’t up to snuff!
Now it’s time to kick your…
Which isn’t nearly as nice as…
Worry not, your friendzone stay will be short
C’est l’amour, Maintenant pour la mort
She’s just too…
Before you die, there’s one last thing you two should know,
You’ll never be Cool like Jackie!
You wish you were LOVED like JAAAAAAAACKIE!!!