>noble alien crashes on Earth, infiltrates airforce and doubles as a superhero
>be his plucky sidekick
>accident with a gene machine during a fight
>manifest alternate personality that identifies as a Kree warrior
>manage to reach an agreement with each other after becoming aware of each other's existence
>more or less merge
>get mind ad power vored by Rogue
>get memories back but no emotional connection to them
>copy of your personality tagging along in Rogue's mind
>get abducted and experimented on by Brood
>get linked to a singularity, new powers, call self Binary
>roll with the Starjammers for a while
>get greatly depowered after fixing the sun
>come back to Earth, handsome alien wrrior died an ignoble death
>driven to drink
>get on the wagon thanks to tony
>give birth to Marcus
>get brainwashed, kidnapped and dateraped by Marcus
>jerry-rig a way back home
>House of M happens
>realize she wants to be an A lister
>hire PR agent
>Civil War happens
>get possessed by an alien supersoldier, become immortal
>lose that, regain Binary form, kill more Brood
>tell Osborn to go fuck himself
>get split into three people due to fuckery, meanwhile Osborn replaced her with Moonstone in cosplay
>use mini MODOK's to reassemble self
>Secret Invasion, kill many Skrulls
>Osborn fucks up, gets put away
>decide its time to graduate from Ms Marvel to Captain Marvel
>lose more memories
>world fucking ends
>it comes back
>get put in charge of Alpha Flight
>join Ultimates
>fix Galactus
>see time from the outside, go a bit mental
>cause Civil War 2
>Ulltimates disband
>start manifesting cosmic awareness
>Ultimates reform with new pecking order
>incoming Chitauri invasion
>Eternity is in chains, everything is gonna get progressively more shit until that's fixed
>Director America has been and will continue to make things more shit in the process of bringing about Hydra Utopia
>alien refugee crisis
>Maria going to build wall
>going bonkers because insomnia and night terrors
miss anything?
