Wrote a short Love Sentence-esque song based on the idea that Hekapoo is Tom's mom and Marco could have banged her. I'm not saying she is, this is just for fun.
Ohhhh, I broke the bro code big time,
That much I can admit,
This intergenerational SNAFU,
Deserves all your curses and hits.
I know it's not your fault,
You were just her rebound beau,
But couldn't you have asked,
If she had kids, bro?!
Can't you see the family resemblance?
Or, heaven help me, was that an incentive?
Can you ever forgive me?
I might be able,
But it's really hard,
Since you Cain'd my Abel!
I’d be just as mad,
If our roles were reversed,
That might have sound canned,
But this ain’t rehearsed!
Please listen close,
Because this comes from the heart,
I’d have never put our lips together,
If I knew it would tear us apart
What’s done is done,
You can’t take it back,
So get out of this house,
And put on your pants
What was done was done was because she was sweet,
She was funny and coy and frustratingly chic,
She was hot-under-the-collar, facetious and true,
In other words, bro, your mom was just like…you.
You broke the bro code.
This is true. And this duet won't change that.
This is true.
Tom and Marco:
We know what was done with who and why,