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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 23:32:11 2017 No.89343003 View Reply Original Report

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Why are comic sex scenes so weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 23:35:37 No.89343075 Report

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>>89343003
People who write comics never had sex. They figure they can just improvise, figuring their readers haven't actually had sex either.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 23:37:55 No.89343139 Report

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 23:38:54 No.89343164 Report

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>>89343003
Well at least you can get some creative scenes out of it sometimes
>Dat holster visual

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:05:28 No.89343734 Report

Quoted By: >>89343761 >>89343856 >>89344079 >>89345190 >>89352567

The puritan censorship you suffer in the US regarding sexuality stops writers and artists from going all the way, impeding the narrative and forcing them all to use either subtle prudish symbolism >>89343164
or cheesy overused unsatisfactory foreplay clichès >>89343003

blessed be yurop. fight me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:05:49 No.89343741 Report

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>>89343139
Gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:06:52 No.89343761 Report

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>>89343734
You've swindled me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:11:56 No.89343856 Report

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>>89343734
>>89343164
fun fact, they changed that last panel for being too provocative. Basically they were just kissing deep holding each other tight standing up fully clothed. Marvel editors just told someone to blow up the holster from panel one

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:13:33 No.89343888 Report

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Say what you will about Fred Perry, the man puts together a good sex scene.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:15:07 No.89343915 Report

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>>89343139
>Winnick ruins another character
As expected

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:15:07 No.89343917 Report

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>>89343139

This one was better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:17:36 No.89343978 Report

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>>89343917
>>89343139
> Batman fucking instead of being a social retard

Dropped

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:17:47 No.89343980 Report

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>>89343917
Not really
It's just as awkward

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:18:08 No.89343989 Report

Quoted By: >>89346377 >>89346459 >>89346621 >>89356519

It's feels even weirder when it's animated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:19:12 No.89344004 Report

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>>89343917
man, the dialogue writing in this is so fucking stilted and a torture to read
it's like someone mocking Bendis speech and forgot to make it a parady

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:20:40 No.89344031 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:22:52 No.89344079 Report

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>>89343734
>danger ranger
Jesus, that thread... It has to be in the top 10 throughout all of /co/'s history.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:23:54 No.89344101 Report

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>>89344079
a glorious thread indeed

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:26:34 No.89344161 Report

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Tfw anime and manga literally do it better sans the dialogue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:27:29 No.89344182 Report

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>>89344031
Benes butt.
He could have totally reused that one panel and substituted it for Bleez instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:40:22 No.89344451 Report

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>>89343139
>>89343917
I like to think that batman is really bad at sex and that women who've slept with him day it's good just to say they've slept with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:45:45 No.89344562 Report

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>>89343980

How was it awkward?

>>89344004

King doesn't write like Bendis at all. Watch Strip Panel Naked's video on the issue, maybe it'll help you understand it better.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:51:13 No.89344680 Report

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>>89344562
How dramatic it tried to make itself seem

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:52:12 No.89344700 Report

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>>89344680

And you're implying that situation shouldn't have been dramatic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:16:16 No.89345190 Report

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>>89343734
>>89344079
>>89344101
Why couldn't the mods do something good for once and actually make it the Spoiler? There wouldn't be a better way to memorialize an Anon.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:32:03 No.89345525 Report

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>>89343980

They got themselves naked to fuck on a rooftop filled with little diamonds.

Let's say they're facing a dramatic moment and their passion is high, like the comic wants us to believe. They wouldn't have time to take out their entire clothes. They'd do it clothed and it would fast and hard.

Also, the diamonds must have hurt like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:49:09 No.89345902 Report

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>>89344700
Anything relating to batman and sex
Is really uncomfortable for me since I think of him as a role model

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:50:13 No.89345933 Report

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>>89345525
>>89345902

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:51:26 No.89345963 Report

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>>89343978
>implying both things are uncompatible

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:07:23 No.89346377 Report

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>>89343989
>the pan up to the gargoyle watching them

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:10:33 No.89346459 Report

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>>89343989
Fuckin Timm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:16:51 No.89346621 Report

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>>89343989
>>0w0 what's this bat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 04:25:21 No.89349518 Report

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>>89343003
What's this from?

Looks like the Atom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 04:34:05 No.89349704 Report

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>>89343003
What is this?! Sex for ANTS?!

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 05:02:10 No.89350303 Report

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>>89349704

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 06:52:26 No.89352219 Report

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Same reason as hentai. The shit dialogue

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 06:58:28 No.89352329 Report

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>>89349704
Speaking of Ants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:07:13 No.89352446 Report

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>>89343003
They're sanitized for the sake of the children.
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN !?!?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:16:24 No.89352567 Report

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>>89344079
>>89344101
>>89343734

Help a /fit/izen out. What happened in the Danger Ranger thread? Anyone got a greentext of it?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:44:43 No.89352949 Report

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>>89349518
Titans

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:45:30 No.89352958 Report

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They can only go so far

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:49:40 No.89352986 Report

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>>89352329
>your turn

what did he mean by this

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:57:18 No.89353069 Report

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>>89352329
>"Your turn"

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:20:29 No.89353773 Report

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>>89352567

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:24:15 No.89353805 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:48:06 No.89353973 Report

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>>89353773
too bad the screenshot doesn't really convey that the Danger Ranger is supposed to protect you from seeing your roomie drawing cartoon clown porn, or the pictures of the ranger that the anon uploaded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 11:00:27 No.89354405 Report

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>>89352958
He's against it, but got and stayed hard enough to finish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 11:50:49 No.89354709 Report

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>>89343978
both are possible if you're even remotely attractive. hell, i'm socially awkward as fuck and only a 6/10, and i can still get laid. a guy who looks like bruce wayne would be drowning in pussy even if he had the personality of an obnoxiously autistic /b/tard

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 11:53:44 No.89354719 Report

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>>89343139
Tell me, why does he wear the condom?
also, I want to be that bat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 11:54:45 No.89354725 Report

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>>89353805
is jaime reyes /ourguy/?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:00:41 No.89354764 Report

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>>89343003
because people who write comics are bit very popular and good with the women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:07:33 No.89354806 Report

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>>89352329
I knew this was going to come up.
what was he doing down there?
Being some kind of awkward dildo for as long as he can hold his breath?
Using her clit like some sort of punching bag for training?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:16:01 No.89354856 Report

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>>89354806
It was written by Geoff Johns, man. He's a fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:17:34 No.89354866 Report

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>>89354806
well if she use her hands to spread it open no need to hold his breath

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:21:36 No.89354893 Report

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>>89354806
Women just love white tiny dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 13:07:57 No.89355193 Report

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Times in comics still haven't changed enough. Try and push the censorship laws today and you get exiled into the 'adult comics' section like what happened to Elfquest back in the '80s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 13:59:54 No.89355635 Report

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>>89353973
Pretty sure the archive's still up for that. Shouldn't even be that hard to find, it wasn't that long ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 14:01:17 No.89355645 Report

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>>89354806
He summoned a bunch of ants.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 14:17:11 No.89355779 Report

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>>89352958
Kek. This is a shining example of gender standards. People might argue that "a women being raped by a man is scary, but the other way around isn't taken seriously because of masculinity"
But it's just both genders have differing traits/behaviors that can't cause the exact same results if placed in the same situation.
I mean this would be scary if she was physically ugly but that's not the case.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:21:56 No.89356449 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:25:17 No.89356480 Report

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>>89356449

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:28:43 No.89356519 Report

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>>89343989

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:52:56 No.89356840 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 16:07:54 No.89357052 Report

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>>89356480
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 16:11:27 No.89357089 Report

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So is there any example of it done right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 16:20:47 No.89357182 Report

Quoted By: >>89357396

>>89356449
>>89356480
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Alan Moore the Bearded? I thought not. It's not a story /co/mrades would tell you. It's a Bleeding Cool legend. Alan Moore was a comic book writer so famous and so based, he could use his writing to influence women into having... sex. He had such a knowledge of writing, he could even convince his wife... into a threesome. He became such a sexual deviant, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his wife...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his wife everything he knew. Then his wife left him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from cuckoldry... but not himself.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 16:20:55 No.89357184 Report

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>>89357052
you haven't seen this before?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 16:27:15 No.89357271 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 16:36:53 No.89357396 Report

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>>89357182
And he was a good friend.

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