Star: Do you like Love Sentence?
Marco: They're OK.
Star: Their early work was a little too R&B for my tastes, but when 16 To Life came out in 2013, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to 36.667 Degrees C° but I think Justin has a far more bitter, cynical outlook on love.
Marco: Hey Star.
Star: Yes, Marco?
Marco: Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, a-are you letting the laser puppies stay in your room at night or something?
Star: No, Marco.
Marco: Is that a rain coat?
Star: Yes it is! In 2015, Justin released this, "Awesome Feeling" , their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Too Little Too Late", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the joy of love, and feelings of betrayal, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Star: Hey Marco!
[Star bashes Marco in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over her]
Star: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT EMILIO'S NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!