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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 01:09:06 2016 No.88632233 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>88632658 >>88634466 >>88642028 >>88644980 >>88647082

Write all of your posts in rhyme because it almost Christmas time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 01:21:15 No.88632491 Report

Quoted By: >>88632552

-Said OP, dressed in his gaudy drag,
As he drowned in posts reading "Shut up, fag"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 01:24:44 No.88632552 Report

Quoted By: >>88632573

>>88632491
The thread is done, no need for the rest.
The first reply was truly the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 01:25:50 No.88632573 Report

Quoted By: >>88634610

>>88632552
Anon, you can't finish the thread so soon, we need more OC that I can eat with a spoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 01:30:28 No.88632656 Report

Quoted By:

I wanted to make a post using all of my wit,

But alas, I'm too tired. So fuck this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 01:30:32 No.88632658 Report

Quoted By:

>>88632233
We live in the future, no more saying "Shut up, fag"
Take that asinine garbage back to 9gag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 01:33:07 No.88632712 Report

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I sure do wish I were dead,
because of my scummy Uncle Fred.

He snuck into my bed,
And in his hands he held a butter spread.

"Little Anon don't you worry your pretty little head," and that filled me with lots of dread.

"Little Anon, my asshole is really red."
Jesus christ was this really what he had said?

"The chilli that I was fed..."
He pulled his pants and I could tell by the stains that he had bled.

"Just spread this on there like I'm a piece of bread."
His asshole looked like a warhead.

"Anon just do it, go ahead."
And then he shit all over my forehead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:13:21 No.88634466 Report

Quoted By: >>88634662

>>88632233
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:17:27 No.88634548 Report

Quoted By: >>88634599

while youre at it , come see the news
kaptainkristian talks about dr seuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQs1-bUG1U&t=0s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:18:46 No.88634570 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_W6BOgEXg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:19:57 No.88634599 Report

Quoted By:

>>88634548
Out of all the Youtube channels I've faced
KamptainKristian is the most BASED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:20:26 No.88634610 Report

Quoted By: >>88634820

>>88632573
Why do you desire to eat with a spoon you dork?
When there are other better utensils such as a fork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:23:18 No.88634662 Report

Quoted By: >>88634783 >>88640642 >>88642577

>>88634466
Come on, really? That the best you got?

Make it better you dumb fucking twat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:28:57 No.88634783 Report

Quoted By: >>88634851

>>88634662
No need to be mean.
Please speak more clean.
Or you'll have to face the Dean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:30:10 No.88634820 Report

Quoted By: >>88634912

>>88634610
How about a sharp knife
I can use to end your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:31:50 No.88634851 Report

Quoted By: >>88634904

>>88634783
The Dean?Fuck him
Can't control me I'm no sim

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:34:17 No.88634904 Report

Quoted By: >>88634936

>>88634851
Sorry for my corny game refrence
I'm not good at rhyming in my defense

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:34:43 No.88634912 Report

Quoted By:

>>88634820
such a knife wont be fit
for hurting one bit
if its as sharp as your wit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:35:46 No.88634936 Report

Quoted By:

>>88634904
that i can tell
your words dont rhyme well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:39:36 No.88635000 Report

Quoted By: >>88635104

Christmas is gay, this threads gayer. Fuck this poem and listen to slayer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:45:10 No.88635104 Report

Quoted By: >>88635279

>>88635000
You've got egregious taste in music
All they do is shout, shout, shout
You're better off listening to Bob Dylan on acoustic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:50:34 No.88635218 Report

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:52:22 No.88635261 Report

Quoted By: >>88635320 >>88635418 >>88637844

The remake is coming out in 2017
Will it be good, or a shitstorm supreme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:53:15 No.88635279 Report

Quoted By:

>>88635104
Acoustic bob dylan would be a great musical choice I do agree with you there, but I also do believe slayer is very musically talented and happen to enjoy the hell out of they're music.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:55:32 No.88635320 Report

Quoted By:

>>88635261
Almost Everything they've recently remade from our childhood has been an absouloute shitstorm, my hopes aren't exactly high for this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 03:58:33 No.88635378 Report

Quoted By:

No Grinch thread without this link is complete.
If you haven't seen it before, you're in for a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_W6BOgEXg&t=96s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 04:00:36 No.88635418 Report

Quoted By:

>>88635261
It will be garbage by BC fans will say it's great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:21:29 No.88637706 Report

Quoted By:

Seems this thread
Is quite dead.

Before it dies
Check my 5

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:22:52 No.88637728 Report

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There are some days I think in my head
That 4chan is just a hotbed of dread
But then I come here and stay for a while
It's threads like these that make me smile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:29:02 No.88637810 Report

Quoted By:

My waifu is Lord Dominator,
I will sexually sate her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:30:49 No.88637833 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YhgxqVBsvE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:31:56 No.88637844 Report

Quoted By: >>88642033 >>88642700

>>88635261
that doesn't rhyme you lazy ball of slime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:51:45 No.88638086 Report

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Not to be a grinch, but I feel you should know
Your poems are lacking in bounce and in flow
This thread and its contents are tedious prattle
For rhyming, my friends, is but half of the battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 06:56:23 No.88638149 Report

Quoted By: >>88649308 >>88649466

The Serenity storyime is awfully late.
It's the one part of Christmas I anticipate.
When are we getting that sweet comic dump?
Don't tell me it's cancelled, you silly grump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 10:44:18 No.88640204 Report

Quoted By: >>88642183

I don't know how to rhyme, not in english anyway. Your phonemes are always acting weird and I'm not even sure if there are rules to sentence length like I'm used to
Any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 11:46:19 No.88640642 Report

Quoted By: >>88641987

>>88634662
Twat and got don't rhyme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:30:35 No.88641987 Report

Quoted By: >>88643486

>>88640642
It depends how you pronounce twat. It can sound like twahht or twott. You know, like to-may-to, to-mah-to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:34:18 No.88642028 Report

Quoted By:

>>88632233
Comic books are
nice-ty nice
But capes heroes
are so out of style
They are not crescent fresh
Nothing but the same crap!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:34:58 No.88642033 Report

Quoted By: >>88642700

>>88637844
Take it easy anon-kun is it a crime
If he didn't intend to make a rhyme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:40:27 No.88642096 Report

Quoted By: >>88642164

It's another Christmas I feel miserable, I wish I could die or at least turn invisible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:43:32 No.88642129 Report

Quoted By:

I can say with some certainty on this Christmas Eve Day,
That OP was totally a gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:46:34 No.88642164 Report

Quoted By:

>>88642096
Why be invisible or miserable when you can shine and be merry?
Just have some wine and say fuck off Larry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:48:08 No.88642183 Report

Quoted By: >>88642353

>>88640204
No real rules but a ryhming sentence should usually be short
Now here's a rhyme so some fag doesn't give a snappy retort

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 14:50:35 No.88642216 Report

Quoted By: >>88642370 >>88643180

Would you woo
an old Grinchy-poo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 15:01:26 No.88642353 Report

Quoted By:

>>88642183
Wither away your snark
It weren't a clever remark
I bring a gift better then a retort
Made from the heart and not quit far
Here is your stupid report card

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 15:02:38 No.88642370 Report

Quoted By: >>88642486

>>88642216
I would not woo that Grinch
She needs taken in a pinch
A Grinch is lean and mean
That Grinch should not be seen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 15:11:25 No.88642486 Report

Quoted By: >>88642657

>>88642370
Oh how sad
No need to be mad
We all know that thiccer is better
A lean Grinch needs to be just a bit fatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 15:19:15 No.88642577 Report

Quoted By:

>>88634662

Shut the fuck up you american rat
Its not pronounced twot but a short a - twAt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 15:25:41 No.88642657 Report

Quoted By: >>88643272

>>88642486
A grinch that is plump
Is naught but a chump
There's no room on this ride for two
For right miserable times
(And most excellent rhymes!)
Only the thinnest will do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 15:29:54 No.88642700 Report

Quoted By:

>>88637844
>>88642033
Seventeen and supreme sound close enough.
If you don't like it, too bad! Life's rough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 16:08:25 No.88643180 Report

Quoted By: >>88643397

>>88642216
I'm afraid this picture is ineffectual
For the Grinch, you see, is not for sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 16:14:56 No.88643272 Report

Quoted By:

>>88642657
But give a look to the Grinch and you'll see
The most interesting type of anatomy
Narrow shoulders, thin chest, not much up there
But their body then curves out at the bottom, quite pear!

You have to remember that the disguise is St Nick
And for that- why!- the Grinch must be THICC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 16:20:43 No.88643397 Report

Quoted By: >>88643814

>>88643180
Anon my dear, you forgot where you are
A den of deviants from near and from far

I'll say it right now and without a doubt:
There's nothing on earth that won't get our dicks out

From desks to tile floors to Ohio State
It doesn't take much to make us masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 16:24:46 No.88643486 Report

Quoted By:

>>88641987
It's pronounced twahht.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 16:32:43 No.88643649 Report

Quoted By:

I would join in, but it's work, then bed.

See you all in the Lanterns thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 16:40:32 No.88643814 Report

Quoted By:

>>88643397
>Tile floors, in text shaded green
Good heavens, that thread was frightfully keen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 17:30:58 No.88644842 Report

Quoted By: >>88645684 >>88647926

There's a concern to share here with you.
Answer me quickly: ARE YOU A JEW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 17:37:54 No.88644980 Report

Quoted By:

>>88632233
In America, you have TV to view.
But in Soviet Russia, TV watch you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 18:08:07 No.88645542 Report

Quoted By: >>88645790

You guys are all gay, i denounce this hate and your sinful ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 18:15:49 No.88645684 Report

Quoted By: >>88647666

>>88644842
A jew I am not, can you not see?
Are you the proverbial blind man or maybe a Nazi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 18:22:02 No.88645790 Report

Quoted By:

>>88645542
There exist no sinners here
Only /co/mrades who think themselves Shakespeare
Take your sermons and kindly disappear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:13:31 No.88646794 Report

Quoted By:

We've been outdone
The thread is on page eight
I'll admit I had genuine fun
I'll miss the times we shared and hate it when we are gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:29:19 No.88647082 Report

Quoted By: >>88647191 >>88647201 >>88647456 >>88647538 >>88647868 >>88651256

>>88632233
Did you know that to rhyme you don't need to use different words?

That's right, you can rhyme with the same words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:34:49 No.88647191 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647082

Only minds where imagination lacks
would accept being such relentless hacks
If you really have no imagination
I'd strongly consider self elimination
That's right, I'm suggesting suicide
Please do us a favour and end your ride

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:35:19 No.88647201 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647082
That's some lazy shit right there. Rhymes like that are hardly fair.

Did you attend that same school for musical betterment? The one that designed the song sang by Jermaine Clement?

>I just love free FOOD, and you look like SEAFOOD

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:42:48 No.88647350 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6nCwHOTrdM

Ah yes, ah yes! A thread of rhymes.
A valuable way to spend our times.

But wouldn't you instead partake in festive joy?
With family and friends and celebrate as a little boy?

Oh but for me myself this is a quick stop.
Those friendly men have found me within my new barbershop...

Made of your home in room so dear
Your parents and cousins all gathered here.

But they take me away to my special room, delighted!
So sad that you yourself could not be invited

For you see, I've been a little
Naughty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:50:06 No.88647456 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647082
Ah, look T.S. Eliot decided to assimiliate into the fray
It's time for me to puke and toss away my tray
You needn't use free verse silly pathetic lark
Nobody came here to read your nonsense nor hear you bark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:55:01 No.88647538 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647082
Look at this faggot trying this hard
To trivialize the work of the bards
Try as you might you will not succeed
To have our Suessian or Christmas spirits cede
Now I bid you good christmas season
To speak with you more I have no reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:57:47 No.88647580 Report

Quoted By: >>88647661

Isn't it a challenge
Trying to rhyme orange?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 20:03:01 No.88647661 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647580
To rhyme orange is a riddle?
That troubles me not, not even a little.
For I know the secret to this riddle of the ryhme for orange,
The secret is simple, its simply door hinge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 20:03:22 No.88647666 Report

Quoted By: >>88647926

>>88645684
Not Nazi nor blind am I, now to deny
Thine nonsence by notably definite NEIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 20:15:32 No.88647868 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647082
fuck you faggot, that's so hurtful to read
I hope you maggot don't spread your seed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 20:19:47 No.88647926 Report

Quoted By: >>88649273

>>88644842
>>88647666
/pol/tards get off my board REEEE
you'll get v& here, they do it for free

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:28:31 No.88649273 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647926
Neither am I political nor do I care
If you're this trigger you should kill la kill yourself
And become nothing like sea or the air

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:30:06 No.88649308 Report

Quoted By:

>>88638149
Yeah, I've been keeping an eye out for it as well.

It has usually started by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:37:37 No.88649466 Report

Quoted By:

>>88638149
Dearest anon, you sound too myope
You haven't yet luck out of hope
Surely, the storytime shall arrive
And then, hopefully you'll feel revive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:58:31 No.88649893 Report

Quoted By:

This board is a nice place congregate
Although at times it seems to only aggravate
I wish that we could all enjoy the western media we like
instead of calling each other nigger fag or kike
But alas somethings are not meant to be
But I believe /co/ is still love to you and to me
So on this penultimate day of cheer
be nice to one another even if OP is a queer
For we all love the things on this board that we see
Except Korra which is as fucking terrible as can be

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 22:30:43 No.88650581 Report

Quoted By: >>88651692

To make this thing go higher than my rump
I'll shall save this thread with a bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 22:36:47 No.88650694 Report

Quoted By:

Who should head the new Star Wars movie, why not beta cucks!
Tis no wonder why the movie sucks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 23:07:12 No.88651256 Report

Quoted By:

>>88647082
Let me guess, you thought you were cute with this shit?

Well guess what, you're not, take your post to reddit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 23:30:29 No.88651692 Report

Quoted By:

>>88650581
Hey, you stole my only cat!
Say, how did you manage that?

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