I was hoping the house fire did him in. You know, the whole "purge the unholy with fire!" thing.
But, knowing my luck, one day I'm going to hear "Anon, can you be in the room while I examine this person? They creep me out." And I'm going to see Chris spread out in the bed, taint proudly thrust into the air.
I've seen a lot of shit in the ER, but folks, I'm not sure I could survive that.