>>88528072Aids? Oh hoo hee! At least I don't have radioactive cum, Spider-Sperm! Literally anything you fuck gets cancer! And please! Fucking monkeys is at least more humane than fucking dogs...and you don't even know if I am!
Anywho, I still got Gwen pregnated and she never told you! It's no wonder the only thing you can fuck is a dog and an old woman! Hell! You can't even get their permission! And here you would have thought that with all the girls around you, you'd choose more wisely, Petey! I'm sure Uncle Ben would be proud.
You know? The man you failed to save so you could get rich and famous while fucking some bitches?
Face it Spider-Man, the only one who is getting fuckedover and over again are the winners. And the fact that I've made your life a living hell means this: I win.
You can't take away the crimes I've done to you. I'm fucking crazy like that. You're fucking dogs.
Anywho, I'm sure you have better things to do. Like cry for Uncle Ben. Ta ta.
