>>88118938>it's expected Schumer will rewrite the script with her sister Kim Caramele
Reminder that Amy and her sister Kim used to steal merchandise from department stores and then return it for cash. They were caught, arrested, charged with Grand Larceny, and surely set to be sent to jail.
However, their father is related to U.S. Senator Chuck Schmuer (not even immediately, he's a second cousin,) and so strings were pulled and they managed to get off with "disturbing the peace or something" and completely avoided jail or any serious punishment.
But yeah, idealized bodies and white male privilege lmao