>>88109823>>88119848>Alex HirschVlad becomes an obnoxiously unclever parody of DRUMPF
The ghosts really actually are ayy lmaos
Danny has to apologize to Sam every episode even if shes in the wrong
Danny would be pining for Spectra the entire series and it would go nowhere because "lol 15 years old is too young for romance"
Paulina would have one episode where her spoiled behavior is explained by bad parenting and she's made sympathetic but it would reset by her next appearance anyway
John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and any other godawful liberal mouthpiece would have guest star roles as various ghosts even if they're terrible at voice acting
He'd be fired by the end of season 2, oh no wait, "leaving for FOX willingly for a total career downgrade". The finale would more or less be the same rushed bullshit we got with Phantom Planet (except the impending destruction would only be happening in Amity Park because of a force field or some shit)