Why couldn't we have Kiara? Why do we instead have a one-dimensional humorless social justice warrior and his Diverse and Tolerant troupe who prance about the Pridelands shaming and moral-fagging on all the other animals?

>"You drank water?! How DARE you! Didn't you think about all the helpless creatures whose home you're LITERALLY DESTROYING?!"

>"What else were we supposed to do? Die?"

>"LITERALLY YES."

>*calls on his spirit daddy to make the bad animals go away by screaming at the top of his lungs*

>Ono: *WHOO WHOO* RED ALERT RED ALERT! Some Hyenas are literally MURDERING helpless animals and eating them!

>Kion: Carnivores eating other animals?! LION GUARD, ASSEMBLE!