>>86297612He enters the tattoo parlor naked. He throws down his arm and says he wants a smile on it, and a boatload of random other things. He slams down a bag of cash.
The artist awkwardly obliges. As he starts to draw, the Joker begins to get hard. Soon, this weirdo is standing at full-mast, just smiling at the artist as he gets this tattoo. It takes hours and hours, the erection never once faltering. When it's finally done, the Joker stands up, knocks the door open with his massive hard-on, and leaves.
Now alone, the artist takes a look at the money. Where there should be presidents, there's just photos of the Joker's dick.