>Its a pleasure to meet you, Mr and Mrs (MyLastName). Your son and I have been together for a few months now. He is in the room, incidentally. He's just under the table, acting as my footrest. I haven't given him permission to speak yet, so direct all your questions to m--DID I SAY YOU COULD COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION YET?!?!
Sorry, his knees were giving out. So like I said, direct any questions you have to me. Gosh, its so great to finally meet you!