Since the last one was too long i might as well wrap up what my character was. Basically i was originally going to do a mildly generic Warlock, but the overwhelming retardation of Weeb Mcgee and Hoganjuice made me decide to embrace the stupidity. I made the warlock extremely stupid and insane. They obviously accepted it, no cares in the world. He was chaotic evil. Roadkill was basically a druid with the code and mindset of a paladin, so i don't know how this was going to end. I described the warlock as Danny Devito, but they sadly didn't make the connection. I debated naming him Danny but i decided against it. I named him Twinkie.
I have to wrap this shit up, so what happened at the end was i ended up killing Roadkill and almost killed Weeb Mcgee before the game devolved into screaming and bitching. All you need to know is Weeb Mcgee ended up acquiring a goblin butt-slave that i wanted to liberate of it's feet, and the totally not a paladin
druid threw a absolute fit. He told me if i tried to do anything to the goblin he would knock my character out. Now you have to remember i am chaotic evil and due to a combination of bullshit i am a actual threat to Weeb Mcgee. Roadkill has to be either really brave or really retarded to tell my character that.
I poked the goblin in the eye. Roadkill actually tried to knock me out, and failed. I tried blowing Roadkill up into bits.
You ever see the end to Fallout 1 where you kill the overseer with the bloody mess perk? Well if you have, that's what it looked like.
At this point everyone is screaming and nobody can understand what the fuck is going on, and Weeb Mcgee is super pissed off that i just killed his sub-par meat shield. So what does the fuck do? He tries to attack me.
He rolled a natural 1. The DM was tired of his bullshit, so he had both his legs break due to a bad landing. So what does he do? Throws a bitch fit.