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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 12:23:56 2016 No.85270186 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>85270293 >>85270398 >>85270652 >>85271007 >>85271903 >>85272565 >>85272955 >>85277176 >>85278113 >>85280720 >>85280888 >>85281363 >>85285617 >>85286002 >>85289919 >>85300310 >>85300748

I was looking for Justice League fanfics and most of them dealt with the Batman/Wonder Woman or Superman/Wonder Woman pairing, with the SM/WW pairing being the more popular one, and i just don't get the appeal.

So i was wondering what was you guys thoughts on the so called Trinity shipping.

Oh, there was a few wild-cards: like Aquaman/Wonder Woman and Batman/The Flash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:25:52 No.85270204 Report

Quoted By: >>85270231

Trinity shipping is inherently dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:26:07 No.85270209 Report

Quoted By: >>85270250

Batman and Flash is fun

That dual detective work

I wonder how a Batman Cyborg pairing would be

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:26:50 No.85270222 Report

Quoted By: >>85270237 >>85270282 >>85278086

Trinity shipping is stupid. Just cause there's a woman on the team doesn't mean one of the guys has to be fucking her. I think they work better if they all have their own LI in their own comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:27:42 No.85270231 Report

Quoted By: >>85270382 >>85271603

>>85270204

DC has been shipping Wonder Woman with Superman since the 80's, both in her own ongoing and Superman's ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:28:47 No.85270237 Report

Quoted By: >>85270242 >>85270360 >>85286148 >>85299796

>>85270222

But there are plenty of women in the JL over the years that were single, right?

Zatanna, for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:29:21 No.85270242 Report

Quoted By: >>85286104 >>85299796

>>85270237
She's pure

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:29:53 No.85270249 Report

Quoted By: >>85270292 >>85272458 >>85276421 >>85276634

I don't know Wonder Woman/Batman always made sense to me.

She comes from an Island of Goddesses to the realm of men so of course she'd be attracted to the best of these mortals so Bruce and Diana makes sense.

But I can see why others might not like it.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:29:53 No.85270250 Report

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>>85270209

Batman's mostly fucking Wally West's boypussy in them.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:30:10 No.85270254 Report

Quoted By: >>85272481

The fact Wonder Women isn't gay will never not bother me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:32:21 No.85270282 Report

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>>85270222
It is almost guaranteed that in a group of men and women, some of them are gonna fuck each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:33:07 No.85270292 Report

Quoted By: >>85271597

>>85270249

>She comes from an Island of Goddesses to the realm of men so of course she'd be attracted to the best of these mortals so Bruce and Diana makes sense.

Batman's everything the amazons despise in men, though: egotistical, stubborn, violent, manipulative and so on.

Superman makes more sense since he's a swell guy and pretty much a god-like figure. He'd remind Diana of her better patron male gods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:33:07 No.85270293 Report

Quoted By: >>85270331 >>85271492

>>85270186
Trinity shipping is shallow garbage because shippers are shallow garbage.

The hell if it is, the Diana/Clark thing could work if you played up the princess and the farm boy angle. Just harlequin novel that shit. But that would require a moment's thought, or giving a shit, so that ain't happening.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:37:05 No.85270331 Report

Quoted By: >>85271629

>>85270293

>The hell if it is, the Diana/Clark thing could work if you played up the princess and the farm boy angle. Just harlequin novel that shit. But that would require a moment's thought, or giving a shit, so that ain't happening.

They usually go with the idea of them being god-like figures that have a hard time relating with the mortals and their culture. This being the driving force pushing them together.

Diana's shown usually having a very innocent girl-like crush on Superman due to his nobleness and immense powers. Like as if he was a compassionate Greek God.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:40:21 No.85270360 Report

Quoted By: >>85270383 >>85276010

>>85270237

Vixen
Gypsy
Fire

That is, if we ignore the Fire/Ice.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:43:11 No.85270382 Report

Quoted By: >>85270519

>>85270231
but Lois won the Superbowl

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:43:16 No.85270383 Report

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>>85270360
>ignore Fire/Ice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:44:48 No.85270398 Report

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>>85270186
>fanfics
>shipping

This was your own damn fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:53:10 No.85270479 Report

Quoted By: >>85270541 >>85271247 >>85272498 >>85276543 >>85299875

Batman/Wonder Woman is for dumbass toonfags.
Superman/Wonder Woman is ridiculously out of character for both.
Superman/Batman is the patrician's ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:56:15 No.85270519 Report

Quoted By: >>85270924 >>85272507

>>85270382

Did she? We all know that back then most of the writers thought SM/WW was the ultimate end-game. It was all a matter of Lois Lane shedding her mortal coil. You can see that idea in most of the Elseworlds.

I think the only writer that pushed SM/LL as ultimate end-game was Grant Morrison, with DC One Million. Where Superman basically became a hikikomori without Lois until he had the means to clone her back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 12:58:14 No.85270541 Report

Quoted By: >>85270588 >>85272455

>>85270479

>Superman/Wonder Woman is ridiculously out of character for both.

Explain.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:02:19 No.85270588 Report

Quoted By: >>85270633 >>85270635

>>85270541
Diana likes them blond, Clark likes them human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:05:06 No.85270618 Report

Quoted By: >>85290965

The reason people, including DC, will always ship SM/WW is because the characters have too much in common. It's always like that. People tend to ship character that share the same traits.

>both wear the colors of the american flag
>both have super-powers
>both have immortality
>both are super-nice: just, caring, trust-worthy
>both share the same personality: leader-type, naive, charming
>both equal in appearance: tall, strong, black hair, blue eyes, beautiful
>both part of the big three
>both part of the same team

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:06:20 No.85270633 Report

Quoted By: >>85270671 >>85270719

>>85270588
>Diana likes them blond
Steve has been getting quite a bit of attention lately. Seems SC suddenly realized "Oh sit, WW has her own elements and supporting cast. Maybe we should use them!".

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:06:28 No.85270635 Report

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>>85270588

WW's human. She just has a bit of magic in her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:07:51 No.85270652 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186
>WW's boobs grow and shrink
>Batman slowly leans back
>Superman becomes a robot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:09:27 No.85270671 Report

Quoted By: >>85279102

>>85270633

I blame Marv Wolfman. When he did away with Steve Trevor, making him an old dude and setting him up with Etta Candy, Wonder Woman became basically a naive nun who suffered with a pathetic crush on the unattainable Superman.

After such a long time going through that all the new characters writers created over the years for her were simple met with resistance by the readers, because none of them could compare to Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:10:30 No.85270688 Report

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If it wasn't for Mera, Aquaman/Wonder Woman could make an interesting couple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:13:16 No.85270719 Report

Quoted By: >>85270880

>>85270633

Eh. You just know that WW will be pining for Papa Supes in the Trinity book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:26:13 No.85270880 Report

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>>85270719
I doubt it after what jurgens did to sm/wm shippers in action comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:29:36 No.85270924 Report

Quoted By: >>85270946

>>85270519
Nah because in alot of them they maje it known the Supes will always put lois first even after death.
And if they dont get together while Lois is alive and it takes death for Supes to pick someone else its not a good endgame. Its a second choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:31:19 No.85270946 Report

Quoted By: >>85270955 >>85271009

>>85270924

But Wonder Woman is content with being the second choice in most stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:32:21 No.85270955 Report

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>>85270946

Or more precisely, the "side ho".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:36:05 No.85271007 Report

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>>85270186
Shoulda just been superman's crotch saying it's time to move on

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:36:19 No.85271009 Report

Quoted By: >>85271107

>>85270946
Because its bad writing. WW deserves to be first choice.

Thats why injustice Wondy fucking sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:43:19 No.85271107 Report

Quoted By: >>85271297

>>85271009

It's how Post-CoIE Wonder Woman was shown for the longest time.

Wonder Woman had this hopeless crush on Superman where she would fantasize about their lives together, but because Lois was in the picture she'd stay content in just being friends with Superman and suffer in silence jealous of of what Lois had and how Superman loved her.
There were several stories where Wonder Woman tried to make a move only to be turned down because Superman loved Lois too much.

Then there were the Elseworlds from that time where Lois would die and Wonder Woman would jump at the chance to comfort and seduce Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:52:22 No.85271247 Report

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>>85270479
>Superman/Batman is the patrician's ship.
This is true.

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:55:54 No.85271297 Report

Quoted By: >>85271362 >>85271503

>>85271107
Again bad fucking writing. Thats not Wonder Woman. You shouldnt make someine pine like that. Its makes them look fucking pathetic. Its apart of the reason i dont like reading back on WW stories like these.
Because its not her. WW wouldnt love someone just for being godly. It would be okay if she like all of him but most writers write it as if she would find his powers worthy and needs a strong man to dominate her. This is how it was written in the nu52.

No you dint just dominate WW. She has to give you that control over her. So its an equal partnership.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 13:59:49 No.85271362 Report

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>>85271297

Wonder Woman didn't liked him just for being godly, although that was a huge aspect. She also liked him for being charming, courageous, compassionate and trusting. Basically for being a male version of her.

She thought he was like a Greek God, but a kinder version of the ones she knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:07:17 No.85271492 Report

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How did you miss the mountains of Superman/Batman though? Those are mostly ok.

>>85270293
>The hell if it is, the Diana/Clark thing could work if you played up the princess and the farm boy angle. Just harlequin novel that shit. But that would require a moment's thought, or giving a shit, so that ain't happening.

This is what bothers me the most probably. It could kind of work even if it wasn't OTP but they don't even try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:08:16 No.85271503 Report

Quoted By: >>85271544 >>85276276 >>85289764

>>85271297

In The New 52 Geoff Johns pushed Superman/Wonder Woman because he wanted to write a bad-end scenario with them to show why the couple was bad, but he never managed to do what he wanted.

So Superman and Wonder Woman basically started a relationship because they were feeling lonely and depressed for being out-casts as two god-like figures who couldn't relate or feel related by the puny mortals. So that would develop and end with a end-of-the-world scenario.

Trinity War would be all about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:10:29 No.85271544 Report

Quoted By: >>85271578

>>85271503
Also another non johns dropped plotline Superman/Wonder Woman made booster dissapear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:12:43 No.85271578 Report

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>>85271544

That was related it. Booster Gold, who's from the future, would see them together and realize something bad has happened because that's not how things happened in his future. Then shit would hit the fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:14:22 No.85271597 Report

Quoted By: >>85271731 >>85276985

>>85270292
>He'd remind Diana of her better patron male gods.
That means she should despise him. The amazons don't like the male gods. Zeus, Ares, Hades and Hercules take turns being WW villains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:14:40 No.85271603 Report

Quoted By: >>85271697

>>85270231
>DC has been shipping Wonder Woman with Superman since the 80's
>I don't read comics but I sure do read blogs

CoIE put Lois and Clark together and it took fucking Flashpoint to break them

Lurk moar, poast less my social media """"comics expert""""

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:16:24 No.85271629 Report

Quoted By: >>85271755 >>85272360

>>85270331
>They usually go with the idea of them being god-like figures that have a hard time relating with the mortals and their culture.
That is not Superman. At all. It's so out of character for Superman, it's another character entirely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:21:13 No.85271697 Report

Quoted By: >>85271969

>>85271603

Dude, are you shitting me? Even with Superman and Lois doing the whole "will-they-won't-they" before settling in 1990, Wonder Woman was still paired with Superman in her own ongoing and several other comics like the Justice League comics (which there were various at the time).

Even after Superman had married Lois they still played with the SM/WW thing, like when Superman and Wonder Woman were stranded in that dimension where the Norse Gods went through a constant cycle of Ragnarok for a millennia. You had Wonder Woman trying to seducing Superman and him turning her down saying that despite not being sure if they'd ever get out that he'd forever love Lois.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:24:00 No.85271731 Report

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>>85271597

She thinks her's like them, but only nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:25:01 No.85271755 Report

Quoted By: >>85272028 >>85272074 >>85279402

>>85271629

Yeah, SM/WW really takes out Superman humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:35:36 No.85271903 Report

Quoted By: >>85271950 >>85300880

>>85270186
>SM/WW more popular than BM/WW or BM/SM
I'm legit surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:38:10 No.85271950 Report

Quoted By: >>85300880

>>85271903

Yup.

The SM/WW fanfics are usually longer, having tons of chapters, and they're the ones with most "kudos" and reviews.

Then you've BM/WW, with less chapters and reviews, AND THEN SM/BM which is mostly one-shots about them fucking.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:39:24 No.85271969 Report

Quoted By: >>85272059 >>85272348

>>85271697
She's deep in that friendzone, the poor woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:42:47 No.85272028 Report

Quoted By: >>85272340

>>85271755
It doesn't have to be Lois to give him humanity. Jimmy or anyone he met during his time saving people could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:44:44 No.85272059 Report

Quoted By:

>>85271969

That was her for the longest time. Eventually after Superman marriage to Lois the writers felt that she had to move on, but every OC they introduced as a romantic interest was met with resistance. So Wonder Woman would at most hold hands with them. Not even kisses were shown. She was basically a nun.

Of course, then the cartoon aired and she started being paired lightly with Batman in JLA, but that was short lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:45:39 No.85272074 Report

Quoted By: >>85272108 >>85272340

>>85271755
Technically wondy's whole shtick is compassion and humanity

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:47:43 No.85272108 Report

Quoted By: >>85272144

>>85272074
But not when shes paired with Supes. It gets sucked out of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:49:42 No.85272144 Report

Quoted By: >>85272268

>>85272108
That's a bizarre phenomenon. The one uniting character trait is abandoned when putting them together. Who the fuck does this?

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:55:32 No.85272268 Report

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>>85272144
Its because alot of stories try to justify the relationship by stating they are prefect for one another because they are different from everyone else. That no one else has the same powers and thus only they can handle one another.
Its a power fantasy in every essence of the idea. Supes need a trophy and WW needs a man to put her in her place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:59:08 No.85272340 Report

Quoted By: >>85272422

>>85272028
>>85272074

The thing is that for some retarded reason the writers never explore the characters humanity when they're paired with.

For example, take Wonder Woman. You could use Superman and have him show her the good side of western culture with him taking her to Smallville to meet all the nice people there and share with her his life stories growing up in such a place. But... instead of that we've Superman taking Wonder Woman to his Fortress of Solitude to show her all the wondrous shit he has and them constantly dealing with meta-human/political crisis as some sort of royalty.

Superman too. Instead of exploring that very human side that Wonder Woman has you've Superman butting heads with her due to her behaving like an autistic warrior devoid of humanity.

When they're together Superman becomes to much of an alien and she too much of a warrior, instead of him being a farmboy and her being an ambassador.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 14:59:49 No.85272348 Report

Quoted By: >>85272397

>>85271969
For some reason I get trigged if Clark says Diana is his best friend, Bruce and Jimmy pop up before her for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:00:26 No.85272360 Report

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>>85271629
I think Superman wouldn't really have any problem understanding or relating to people, but lol if you don't think that being some sort of super-being immune to all the common human fears and with a completely different set of senses wouldn't give you even a slightly different perspective on life than the average joe over time.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:02:18 No.85272397 Report

Quoted By: >>85272453 >>85277072

>>85272348
You can have multiple besties
Besides, they have a "special" friendship

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:03:25 No.85272422 Report

Quoted By: >>85272474

>>85272340
status quo and fan hating SM/WM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:05:08 No.85272453 Report

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>>85272397

The fact that they want to fuck one another but are waiting their partners to die so that they don't feel like shitty human beings for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:05:13 No.85272455 Report

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>>85270541
Wondie is not really someone who can be in a relationship like that, she's too independent. That's why her love with Steve Trevor works so well, they mostly interact by her saving him. She needs someone to take care of.

Superman is actually a rather dependent person, he relies on the relationships in his life. Lois is very controlling, but not dominant like you'd think romantically. She's a classic tsundere, I think is what it's called in anime.

It's some stupid Freudian shit, but basically all it is is that there's no chemistry or dynamism to Supes/Wondie. They don't complement each other or offer each other anything. Superman doesn't need someone to lead him and Wondie doesn't need a sturdy foundation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:05:22 No.85272458 Report

Quoted By: >>85272490

>>85270249
>best of these mortals
But that's Superman. Read more comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:06:10 No.85272474 Report

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>>85272422

But i said that the relationship can work.

Just do Clark/Diana instead of SUPERman/WARRIOR woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:06:36 No.85272481 Report

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>>85270254
The fact that her characterization is congruent in this aspect throughout the years bothers me.

Back to fanfic.net/a03/tumblr with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:07:28 No.85272490 Report

Quoted By: >>85272570 >>85272580

>>85272458

Superman's an immortal, though.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:07:55 No.85272498 Report

Quoted By: >>85272844

>>85270479
>Superman/Batman

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:08:27 No.85272507 Report

Quoted By: >>85272564

>>85270519
wat

Crisis had Earth-Two Superman literally go to fucking Heaven with Lois.

I know that doesn't necessarily mean New Earth Superman has to be the same, but Superman/Lois Lane is as iconic a relationship as... Well, it's hard to even compare it to anything because it's THE iconic relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:11:51 No.85272564 Report

Quoted By: >>85272597

>>85272507

Earth-Two Wonder Woman had Steve, though.

It's the same with Earth-One Superman and Earth-One Wonder Woman. They both had Lois Lane and Steve Trevor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:11:54 No.85272565 Report

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>>85270186
If they weren't in the League together it would be fine, but you don't shit where you eat.

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:12:06 No.85272570 Report

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>>85272490
No hes fucking not. He just lives longer.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:12:28 No.85272580 Report

Quoted By: >>85272618

>>85272490
But he's also essentially the best the human race could produce. It's the irony of his character, the best being living amongst the humans isn't human at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:13:27 No.85272597 Report

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>>85272564

Earth-One Superman might have married Post-CoIE Linda Danvers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:14:28 No.85272618 Report

Quoted By: >>85272734

>>85272580

The human race didn't produced Superman, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:18:44 No.85272721 Report

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Wonder Woman being with Superman is weird because the whole deal is that she finds a man that makes her believe that not all men are shitty.

Sure, Superman's a male, but he's kryptonian. He was raised by humans and thanks to the Kents he's a swell guy, but he's still not human. He's another species. His biology works differently and that impacts in the way he thinks and view things.

That's also why i don't like Batman/Wonder Woman, because lets be honest here... Batman is a shitty human being. Dude's an ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:19:06 No.85272734 Report

Quoted By: >>85272798

>>85272618
It produced Clark Kent, who produced Superman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:21:45 No.85272798 Report

Quoted By: >>85272892 >>85272929

>>85272734

But what if Clark was human. Would he be such a nice guy? Would he have more flaws despite the Kents upbringing due to his biology? He might not be so nice. Maybe him being a kryptonian coupled with the Kents upbringing is what made him such a good person. Genes + good upbringing.

Wonder Woman could think that the only reason Superman is such a decent male is because he's not entirely human, specially when she works closely with people like Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:23:25 No.85272844 Report

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>>85272498
what are you a faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:25:33 No.85272886 Report

Quoted By: >>85289290

Superman/Batman works because Batman is pretty much Lois Lane.

You all know it to be true. Bruce's pretty much Lois with a dong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:25:42 No.85272892 Report

Quoted By: >>85272969 >>85273024

>>85272798
What made him a good man was that he lived a full and varied life. Two sets of good parents, a strong neighborhood community, the legion constantly visiting him from the future and taking him on adventures, his travels around the world before officially becoming Superman. Superman is a good example of why it's good to step outside your comfort zone as a person and take chances as they come to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:27:08 No.85272929 Report

Quoted By: >>85272957

>>85272798
And Flash, and Blue Beetle, and Green Arrow, etc. She knows men can produce nice guys.
Why would she even assume otherwise anyway? The entire point of her character is that she's the one amazon willing to give men a chance

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:27:58 No.85272955 Report

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>>85270186
I like Superbat and I like threesomes but other than that, all 3 have their own love interests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:28:03 No.85272957 Report

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>>85272929

>And Flash, and Blue Beetle, and Green Arrow

All shitty people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:28:36 No.85272969 Report

Quoted By: >>85273280

>>85272892
You know everything beyond growing up on a farm is extra shit constantly in flux

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:30:42 No.85273024 Report

Quoted By: >>85273104 >>85273125

>>85272892

But he's still a kryptonian. What if he being a human and doing the same would've changed him slightly, due to his human male perception and response to the experiences?

How much nature versus nurture come into play?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:34:01 No.85273104 Report

Quoted By: >>85273120

>>85273024
What if it wouldn't have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:35:06 No.85273120 Report

Quoted By: >>85273162

>>85273104

We will never know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:35:13 No.85273125 Report

Quoted By: >>85273146

>>85273024
If you're saying Kryptonians have a natural inclination towards being good and just, you're wrong. They're usually depicted as a slightly selfish, arrogant society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:36:31 No.85273146 Report

Quoted By: >>85273224 >>85274199

>>85273125

Nu52 Superman was nice because of genes. The Collector said that Superman would be incapable of killing him due to his kryptonian DNA, thanks to the moral imprint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:37:13 No.85273162 Report

Quoted By: >>85273209

>>85273120
Then I guess the questions don't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:37:31 No.85273169 Report

Quoted By: >>85273240 >>85284561

My completely subjective opinion I don't read a lot of comix:

Worst: Supes/Wondy
Bad: Wondy/Bats slightly better if it's smug loli Wondy and whiny shota Bats
Okay: Bats/Supes
Could work I guess: Trinity members with other JL members
Good: Trinity threesome
Better: Every super sticks to their own love interest(s)
Best: Every super takes another's love interest (ex: Superman/Catwoman)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:38:10 No.85273183 Report

Quoted By: >>85273279

If you insist on Trinity shipping, why you wouldn't ship SupesBats is beyond me. It makes the most sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:39:20 No.85273209 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273162

It does, because this is something that WW could wonder about.

She could say "I've never met a human male like Kal-El. In the end mother was right, but at least i found happiness in the Patriarchy world."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:40:07 No.85273224 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273146
Well that's stupid and detracts from the point of his parents. Why does he need the Kents if he was gonna be a good person anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:40:55 No.85273240 Report

Quoted By: >>85273271 >>85304697

>>85273169

>Best: Every super takes another's love interest (ex: Superman/Catwoman)

Unh... okay, but how would that work?

I can see Superman/Catwoman, but what about Batman and Wonder Woman? Who'd they date?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:42:33 No.85273271 Report

Quoted By: >>85273301

>>85273240
Batman and Cheetah, Wondy and Lois

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:42:48 No.85273279 Report

Quoted By: >>85273325

>>85273183

Because Batman would want Superman to live a happy and fulfilling life, and due to his pessimism and self-loathing he''d think that he'd never be able to give this to Superman, thus ending up pushing Superman unto others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:42:49 No.85273280 Report

Quoted By: >>85273762

>>85272969
But he didn't even grow up on a farm in the precrisis era. Pa owned a drug store that Clark helped out in. Frankly this is probably what's wrong with DCEU Clark, dude never had a chance to have a proper Superman childhood so its basically all being forced on him all at once rather than easing into the Superlife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:43:50 No.85273301 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273271

>Wondy and Lois

Eh... nah. Wondy/Harley Quinn works better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:45:08 No.85273325 Report

Quoted By: >>85273373 >>85274445 >>85274638 >>85275329 >>85300885 >>85301222

>>85273279
>tfw Bruce's only OTP is loneliness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 15:47:37 No.85273373 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273325

Yeah. I don't see Batman living haply ever after with anyone. Bruce needs to end miserable, lonely and full of regret because he can't continue being Batman forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:09:00 No.85273762 Report

Quoted By: >>85282734

>>85273280

>But he didn't even grow up on a farm in the precrisis era. Pa owned a drug store that Clark helped out in.

Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:28:08 No.85274199 Report

Quoted By: >>85274567

>>85273146
>Nu52 Superman was nice because of genes.

Man, the New 52 sounds dumber and dumber every time I hear about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:39:16 No.85274445 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273325
good
when he treats everybody like shit like he usually does, loneliness is the only thing he deserves

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:43:23 No.85274567 Report

Quoted By: >>85274751

>>85274199
No, he's misreading that scene or shitposting. It wasn't meant to be word of god, that was just the usual scientist type observing but not understanding. Assuming it was the fact that Clark was Kryptonian rather than his upbringing that made him a hero.

Of course he did not get to see what all we as readers saw in stuff like pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:45:59 No.85274638 Report

Quoted By: >>85274799

>>85273325
Justice League and JLU implies that wonder woman and him has some romantic intrest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:50:28 No.85274751 Report

Quoted By: >>85275373

>>85274567

It can be a combination of both. We all know that Grant Morrison prefers a more kryptonian and super Superman, more akin to the Silver Age, than the humanized version created by John Byrne. It's one of the reasons he wanted the Kents dead, because he felt that the Kents being alive and constantly being the voice of reason robbed Superman of his agency.

Superman has super-genes in it, making him extra moral, and could also remember his kryptonian past thanks to his awesome abilities, making him more close to Jor and Lara.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:51:46 No.85274799 Report

Quoted By: >>85274926 >>85278763

>>85274638
When he's going through his photos in Batman Beyond: Out of the Past, Zatanna, Selina, Lois and Barbara (thanks Timm!) show up but no Diana. Then again there was no Andrea or Talia either so, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 16:56:00 No.85274926 Report

Quoted By: >>85275125

>>85274799

>Lois

That's worse than having a picture of sweet young Barbara.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:03:10 No.85275125 Report

Quoted By: >>85275498

>>85274926
In Bruce's defense in-universe this was before her and Clark. So you can file it under any other fling she might have had, such as Lex.
Though, yeah, meta wise it's another case of the writers trying to stir the pot.

Babs is different though in that Bruce knew fully well he was taking advantage of Dick, Jim and Barbara's blind faith in him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:09:17 No.85275329 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273325
In the Timmverse it's hard imagining him Bruce with a happy ending, at most a satisfied one knowing Terry is looking over Gotham. But in the comics I personally think Bruce should end up with someone, whether it be Selina or someone else.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:10:39 No.85275373 Report

Quoted By:

>>85274751
I really can't agree that it's both considering Grant has always had evil Kryptonians in his works including this run. There's no reason to think he meant Kryptonians canonically have genes that make them good when he's done nothing but shown that's not true (and honestly the way it's worded makes it seem more like a psychological profile comment about not killing rather than even specifically a genetic observation about heroism, while it matters it's certainly not only the no-kill rule that makes Clark a hero).

The whole story is Brainiac trying to test Clark to see which one he'd choose to save. He flat out just doesn't understand Clark and probably doesn't understand any society in general (ESPECIALLY not humanity given how he describes them). This is literally the entire point of every city bottling story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:14:13 No.85275498 Report

Quoted By: >>85275587 >>85300805

>>85275125

In-universe is still bad, m8.

Sure, Bruce had a fling with her before she went on to marry Superman, but she still married Superman, didn't she? Superman's still one of your best friends.

You don't keep a photo of your friend's wife just because you fucked her waaaaaay back. It's creepy as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:16:45 No.85275587 Report

Quoted By:

>>85275498
Fair point.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:24:46 No.85275857 Report

Quoted By: >>85275969 >>85275980 >>85276162 >>85276334 >>85277155 >>85281177 >>85300996

Sooooo.... who should Diana fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:28:27 No.85275969 Report

Quoted By:

>>85275857
Steve or genderbent Steve

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:28:44 No.85275980 Report

Quoted By: >>85284784

>>85275857

Krypto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:29:41 No.85276010 Report

Quoted By: >>85276130

>>85270360
>Two girls are best friends and are very close
>They must be gay
Fuck you, you naive /co/mblr faggot. Besides if you go by JLI as well as Red Lanterns, everyone knows Guy and Ice were and shall be a couple. And if you go by JLU, fire and flash are a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:33:42 No.85276130 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276010

Dude, calm down. I just mentioned Fire/Ice because the JLI comic for a time implied implications that perhaps Bea might have deeper feelings for Tora other than just friendship. This was explored after Ice'd death when Ice II, Sigrid, showed up and was clearly into Bea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:34:31 No.85276162 Report

Quoted By: >>85276231 >>85280853

>>85275857
Billy Batson.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:36:36 No.85276231 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276162

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:38:01 No.85276276 Report

Quoted By:

>>85271503
>In The New 52 Geoff Johns pushed

And then he forgot about that shit as with everything and every other writer had to work with his shit. Just like when he destroyed the magic universe rules for his version of Captain MArvel, never did anything with that and the rest of magioc characters had to live under than Mother box.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:39:59 No.85276334 Report

Quoted By: >>85276393

>>85275857

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:41:25 No.85276393 Report

Quoted By: >>85276420 >>85286368

>>85276334

I... i don't even know who. Pic is too tiny. Martian Manhunter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:42:20 No.85276420 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276393
Let me see if i find a better one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:42:25 No.85276421 Report

Quoted By: >>85276569

>>85270249
Because Bruce tends to annoy Diana and while she feels that he's handsome and attractive she doesn’t want his his bagagge.

Also Diana doesn't like getting involved with crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:46:05 No.85276543 Report

Quoted By: >>85276605

>>85270479
It's necause Bruce and Clark have an actual relationship.

Just look at JLA#0 how it had pages with Superman's and Batman's death and in each one it focuses on Diana comforting either Bruce or Clark about the others death. That comic also had Diana feel like she was the third wheel of the Trinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:46:45 No.85276569 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276421

There's the frail warrior part too, but yeah. I can't see BM/WW. Batman is too much of an egotistical, controlling and stubborn jerk for Wonder Woman to find him appealing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:47:46 No.85276605 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276543

>Just look at JLA#0 how it had pages with Superman's and Batman's death and in each one it focuses on Diana comforting either Bruce or Clark about the others death. That comic also had Diana feel like she was the third wheel of the Trinity.

The funny thing is that Diana died once too and nobody cared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:48:40 No.85276634 Report

Quoted By: >>85276829 >>85276867

>>85270249
Batman is literally everything the amazons hate in men.
Arrogant, stubborn, manipulative, violent, aloof/angry (whatever personality writers give him usually is not a good one), etc.

Anyway one of things people seem to like about Bruce/Diana is the typical bad boy thing where the woman wants to "fix" him. But that's what his family is for and it never works, so Diana shouldn't get stuck with that shit too. She should have her own shit instead of trying to fix somebody else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:53:27 No.85276829 Report

Quoted By: >>85276867

>>85276634

>Anyway one of things people seem to like about Bruce/Diana is the typical bad boy thing where the woman wants to "fix" him. But that's what his family is for and it never works, so Diana shouldn't get stuck with that shit too. She should have her own shit instead of trying to fix somebody else.

I agree with you about Batman awful personality, but that's not the reason people ship BM/WW.

In pretty much 80% of the fanfics Batman is the shy emo girl while Wonder Woman's the assertive and handsome guy who's putting the moves and making Bat-Chan open up.

Shit is the gayest thing. They always turn Batman into a arrh ugguu anime girl.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:54:41 No.85276867 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276634
>>85276829

Batman is cartoon Raven. That's what they turn him into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 17:58:48 No.85276985 Report

Quoted By: >>85277171

>>85271597
>The amazons don't like the male gods.

No wonder they get their ass kicked every time they get invaded. Athena is a fucking coward when it comes to hand to hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:00:47 No.85277061 Report

Quoted By: >>85277346 >>85277420 >>85277510 >>85284653

Batman is used as a self-insert for the introverted/shy guys that dream about the perfect woman doing 90% of the work they don't have the guts to.

Basically, men that want to be courted by women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:01:05 No.85277072 Report

Quoted By:

>>85272397

>Diana: He is touching. He is touching me. He is touching me. Oh Hera, i'm gonna masturbate sooo much when I get back home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:03:41 No.85277155 Report

Quoted By: >>85280853

>>85275857

Steve Trevor or awkwardly try to seduce Captain Marvel then realize he is like 13 and feel rather uncomfortable about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:04:17 No.85277171 Report

Quoted By: >>85277383

>>85276985
They don't mind Hermes, I think he gave WW her flight in Perez's origin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:04:24 No.85277176 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186
god that picture just shows how awful superman and batman's new 52 looks are, especially supermans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:10:05 No.85277346 Report

Quoted By: >>85283047

>>85277061

And i guess people self-insert as Superman because they think that they deserve pussy for being in nice, in this particular ship i mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:11:41 No.85277383 Report

Quoted By: >>85277421 >>85277444 >>85277448 >>85277510

>>85277171

I could have sworn that during Azz run they wanted to castrate Hermes for being male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:12:44 No.85277420 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277061
>Basically, men that want to be courted by women.

This happened to me twice. It's pretty cool actually. At first you are confused, then it sinks in and it's pretty funny when SHE ask you out. God bless those girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:12:45 No.85277421 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277383

They did, but then again they were Azzarelo's amazons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:13:30 No.85277444 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277383
it's possible, they were pretty mean compared to most versions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:13:41 No.85277448 Report

Quoted By: >>85277515

>>85277383
Azz's amazons were fucking terrible people and terrible in general, so yeah they probably did want to castrate Hermes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:15:56 No.85277510 Report

Quoted By: >>85277563 >>85283047

>>85277061
>>85277383

If BM/WW is used by people that want to be courted by women and SM/WW is used by people that think they deserve women for being nice, how women that self-insert as WW see about WW/BM and WW/SM?

Femazons, please answer this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:16:14 No.85277515 Report

Quoted By: >>85277536 >>85277542

>>85277448

I don't know. I kinda liked Aleka.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:16:52 No.85277536 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277515
She was Artemis 2.0 so of course she's likeable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:17:12 No.85277542 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277515

She was just a swole Artemis, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:17:57 No.85277563 Report

Quoted By: >>85277588 >>85277592

>>85277510
They probably just wanna fuck Batman or Superman or see Wonder Woman dominate them both.

But most women prefer Superman/Batman due to cocks touching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:18:51 No.85277588 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277563

>But most women prefer Superman/Batman due to cocks touching.

True dat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:18:54 No.85277592 Report

Quoted By: >>85277664

>>85277563

Well. SuperBats IS the superior ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:22:07 No.85277664 Report

Quoted By: >>85277729

>>85277592

I wish there was a fanfic where Superman romance a transgered Batman/Batwoman.

Batman makes a cute girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:24:41 No.85277729 Report

Quoted By: >>85277849

>>85277664

/d/ might be able to give you details about that.

/co/ did something with Supes and rule 63 Batman where she was all tsundere for the supercock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:28:40 No.85277849 Report

Quoted By: >>85279143

>>85277729

Yeah, when i said transgendered i meant 63 Batman.

Batman's like a more autistic version of Lois Lane, which makes "her" more cuter.

The sad past, the self-loathing, the closed-off personality, the chaste life style, the humorless banter. So cute.

I can see her being self-conscious about her body scars and thinking that Superman will find her ugly because of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:37:48 No.85278086 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270222
but the way i ship it is Supes is the one fucking both of them, Bats and WW just have to learn to share

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:39:22 No.85278113 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186

>Superman in armor

Fuck no

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 18:59:29 No.85278763 Report

Quoted By: >>85279597

>>85274799
Im pretty sure thats because Beyond was made before JL/U

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 19:11:10 No.85279102 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270671

That was Perez. And post crisis was fairly strong for WW, if you ignore a few rough patches like amazons attack, WML, and any comic dealing with her romantic relationship with superman.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 19:12:55 No.85279143 Report

Quoted By:

>>85277849

Yeah. That sounds so fucking cute.

An Elseworld that involves the JL in feudal Japan has an scenario that is somewhat similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 19:21:10 No.85279402 Report

Quoted By: >>85279535 >>85283024

>>85271755
Not really, because he's the one with the humanity. He was raised by people, there's no reason for him not to stay connected with people even if he dates WW. Hell, he could even give Diana a better understanding of humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 19:25:38 No.85279535 Report

Quoted By:

>>85279402

He could do this without dating her. A shame this was never explored in the comic books. Just Batman and Superman showing her different aspects of humanity that they both love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 19:28:27 No.85279597 Report

Quoted By: >>85280385

>>85278763
They justify it by saying Bruce and Diana never actually dated, especially on the level that he and Barbara and everybody else did

She wanted to but he constantly rejected her

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 19:52:55 No.85280385 Report

Quoted By:

>>85279597
I understand that. I was just stating the bts reason as to why no picture.

I wish that they explored it in the beyond comics and we got the first plans to Wondy's disappearance with some tweaks and not the mess we got. Because even as a BMWW i would never accept WW settling for a AU Bruce just for love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:03:02 No.85280685 Report

Quoted By:

>>85280102 cute

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:04:08 No.85280720 Report

Quoted By: >>85300837 >>85301442

>>85270186
The only pairing that is better then Batman/Wonder Woman or Superman/Wonder Woman or Batman/Superman is his daughter Cassandra. the only love that truly matters.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:09:32 No.85280853 Report

Quoted By:

>>85276162
>>85277155
correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:10:54 No.85280888 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186
Supes/Batman is the best trinity pair

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:12:42 No.85280942 Report

Quoted By: >>85281038

Why do all these Batman casuals talk about Batman? You can always see they are Superman fans too because they spew the most generic bullshit since they hate the character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:15:13 No.85281012 Report

Quoted By:

I don't care about Superman/Batman most of the time, but the idea of them being older and together does things to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:15:43 No.85281028 Report

Quoted By:

I really prefer Steve Trevor
I mean, going by her origin story he was the reason she even went to visit the men's world
why does she need Superman?
besides taht, Superman has Louis Lane and Batman has his huge mental issues which take up 90% of his time

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:16:03 No.85281038 Report

Quoted By:

>>85280942
Im pretty sure it was the same dude if your talking about the 'hes too egoistical...' posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:16:35 No.85281060 Report

Quoted By: >>85281215 >>85281274

>All of these idiot casuals not understanding that the best ship is Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman
/co/ just doesn't read comics I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:20:29 No.85281177 Report

Quoted By: >>85289113

>>85275857
Dick Grayson. You know it to be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:21:51 No.85281215 Report

Quoted By: >>85281331

>>85281060
It's better without WW though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:24:04 No.85281274 Report

Quoted By:

>>85281060

Trinity Shipping is cancer, you faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:26:55 No.85281331 Report

Quoted By: >>85281343

>>85281215
>implying a perfect triangle is worse than making the penises kiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:27:36 No.85281343 Report

Quoted By:

>>85281331
She literally adds nothing but tits.

And you can get those with any magic gender changing ray as a plot device if you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 20:28:18 No.85281363 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186
>MSM
>WSW
>MSW
What does it mean /co/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 21:17:21 No.85282734 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273762
Yes. One of Superman's prime problems is the lack of real cohesion between his different era's so the character has become blander as time goes on and he congeals into a generic superhero character in most facets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 21:27:22 No.85283024 Report

Quoted By:

>>85279402

>Hell, he could even give Diana a better understanding of humanity.

We had this with Peter Tomasi in SUPERMAN/WONDER WOMAN and it was awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 21:28:21 No.85283047 Report

Quoted By: >>85283181 >>85284243 >>85284705

>>85277346
>>85277510
You don't read Superman to self insert you retards, you read it to get lost in the bombastic scifi stuff. You're not there to relate or have your silly desperate fantasies appeased unless it has do with making the world a better place. Why the fuck else do you think the guy got stuck with that shrew Lois in the first place. But since your some Batfaggot you probably don't understand the concept of liking the character unless they make you feel good about yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 21:33:35 No.85283181 Report

Quoted By:

>>85283047

Fanfics is all about self-insertion, fool, and Lois is appealing for people that think that if there were just strong enough, just assertive enough, than that friend they so desperately like would fall for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 21:37:12 No.85283296 Report

Quoted By:

The only fanfics I've ever read was a big nicktoons crossover series and some homestuck fap fics
Oh and some kingdom hearts AU shit a really long time ago
Any good DC ones? Preferably without sex but if it's really good than I won't mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:07:51 No.85284243 Report

Quoted By: >>85284531 >>85286011

>>85283047

Lois is hot, smart, courageous, charming, sassy and so on, the only problem she has is that she's a bit shallow, otherwise she'd have noticed that her nice and shy friend that had always been there for her is the same strong and charming stud she's infatuated with. If only she knew...

The whole Clark Kent/Superman deal is the same from those stories where the plain/nerdy girl who was never noticed in the school becomes the new hotty after a a makeup and hair change and thus is invited to the prom by the school's football star.

It's pure wish-fulfillment. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:09:13 No.85284288 Report

Quoted By: >>85284413 >>85301057

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:13:58 No.85284413 Report

Quoted By:

>>85284288

That just proves that Superman and Wonder Woman will never marry anyone, because they'll never have any time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:17:38 No.85284531 Report

Quoted By: >>85284705 >>85284721 >>85284801 >>85284880

>>85284243
Lois is a nosy, bitchy, shrew from around the office. She's hot in a generic comic book sense and she's generally brought up as a means of keeping him from seeming too awesome. Superman could easily shoot above Lois but he doesn't because the story isn't about him getting tons of hot women it's about him saving lives.

Something you can't say the same for is Batman whom the writers have tried to have screw most of the women in the DCU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:18:33 No.85284561 Report

Quoted By:

>>85273169

>I don't read a lot of comix
Obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:21:46 No.85284653 Report

Quoted By: >>85284808

>>85277061

Except he never gets any you fucking retard. You can have an aggressive woman like a stoic/withdrawn guy without it being some self-insert conspiracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:23:44 No.85284705 Report

Quoted By: >>85284775

>>85283047
>>85284531

Why are Superfags so insecure? Not to mention uninformed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:24:14 No.85284721 Report

Quoted By: >>85284929

>>85284531

Lois is curious, honest and courageous. She's not generic, bro. Specially when she has a huge inferiority complex due to her upbringing, since her military father wanted a son and not a daughter. So because of that she's a bit pushy and stubborn. That's why she also hates Kent cowardice and clumsiness.

>Something you can't say the same for is Batman whom the writers have tried to have screw most of the women in the DCU.

That's a lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:26:01 No.85284775 Report

Quoted By:

>>85284705
No Superfag would post such lies about Lois

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:26:32 No.85284784 Report

Quoted By:

>>85275980
Ksennin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:27:02 No.85284801 Report

Quoted By: >>85285352

>>85284531
In Batman's defense it's because Bruce's playboy thing requires he stays single, but every writer then has their own idea of who he might fool around with so without any doorstop like Lois to cut the shit Bruce ends up hopping from one fanfic setup to the next based on what the reader or writer at the time finds entertaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:27:09 No.85284808 Report

Quoted By: >>85284977

>>85284653

Dude, we aren't talking about the comics. We are talking about the fanfics.

In the fanfics Batman's usually shown as the withdrawn and chaste guy that gave up on his happiness but slowly melts thanks to Wonder Woman's charms and efforts. She's the one that does most of the work in the flirting.

Of course that in the comics the whole deal is different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:29:33 No.85284880 Report

Quoted By: >>85284944

>>85284531

Why do people say this? Can you name a single heroine that Bruce has had sex with? A single fucking one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:30:47 No.85284929 Report

Quoted By: >>85285025 >>85285352 >>85285442

>>85284721
>That's a lie.

Except it's not. Bruce's character is little more than a getaway power fantasy for people that desperately want to the be the alpha, awesome and great at everything person but aren't. It's why the character has no humbling factors the way Superman does. It interfere with the Edgy and Cool factor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:31:18 No.85284944 Report

Quoted By:

>>85284880
I think it's people projecting the problems of the DCAU and a few other alternate universes as canon in the main line, for whatever reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:32:14 No.85284977 Report

Quoted By:

>>85284808
So the fanfics are completely different from the reality. Do you also like Superman/WonderWoman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:33:39 No.85285025 Report

Quoted By: >>85285058

>>85284929

This is bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:34:48 No.85285058 Report

Quoted By: >>85285107 >>85285171

>>85285025
>D..Don't talk bad about my getaway fantasy mary-sue character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:36:23 No.85285107 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285058

uh-oh, he's pulling out the greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:37:25 No.85285148 Report

Quoted By: >>85285270 >>85285297

why is the Flash not lopped with Superaman, Batman and Wonder Woman? He seems just as popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:38:17 No.85285171 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285058
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:41:23 No.85285270 Report

Quoted By: >>85302358

>>85285148
Barry's not a golden age original, Jay would be awkward since they made them different generations

What you should be asking is why Aquaman and Green Arrow aren't in the club.

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Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:42:15 No.85285297 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285148
I think it has to due with the fact the Flash is a legacy. While Supes has never been replaced and WW and Bats replacements dont stick like Barry to Wally did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:44:41 No.85285352 Report

Quoted By: >>85285431 >>85285492 >>85285495

>>85284801
>>85284929

But Bruce doesn't fool around that much.

Batman has been paired with:

>Julie Madson (fucked)
>Vicki Vale
>Silver St. Cloud
>Vesper Fairchild
>Shondra Kinsolving
>Charlotte Rivers (fucked)

>Catwoman (fucked)
>Talia al Ghul (fucked)
>Poison Ivy
>Harley Quinn
>Jezebel Jet (fucked)
>White Rabbit (fucked)

>Zatanna Zatara
>Wonder Woman
>Black Canary
>Bekka
>Sasha Bordeaux (fucked)

That was it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:47:48 No.85285431 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285352

Superman's more of a ladies man than Batman. Real honesty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:48:16 No.85285442 Report

Quoted By: >>85285774

>>85284929
Well, while we're all talking out of our ass I guess I'll say most people who demonstrate an inexplicable, obsessive dislike towards Batman likely do so because they project onto him the handsome, wealthy, suave, popular, capable guy they knew but knew they could never be and simply hold contempt towards out of sheer petty, infantile spite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:49:44 No.85285492 Report

Quoted By: >>85285529 >>85285577 >>85301164

>>85285352

He fucked Vicki Vale and Silver

He's never dated Zatanna, Diana, Bekka, Dinah, Pamela, or Harleen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:49:49 No.85285495 Report

Quoted By: >>85291363

>>85285352

Also, fuck Kevin Smith. Batman never fucked Silver St. Cloud or humped Poison Ivy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:50:50 No.85285529 Report

Quoted By: >>85286065

>>85285492

He never fucked Vicki and he only fucked Silver in Kevin Smith's comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:52:50 No.85285577 Report

Quoted By: >>85285873

>>85285492
That anon said paired with, suggesting romantic tension or insinuation like with Isley.
The bracketed remarks likely were to illustrate cases where such relations were taken to a conclusion in some format, elseworld, one-shot or what have you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:54:20 No.85285617 Report

Quoted By: >>85285723 >>85285911 >>85301504

>>85270186
I think The shipping is fine as long as it never becomes a full relationship. I didn't have a problem when they just flirt and tease relationships, but as soon as it because a full on relationship it's becomes horrible. So if Writers wanted SM/WW(or BM/WW) to flirt and have some sexual tension, I don't give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:57:49 No.85285723 Report

Quoted By: >>85285831

>>85285617

The problem with SM/WW is that writers always force the "ultimate lovers" type of shit. So you either have Wonder Woman forever pining for her ideal man or Superman & Wonder Woman madly in love with each other to the point where their relationship pose a threat to the world (you know, them against everyone else).

Now BM/WW due to Batman's nature is always a doomed relationship that can never, ever happen.

But in Wondy's case she always get the short end of the stick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:57:54 No.85285729 Report

Quoted By: >>85285921 >>85285946 >>85286130

I always shipped Batman with Huntress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 22:59:44 No.85285774 Report

Quoted By: >>85285987 >>85286402 >>85286583

>>85285442
Do you think writers would eve saddlebag Batman with something like Clark Kent? Something that in no way accentuates any awesome characteristics he might have but rather puts him in an environment where hes neither the top dog nor something resembling a power fantasy? No. Now why do you think that is? Because the character serves the role of appealing to the readers id, he a juvenile fantasy for people who want to get all the girls, kick as much as they want uninhibited, and is always the top dog no matter who they talk to.

Do you think they would have done something like had the Joker shoot Bruce in the spine and leave him crippled for years? Kill him off for a while then bring him back as a hyper edgy version of himself. No that gets deffered to his expendable side acts so that Bruce remains the simple power fantasy he's always been for people who probably self diagnose themselves as sociopaths.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:01:23 No.85285831 Report

Quoted By: >>85286115

>>85285723
BMWW has never been explored to the point of endgame.
To say its doomed would only work if a relationship pass flirting has been written. We dont know how it would go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:02:44 No.85285873 Report

Quoted By: >>85286470

>>85285577

Well, if you count Elseworlds and the like there is...

>Linda Page (Golden Age Earth-2)
>Nocturna (Silver Age Earth-1)
>Julia Pennyworth (Silver Age Earth-1)

>Jillian Maxwell (1986-1994 - Post-CoIE/Pre-Zero Hour)
>Rachel Caspian (1986-1994 - Post-CoIE/Pre-Zero Hour)

>Lorna Shore (Batman Confidential - out of continuity story)

>Andrea Beaumont (TAS)
>Lois Lane (TAS)
>Batgirl (TAS)

>Chase Meridian (movies)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:03:32 No.85285911 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285617
The problem with WW/SM is that they had zero chemistry, they were just worse by being togheter.
The good thing about WW and BM was that they did had chemistry and that you knew they would never be togheter and they knew it too, so you never got relationship drama.
Diana and Clark were just 2 friends that had something in common and sayd "fuck it" let's be a couple. B/D was better since it was actually fun to see both character failing in a fun way

Also Bruce/Clark is best ship

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:03:46 No.85285921 Report

Quoted By: >>85286003 >>85286044

>>85285729

Fucking gross, dude. This is worse than him fucking Barbara Gordon.

Huntress was his daughter in the Pre-CoIE continuity in the Earth-2 universe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:04:34 No.85285946 Report

Quoted By: >>85286024 >>85293091

>>85285729
I ship Batman with Harley, Superman with Livewire and Wonder Woman with Steve because her other love interest don't really do anything for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:05:42 No.85285987 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285774

Superman has fucked Batman in Elseworlds.

There's an Elseworld where Superman is a huge and handsome noble samurai and Batman's a cute and sad ninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:06:12 No.85286002 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186
They should be in a three way relationship. Sups and Wondy take turns dominating Bats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:06:13 No.85286003 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285921
And in the current Earth-2 universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:06:21 No.85286011 Report

Quoted By:

>>85284243
Lois fell in love with Kent and married him post-Crisis. Pre-Crisis Lois was the one obsessed with Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:06:43 No.85286024 Report

Quoted By: >>85286108

>>85285946

What about Wondy and Orion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:07:04 No.85286044 Report

Quoted By: >>85286326

>>85285921
Yeah but Bertinelli isn't his daughter, they have no idea.

Actually, in current continuity, isn't Helena Wayne from Earth 2 currently in Earth 1 along with Powergirl? I don't know what the situation is with Bertinelli.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:07:46 No.85286065 Report

Quoted By: >>85286203

>>85285529

>He never fucked Vicki

Yes he has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:08:42 No.85286104 Report

Quoted By: >>85298412

>>85270242
>dated Constantine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:08:45 No.85286108 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286024
It was cute and had some potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:09:07 No.85286115 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285831
I think that people like BMWW for that very reason is harmless to both characters, and just like in real relationships the fun part is the flirting, and that's what we get, a few hero pairings with diana showing off , a few dates with bruce and diana (and bruce on dates is always fun), so you never get anything real, and also the characters acknowledge the same things that critics say: it doesnt work, wouldnt work etc.

Also "just promise me not him".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:09:29 No.85286130 Report

Quoted By: >>85286207 >>85286221

>>85285729
>wanting Dick and Bruce to fuck the same women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:10:09 No.85286148 Report

Quoted By: >>85286195

>>85270237
Zee fucked both bruce and constantine. She isnt pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:11:21 No.85286195 Report

Quoted By: >>85286606

>>85286148
Zatanna and Bruce haven't fucked

Bruce wants to fuck her but that's about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:11:28 No.85286203 Report

Quoted By: >>85286259

>>85286065

Oh... Gotham City Sirens? I didn't read that. Sorry.

I just know that in the 80's and and later when she was brought back during the Morrison phase as a foil to the Batfamily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:11:32 No.85286207 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286130

This.

Having Bruce, Dick, and Clark ever bang the same women as each other is just wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:11:56 No.85286221 Report

Quoted By: >>85286273 >>85286308

>>85286130
;^)

In all seriousness though, I thought Dick only fucked Helena Wayne, not Bertinelli.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:12:57 No.85286259 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286203

No it was from the Gotham Gazette one-shot that took place during Battle for the Cowl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:13:19 No.85286273 Report

Quoted By: >>85286362

>>85286221
Dick and Helena Wayne never fucked

They had that weird tension a long time ago and Johns said yeah Helena W was in love with Earth 2 Dick but they never fucked
But Dick and Helena B fucked in the Nightwing/Huntress mini, and Seeley is still entertaining the idea of Helena being one of Dick's love interests

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:14:25 No.85286308 Report

Quoted By: >>85286359 >>85286439

>>85286221

Holy fuck. Stop being gross, you guys.

Earth-2 Dick was basically an uncle to Helena Wayne. They never fucked. It's gross to think that they did.

New Earth Dick fucked Helena Bertinelli and that was awful too. Terrible comic. Helena out of nowhere became a fucking a slut in that mini.

Batman should never fuck ANY Huntress. Not matter if she's Bertinelli or not. It's gross for meta reasons.

I hate you all.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:14:50 No.85286326 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286044
She went bat home and i think died.

The other one was in Grayson and is now in Batgirl/Birds of Prey

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:15:44 No.85286359 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286308
they wanted to fuck tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:15:50 No.85286362 Report

Quoted By: >>85286620

>>85286273

Not a Dick fan, but that pairing never made sense, Helena Bertinelli is a bratty asshole, Dick should be way out of her league. Especially considering she was teammates with Barbara, it looks bad for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:15:58 No.85286368 Report

Quoted By: >>85286514

>>85276393
I don't if you can really ship Martian Manhunter with anyone. Dude just seems too broken after the horrific death of his entire family and species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:16:51 No.85286402 Report

Quoted By: >>85287326

>>85285774
>Do you think they would have done something like had the Joker shoot Bruce in the spine and leave him crippled for years?
I feel like you remembered Bane crippling Bruce but then tried to sweep it away by bringing up what happened to Barbara.

Also I imagine you're going to say Bruce recovered, while pretending like Barbara hasn't gone through just that. I also feel like you're ignoring all the situations where Bruce finds himself vulnerable in front of people he truly cares for like Alfred, Dick and Clark and is unable to find the words to convey his appreciation making him very much humbled.
Or how heavily he takes the toll of failure when cases like Jason's death occur
Or when Damian arrives in his life and he recognizes regardless of his acclaim the reality is he is not an ideal father figure or role model and has as much to learn as he does to teach and has only managed so far again because of the support of men like Alfred and Gordon keeping things in check.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:17:54 No.85286439 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286308
>icky ew blech gross GROSSSS UGGGGh I cant EVEN

So I guess with those budding breasts youre about due for your first period huh? Would explain why you're posting like this.

You must be 18 or older to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:18:39 No.85286470 Report

Quoted By:

>>85285873

Forgot to add Batwoma/Katty Kane, Bruce's aunt. He tapped that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:19:52 No.85286514 Report

Quoted By: >>85286644

>>85286368
>not shipping him with Aquaman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:21:28 No.85286583 Report

Quoted By: >>85286678 >>85287494

>>85285774

>Uses Superman as an analogue
>The most powerful, bravest, heroic, charismatic, charming, kind-hearted, handsome person in the universe

el oh el.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:21:57 No.85286606 Report

Quoted By: >>85286751

>>85286195
>Zatanna and Bruce haven't fucked

Poor you. After bruce death it was pretty clear. Also Zatanna is the one most interested in the pairing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:22:12 No.85286620 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286362
Dick and Helena fucked before Helena was friends/team mates with Barbara and before Dick was with Barbara
Simone had fun with that a little in her BOP run

Anyway I think it could work if it was like Batman and Catwoman's relationship except if Helena actually became less of a bad girl/antihero thanks to Dick's influence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:22:46 No.85286644 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286514
Get my fucking gun, and then my regular one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:23:30 No.85286678 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286583
I think most of those technically apply to Dick Grayson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:25:20 No.85286751 Report

Quoted By:

>>85286606

Bruce and Zatanna never fucked, dude.

Also, i went back and Batman did realy fuck Silver St. Cloud and Vicki Vale.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:26:46 No.85286804 Report

Quoted By:

There's only one lady for Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:30:22 No.85286955 Report

Quoted By: >>85287104

Superman's more popular in-universe with the ladies than Batman.

If you count the Legion of Super-Heroes, the various Justice League formations, the general super-heroines, the super-villains, the space-conquerors and the normal women Superman's pretty much the guy they all want.

I remember that in Justice League... International? Europe? Pretty much all the girls had a crush on Superman, which would drive Maxima crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:34:04 No.85287104 Report

Quoted By: >>85287220

>>85286955
That's because Batman is crazy, scary and mean. If Batman acted like Bruce Wayne around the other heroes they would all want to fuck him to some degree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:36:51 No.85287220 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287104

Batman is crazy, scary and mean, but Bruce Wayne as people know him is shallow, sexist, lazy, snobbish and pretty much any bad stereotype about rich playboys.

Only a few people know the true Bruce and even they sometimes think that he's a bit of an asshole, albeit a sad one. Like that cute puppy that will bite people's ankles out of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:39:37 No.85287326 Report

Quoted By: >>85287497 >>85287515 >>85288796

>>85286402
>Also I imagine you're going to say Bruce recovered, while pretending like Barbara hasn't gone through just t

Yeah because Bruce's back being fucked for a year in a storyline where he came back better than ever sure is the same as Babs getting shot and being paralyzed for 20 years. He's a sue, accept it the rest of the stuff you listed is literally the kind of garbage that the average ff.net author tries to add to a character to make them seem deep. I believe tumblr calls it manpain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:44:06 No.85287494 Report

Quoted By: >>85287534 >>85287584

>>85286583
Yeah because it was Superman that needs stories like Endgame and DKR where he shows up and kicks Batman's ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:44:14 No.85287497 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287326
>Nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh!
Okey doke, I'll say hello to Chad for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:44:36 No.85287515 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287326

Let's be honest, the only reason why Barbara didn't had her back healed PRONTO was because the character had nothing to her. She was fucking boring as Batgirl. That's why she hadn't been used for the longest time before The Killing Joke.

Then John Ostrander came in and turned her into a good character that could be used by writers as information broker. She was better as Oracle than Batgirl, and because Oracle was a cripple she remained that way.

That's it. If people really liked Barbara as a character she'd have been back in less that a year.

And characters having tons of flaws and being full of sad shit in their past isn't used just to make characters look good. Female characters are used that way as well. Take any badass chick that has a bad past full of tragedy but persevere despite of it, but due to that is closed off. People love characters like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:45:08 No.85287534 Report

Quoted By: >>85288653 >>85289350

>>85287494

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:46:34 No.85287584 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287494

Batman kicks supers ass because he's "human". That's the only reason why they do it.

For example Green Arrow was the only one capable of taking Deathstroke in Identity Crisis for that same reason. Deathstroke managed to fight the entire Justice League, but then got his shit owned but the human Green Arrow, because humans are awesome that way,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:18:34 No.85288653 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287534

Was this the one where Superman almost killed Batman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:19:57 No.85288707 Report

Quoted By: >>85288790 >>85288847 >>85288912

Sups and WW.

Both are super human and more traditional. I don't even know how Batman could withstand a leg lock from WW.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:22:39 No.85288790 Report

Quoted By:

>>85288707

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:22:49 No.85288796 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287326

there's nothing more pathetic in /co/ than butthurt people over batman, you guys focus so much on hating the character, time you could spend reading other comics. There's nothing mary sue about the character, he is OP, just like Superman, but being OP is far from being a mary sue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:24:08 No.85288847 Report

Quoted By: >>85289150

>>85288707

>I don't even know how Batman could withstand a leg lock from WW.

That's pretty dumb, man. Batman's prepared for anything, ANYTHING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:25:45 No.85288912 Report

Quoted By: >>85289045 >>85289150

>>85288707
>I don't even know how Batman could withstand a leg lock from WW.

Bruce would ask Superman for help, and they will train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:29:18 No.85289045 Report

Quoted By:

>>85288912

Batman and Superman has fought, trained, hugged, hand-shaked and kissed several times before.

Batman knows the moves.

If Batman managed to make passionate love with Superman in the Wayne Manor he can survive Wonder Woman's kegels.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:31:10 No.85289113 Report

Quoted By: >>85289201 >>85289309

>>85281177
Dick is for Karen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:32:09 No.85289150 Report

Quoted By:

>>85288847
>>85288912

I bet he is training since the first day he met her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:33:21 No.85289201 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289113

Just use what you what Batman taught you, Dick, and go to your happy place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:35:37 No.85289290 Report

Quoted By: >>85289443

>>85272886
What about Superman/Batman/Lois Lane? This is my ot3 but there are like 2 fics for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:36:13 No.85289309 Report

Quoted By: >>85289514

>>85289113
There's enough Dick to go around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:37:19 No.85289350 Report

Quoted By:

>>85287534
>I meant to do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:39:42 No.85289443 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289290

No, because it ends in betrayal and jealousy. That's also why i don't like Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman threesomes, and there are good fanfics about that sort of thing. They always come as shitty people that only care about themselves.

Or Superman lets Lois down gently and go to marry Batman, or nothing. It has to be done right and cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:41:44 No.85289514 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289309
is dick having an orgasm in that third panel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:47:12 No.85289674 Report

Quoted By: >>85289721 >>85289741

Aside from Zatanna, there's any superhero Bruce had actually fucked?

I know Black Canary was attracted to him at the start of her career but i'm sure nothing happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:48:56 No.85289721 Report

Quoted By: >>85289806

>>85289674

BATMAN NEVER FUCKED ZATANNA. I'll punch your sorry ass, nigga. I fucking will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:49:45 No.85289741 Report

Quoted By: >>85300864

>>85289674
bruce and zatanna have never got it on

dick and zatanna however were implied to be friends with benefits in young justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:50:11 No.85289764 Report

Quoted By: >>85289827 >>85289995

>>85271503

Sure as hell didn't seem that way with the massive push it got, even in the animated films. Would explain why they lacked any chemistry and was boring as hell.

Then again it's always lacked chemistry, or I have yet to see a good version of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:51:20 No.85289794 Report

Quoted By: >>85289841 >>85289891

r8 my OTP
Batman/Batman
Superman/ Louis Lane
Wonder Woman/ Powergirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:51:36 No.85289806 Report

Quoted By: >>85289903

>>85289721
>BATMAN NEVER FUCKED ZATANNA.

He did, and he loved every inch of his batdick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:52:24 No.85289827 Report

Quoted By: >>85289995

>>85289764
Johns probably would have broken them up in his actual Superman run but he didn't stay on that book long enough to see it through for whatever reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:52:36 No.85289841 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289794
7/10
3/10
0/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:54:14 No.85289891 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289794
>Batman/Gotham
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:54:42 No.85289903 Report

Quoted By: >>85290054

>>85289806

No, he didn't. Shut up. They were friends when they were younger and Zatanna and Bruce thought about a few times how things could have been different if they had acted on their desires back then, but nothing ever happened.

It's one of those bittersweet childhood romances where you keep thinking back on it and wondering how different your life would have been if something had happened, but we all know that this was never a possibility because Bruce had to continue with his destructive path.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:55:26 No.85289919 Report

Quoted By: >>85289972

>>85270186
Looks like her breasts got a debuff in the last panel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:56:48 No.85289972 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289919

Superman & Batman titties got bigger while Wonder Woman's got smaller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:57:33 No.85289995 Report

Quoted By: >>85290047

>>85289827
>>85289764
Johns had a bad idea, got bored by his own idea and forgot about that and others had to deal with his mess. It's what he did in new52.

But my guess is that he wanted to do a big deal out of their split. and that included a fight between the 2 of them, someone on DC pointed that showing Supes and wondy hitting their partners when they are breaking up was a terrible idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:59:07 No.85290047 Report

Quoted By: >>85290098

>>85289995

TRINITY WAR would be about Superman and Wonder Woman break-up and Batman pocking his nose in the mess escalating everything into a huge war against Amanda Waller's JLA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 00:59:15 No.85290054 Report

Quoted By: >>85290272

>>85289903
Bruce took Zee's flower m8.

She was with TALIA and CATWOMAN mourning Bruce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:00:28 No.85290098 Report

Quoted By: >>85290196 >>85290291

>>85290047
>escalating everything into a huge war over a break up
What the premium fuck do they put in Johns cereal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:03:29 No.85290196 Report

Quoted By: >>85290352

>>85290098

The idea was that Amanda Waller, and the US gov as an extension, feared the JL and specially Superman/Wonder Woman relationship.
Then you had the "villains society" behind the curtains playing everybody.
And Batman concerned about Superman & Wonder Woman starting shit, like invading other countries because it was "right".

This plot-points would converge in a huge war due to Superman and Wonder Woman breaking up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:05:09 No.85290272 Report

Quoted By: >>85290377 >>85300390

>>85290054

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:05:36 No.85290291 Report

Quoted By:

>>85290098
cocaine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:07:26 No.85290352 Report

Quoted By:

>>85290196

That sounds like such a cluster fuck of a story and not even in a good way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:08:18 No.85290377 Report

Quoted By:

>>85290272

Oh, man. Bruce was with Jezebel Jet just because he wanted to know more about the Black Glove. That's sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:23:28 No.85290965 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270618
superman isnt immortal you fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:34:19 No.85291340 Report

Quoted By: >>85291639

Superheroes should normally date Normies not other heroes

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:34:51 No.85291363 Report

Quoted By: >>85292135

>>85285495
But it's canon anon because you know Kevin Smith's stuff sold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:43:11 No.85291639 Report

Quoted By:

>>85291340

But Superman is the biggest normie there is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 01:58:33 No.85292135 Report

Quoted By:

>>85291363

But then that makes Batman pissing himself canon too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 02:26:02 No.85293091 Report

Quoted By: >>85293447

>>85285946
I can get Livewire, but Harley?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 02:36:43 No.85293447 Report

Quoted By: >>85296084

>>85293091
Harley loves Batman. She only pretends to hate him to fit in with Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 03:45:14 No.85296084 Report

Quoted By:

>>85293447

Go fuck yourselves, Palmiotti and Conner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 05:05:06 No.85298412 Report

Quoted By: >>85299464

>>85286104
He's gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 05:56:43 No.85299429 Report

Quoted By: >>85299530 >>85299548

Fanfic numbers on Archive of Our Own:

Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne (2,390)
Diana (Wonder Woman)/Bruce Wayne (261)
Diana (Wonder Woman)/Clark Kent (99)

The patrician ship won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 05:59:25 No.85299464 Report

Quoted By: >>85299563

>>85298412
John Constantine goes with the flow. He has no sexuality.

The man fucked a lesbian for goodness sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:03:17 No.85299530 Report

Quoted By:

>>85299429

Looking at that site, the number of gay stories vastly outweighs the number of straight ones. Except for Oliver Queen and Felicity, there's like 10k of those.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:04:39 No.85299548 Report

Quoted By:

>>85299429

Do Fanfiction.net now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:05:45 No.85299563 Report

Quoted By: >>85301351

>>85299464

There's a whole side dedicated to this ship:

https://batmanwonderwoman.com/fanfiction/

Fucking mental, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:21:02 No.85299796 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270237
>>85270242

how the fuck do you guys think she became a wizard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:25:10 No.85299875 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270479
>Superman/Batman is the patrician's ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:50:30 No.85300310 Report

Quoted By:

>>85270186
All trinity pairings are boring and shit unless it's the Wildstorm versions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 06:54:20 No.85300390 Report

Quoted By: >>85300771

>>85290272

Kek, Zatanna offers Catwoman to change her mamories to suffer less...
Guess that Zee did with her own memories. Your waifu isnt pure!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:13:16 No.85300748 Report

Quoted By: >>85300798 >>85300817

>>85270186
Don't know where you are finding your fan fic, but the vast majority (in the tens of thousands) I ever see are mostly SuperBat (Clark and Bruce), and then various other permutations (Wally and Bruce for the weird women who are now middle age but were kids when JL was first on), Hal and Bruce (for whom and why who really knows).

Diana is usually paired with Steve the most, then Bruce, but also sufficiently enough with Clark. You can find some Clark, Bruce, Diana threesomes, especially some genuinely icky ones where they are having sex in the barn while visiting Martha and Jonathan in Smallville (as if they couldn't afford a decent hotel room or simply wait till they got transported back to the Watchtower or something).

Middle age women and Japanese teenage girls have hella weird fantasies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:15:06 No.85300771 Report

Quoted By: >>85300851

>>85300390

Stop doing this.

Bruce didn't sleep with Zatanna. He'd never pump and leave. He's not that way. Specially when they've known each other for such a long time and care and respect each other to such a degree, Bruce doesn't enter relationships willy-nilly. If they had gotten together they'd be together for a long time and that's why it never happened. Bruce is pretty serious anc chaste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:16:30 No.85300798 Report

Quoted By: >>85301422

>>85300748

>You can find some Clark, Bruce, Diana threesomes, especially some genuinely icky ones where they are having sex in the barn while visiting Martha and Jonathan in Smallville (as if they couldn't afford a decent hotel room or simply wait till they got transported back to the Watchtower or something).

L-link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:17:05 No.85300805 Report

Quoted By: >>85300839

>>85275498
...Fine, I'll start deleting if it's so creepy. They're just memories, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:17:46 No.85300817 Report

Quoted By: >>85301744

>>85300748

Can you recommend me some Superman/Batman were they really, really love each other, but with no dicks touching? Just two guys loving one another more than anything in a very heterosexual way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:18:40 No.85300837 Report

Quoted By:

>>85280720
Stop making me wish Batman and Sons was back up again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:18:49 No.85300839 Report

Quoted By:

>>85300805

Memories of what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:19:27 No.85300851 Report

Quoted By: >>85300881

>>85300771
There was an entire issue about how zatann a can erase harmful memories. And she offers to do the same for Catwoman... IMPLICATIONS. She got Bruced

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:20:14 No.85300864 Report

Quoted By:

>>85289741
Bruce and Zatanna Osananajimi Friendship.

Don't ruin it. Female bros are best bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:20:45 No.85300880 Report

Quoted By: >>85300934

>>85271903
>>85271950
All you have to do is run a search to realize you two don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:20:46 No.85300881 Report

Quoted By:

>>85300851

B-Bruce would never do this...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:20:53 No.85300885 Report

Quoted By: >>85300900 >>85300912

>>85273325
Why deny yourself from what you truly want in life, your love for this city, it's protector. Dont let a boy do a man's job, embrace what you are and become the knight of this city once more...become the father of our child.
Just a quick dip can change everything, Detective

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:22:00 No.85300900 Report

Quoted By:

>>85300885
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:22:29 No.85300912 Report

Quoted By: >>85300946

>>85300885

I'll never get Ra's twisted mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:23:41 No.85300934 Report

Quoted By: >>85301868 >>85301953

>>85300880

SM/WW have the most chapters and reviews, though.

I usually like reading very long fanfics, because then... what's the point? So i'm usually stuck with those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:24:16 No.85300946 Report

Quoted By: >>85300985

>>85300912
Once you get his age, a hole is a hole. His or hers or its.

Even his own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:26:04 No.85300985 Report

Quoted By:

>>85300946

But he's inside his daughter begging his enemy to take a dip inside her, him... that is...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:26:34 No.85300996 Report

Quoted By: >>85301040

>>85275857
So how old would diana need to be to get like batman beyond - Bruce Wayne old? Have they ever explored a granny diana? I imagine even superman would be dead by the time she comes even close to dying, she would die alone like Bruce but waaaaaay down the line.
I honestly would love to see a super far away future with an old diana, exploring her past, glory days and present.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:28:40 No.85301040 Report

Quoted By:

>>85300996

Wait, didn't Superman and Diana bumped their uglies in Kingdom Come and had a bunch of children? Where was she when we were shown grandpa Clark watching the LoSH in the far future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:29:37 No.85301057 Report

Quoted By: >>85301085

>>85284288
>diana
>crying
Pffft
The only crying she will be doing is through her amazonian pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:30:51 No.85301085 Report

Quoted By:

>>85301057

Come on, man. Decorum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:35:00 No.85301164 Report

Quoted By: >>85301213

>>85285492
Yes, Bats didn't really DATE Bekka but he certainly fucked her. It happened during the run of Superman/Batman in the 2000s when one of Darkseid's minions was trying to use Clark to rescue the big guy from the Source Wall and Bekka was trapped on some satellite moon or something and helping Bruce out while he was trying to rescue Clark. Orion was very pissy about it when he finds out at the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:38:21 No.85301213 Report

Quoted By:

>>85301164

>Bats didn't really DATE Bekka but he certainly fucked her

No, just kisses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:38:53 No.85301222 Report

Quoted By: >>85301278

>>85273325
Doesn't mean he can't attempt at happnies with others girls until he realize it useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:41:56 No.85301278 Report

Quoted By: >>85301523

>>85301222

No. Stop trying to turn Batman into a slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:45:43 No.85301351 Report

Quoted By:

>>85299563
There's like THREE whole sites just dedicated to fan fiction for the Lois & Clark tv show, that's about Lois and Clark (with the concessional odd Cat Grant and someone or other, Jimmy and Clark, and Perry White and others). That doesn't mean squat.

You can run a search and find like 80 stories about say Dark Wolverine and Johnny Storm. Then find out that 30 of them are written by the same teenage girl in Okinawa with too much time on her hands and a high speed internet connection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:50:17 No.85301422 Report

Quoted By: >>85301462

>>85300798
It's on Ao3 they have a decent search function - unfortunately you can't omit weird shit out of searches - for some reason, there are some women on there really into werewolf sex, with B&D S&M overtones OR who want to write Clark, Diana and Bruce but turn Bruce OR Clark into a girl version or some other effed up shit. You can search for that one just by search for Bruce, Clark and Diana and adding Martha and Jonathan. There's actually several of them of them having threesomes (just like you can icky ones of all the Avengers having sex with the Hulk while he's he's Hulked out).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:51:24 No.85301442 Report

Quoted By:

>>85280720
If that's TIM, why is he so tall?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:52:33 No.85301462 Report

Quoted By: >>85302014

>>85301422

Wow... wait, how the Avengers even survive? I mean, do they come with some explanation? We're talking about the movie version, right? I can see Thor taking it like a champ, but fucking Falcon? That nigga gonna die from ass-bleeding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:54:59 No.85301504 Report

Quoted By: >>85301527 >>85301635

>>85285617
>bm/ww
That's some comfy ass shit going on right there, they make such a cute couple.
I would love to see them taking time of their busy schedule on their anniversary just to do regular stuff or not a day off, knowing how bats is, but at least some type of bonding, like bruce teaching her how to do detective work since she's a fast learner, diana teaching bats her fighting ways since he is as well, bats making her a bat suit so she can fight crime along side with him on their anniversary and the next year she gives him like a Greek armor and then they fight her crimes toghether and shit with Greek themed costumes :3
Maybe diana helping Alfred do the dishes to get young Bruce stories off of Alfred while he's in the shower,Barbara and ww training on the batcave, ww and bats remodeling the batcave,
>on second thought, diana, can you move the giant penny back to where the dinosaur was? It's what everyone looks at first, well the few that come here, it always gets people talking. Also I don't want Alfred near the edges of the cave, he could fall, though I've already have 3 contingency plans in case the first or second one fails.
>how did you moves these in the first place?
>oh I called Clark, sometimes he didn't want to visit so i would lie and tell him the joker was about to kill Alfred or some shit and he'd come speeding like the devil, then I'd tell him is a joke, "well Clark since you're here already, can you help me move the batwing?" I think he's catching on, but don't worry, zatanna owes me a favor, she can wipe his mind of specific stuff like *snaps* that. Don't tell him I said that
>he probably heard it, he can hear your heartbeat through space, Bruce
>I already have a contingency plan for that, diana, this cave is super hearing proof, I'm the fucking batman, baby! I'm always prepared!
>don't call me baby, Bruce

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:56:01 No.85301523 Report

Quoted By: >>85301616 >>85301665

>>85301278
Batman needs to be a slut. Otherwise who will teach Dick how to be one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:56:13 No.85301527 Report

Quoted By: >>85301579

>>85301504
Autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 07:59:20 No.85301579 Report

Quoted By:

>>85301527
Let me dream!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:01:33 No.85301616 Report

Quoted By: >>85301995

>>85301523

Superman can teach him. We all know that Superman's the guy that all girls dream about. Keep Batman pure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:02:51 No.85301635 Report

Quoted By:

>>85301504

This is embarrassing.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:04:38 No.85301665 Report

Quoted By:

>>85301523
Barbara

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:10:47 No.85301744 Report

Quoted By: >>85301767

>>85300817
There's a woman named Mithen who does write porn, but she also writes long-form story and she actually reads the comics. She has some weird kinds (she wrote this really long story about Clark and Bruce where they are wrestlers. I mean REALLY LONG - Game of Thrones long, I didn't even bother to check out the first chapter to see if it was worth getting into to).

You just have to look for work that is NOT marked EXPLICIT. Or you can sort for TEEN or GENERAL.

You can also look for BROTP but most of that is Lois/Clark or Bruce and someone else, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:12:44 No.85301767 Report

Quoted By: >>85302062

>>85301744

>BROTP

What does that mean?

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:19:27 No.85301868 Report

Quoted By: >>85301890

>>85300934
Because there are so few. They flock to the same stories and writers. BM/WW is poor pooular with casuals. Tumblr is starting to love it again out the vocal 'amazons are all lesbo' crowd.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:21:22 No.85301890 Report

Quoted By:

>>85301868
*more popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:26:02 No.85301953 Report

Quoted By: >>85302002 >>85302204

>>85300934
Searching the top level tier for DC (which is DCU, but a few things still fall out), the top for COMMENTS (which doesn't mean most reviews since some are just keysmash crap and in some cases the author responds to every review, so if the story legit has 50 comments and she respond to every one that means 100 comments where as two other stories might have legit 55 or 75 comments, etc.).

But the rank for comments and word counts would be the same:

Oliver Queen/Felicity Smoak (7587)
Clark Kent/Lex Luthor (5397)
Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne (1912)
Tim Drake/Jason Todd (1550)
Barry Allen/Leonard Snart (1408)

If you search just by Bruce, his top relationships are:

Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne (2390)
Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne (821)
Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne (519)
Jason Todd/Bruce Wayne (400)
Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne (219)
Diana (Wonder Woman)/Bruce Wayne (214)

The top ten stories in size under Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne are over 100K words. The top 50 are still fairly close to 50K words being about 47-48K at the bottom end (##s 44-50).

Clark and Diana doesn't even 100 stories with that pairing. Two of the longest are over 100K with the longest over 200K words but #3 barely hits 43K.

Ao3 is the largest board of it's type and gets the most traffic. Many people on Live Journal, tumblr and FanFictionNet cross-post there because of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:28:39 No.85301995 Report

Quoted By: >>85302017

>>85301616
I don't know how Pure Batman can be after all the time he spent with Selina. She's had to slut him up a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:28:50 No.85302002 Report

Quoted By: >>85302127

>>85301953

>Clark Kent/Lex Luthor (5397)
>Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne (1912)

Wait, what? That's a huge difference there also.

>Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne (821)

That's so wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:29:43 No.85302014 Report

Quoted By: >>85302059

>>85301462
Pre-Falcon. We're talking original (MCU line-up) where the only female there was Natasha. So this was Cap, Tony, Clint, and Thor all lining up to please Hulk with Natasha there to guess cheer them on and provide natural lubrication. Or maybe pass out semi-trailer inner tubes for use as condoms?

And who said they didn't pass around Hulk like a receptacle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:29:52 No.85302017 Report

Quoted By: >>85302097

>>85301995

That was pretty much rape. She forced herself on him. The woman should be in jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:33:05 No.85302059 Report

Quoted By:

>>85302014

This is why we need the Accords!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:33:16 No.85302062 Report

Quoted By: >>85302085

>>85301767
Sigh. Urban dictionary dude.

OTP means they want Mulder to get with Scully. Or Lois to end up with Clark. Or Felicity to end up with everyone. It means one true pair or some such.

BROTP just means BROMANCE. Meaning Clark and Bruce are true brothers from separate mothers. Or Hal and Barry are bromantic buds. It means non-sexual.

Like Booster and Ted.
Or Wally and Dick.
Or Dick and Roy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:34:53 No.85302085 Report

Quoted By:

>>85302062

Oh, nice.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:35:24 No.85302097 Report

Quoted By:

>>85302017
You can't rape men, silly anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:36:38 No.85302112 Report

Quoted By:

This thread has been really weirdly informative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:37:42 No.85302127 Report

Quoted By: >>85302160

>>85302002
>Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne (821)
What can I say. Middle age moms and teenage girls in Japan have some fucked up fantasies.

Yeah for some reason, right now there are way more Lex and Clark stories because of Smallville. There's a lot of Batman related stories but that's because of there being Jason/Dick, or Tim/Kon, or Dick/Damian or all sorts of other weird shit, lots of Batfamily where they imagine Alfred happily making cookies for Dick, Barbara (who apparently no longer speaks to or spends holidays with Jim because she spends them all at Stately Wayne Manor), Jason, Tim, Cass, Stephanie, Damian, Ace, Titus, Batcow, etc. etc. while Bruce is grumpy and irritated and Harley and Ivy and Selina show up in a jalopy to take the boys out shopping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:40:13 No.85302160 Report

Quoted By:

>>85302127

>Dick/Damian

Like brothers... right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:43:13 No.85302204 Report

Quoted By: >>85302551

>>85301953

Is fanfiction mostly written by women?

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 08:55:56 No.85302358 Report

Quoted By: >>85303489

>>85285270
>Aquaman
Didn't have a comic for years, not until the early 60's.

>Green Arrow
Was nothing but a shitty knockoff until the O'Neil/Adams incarnation.

Those reasons aside, Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman are the only Golden Age characters that maintained their own books through the postwar crash, in addition to being the most popular.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 09:16:30 No.85302551 Report

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>>85302204
There's actually fan fiction written by guys and there's plenty of hetero fan fiction. Clark Kent and Lois Lane are big pairings for example and some of them are pretty good canon-typical stories.

They have 2,454,000 stories on the archive (a bunch of them are never going to be finished POS fantasy fulfillment). But of the 2.4, 500,000 plus are male/female. So yeah, the women are writing them and they do write non slash, but they are mostly seeming to want to write porn (384680 are marked as EXPLICIT but you also need to check but some people are idiots and use other tags - SMUT, PWP (porn with plot - which is usually PORN what plot).

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 10:44:24 No.85303489 Report

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>>85302358

Green Lantern for a time was considered one of the big four. I think he still is.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Aug 2016 12:40:41 No.85304697 Report

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>>85273240
Wonder Woman/Alfred Pennyworth.

He deserves it.

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