Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Sam da Man? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Sam after he drinks his purple flurp. I’m not talking about seltzer water Sam either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Sam after he sat on a bannana and it changed his life forever with the aid of Flippy and his dirty little secret and being capable of both using the powers of all the N men and high tier Yokian tech, equipped with his very own Pultra, a mint Ultra Lord action figure, control of the Twonkies and the Junk Man's ship, with Jet Fusion's DNA implanted in him so he has super spy gear and can perform sex with Beautiful Gorgeous while being an expert in Sheen's Eye of the Tiger and Jimmy's Brain Blast.