>>84526341Crystal Meth
by LeatherKittenBoots
“Greg asks Amethyst to turn into LSD and puts her on his tongue. Hilarity ensues.”
Greg and Amethyst are smoking weed with a bong together.
They run out of weed.
Greg: “You know…what I should do about this? Something.”
Amethyst: “Y…yeah. We should, like, do something about it because…nothing.”
Greg: “B-but you know what you should do? You should turn into LSD. Then we can both still get high.”
Amethyst: “Okay…!”
Amethyst turns into LSD. Greg puts her on his tongue
Amethyst dissolves and is swallowed by Greg.
Greg’s body absorbs Amethyst and he gets her Gem and all of her powers.
The Crystal Gems and Steven mourn Amethyst’s death. Greg doesn’t care too much.
Greg goes on a “power trip”, winning arm wrestling matches, and then professional wrestling matches.
Greg challenges Jasper to a fight. She says, “I’m going to kick your ass!”
Greg is confident. Right before the fight, he has to poop.
He goes to a port-o-potty and pushes out a huge shit.
The shit is magenta.
“Huh. Wonder why it’s that color?”
The shit transforms into Amethyst.
It was Amethyst. Shit was Amethyst.
