If it's a soldier you want, then brother, I got the man for you.
I know he may not look like much, but I swear to you, I've seen him personally slit the throats of a thousand iron krauts behind enemy lines before breakfast.
But that's not all! Just moments ago I saw him practicing his footwork on the dance floor. Never had grace and power been married so perfectly before. Take a look for yourself; I've been watching him strut and style all day!